#mcga halfborn

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MCGA SHITPOSTS PART 3 RAAAAA

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First and last spoken lines of Riordanverse characters (Only includes main 25 books) (Book order, not timeline wise) (Part 5)

Magnus Chase and Kane Chronicles addition.

P1, P2, P3, P4, P6 (DotD), Narrated lines, CotD Update.

Carter

First: "Dad? What's Wrong?"

Last: "I'll, um, be inside."

Sadie

First: "Late as usual."

Last: "Shut up and dance, Walt."

Zia

First: "Don't embarrass yourself. Where is Amos?"

Last: "Carter? Shut up."

Anubis

First: "I'm not a dog."

Last: "Sadie you did it. You're so amazing."

Walt

First: "Window's ready."

Last: "Too late."

Amos

First: "No. If I don't stop you, Julius, they will. The Per Ankh is shadowing you."

Last: "I'm proud of you both. We'll speak soon, but right now, come... Your parents would like to see you."

Bast

First: "About time."

Last: "Yarn. Dangerous pray, yarn..."

Bes

First: "About time! Bast's friend? Sadie Kane?"

Last: "Are you kidding? You gave me my life back, and I don't just mean my shadow."

Jaz

First: "We'll figure it out."

Last: "What do we do?"

Apophis

First: "Your last warning, Carter Kane. Give me the scroll."

Last: "Ma'at and Chaos are linked, you fools! You cannot push me away without pushing away the gods. As for Ra, he shall die within me slowly digested-"

Magnus

First: "Who's after me?"

Last: "Yeah. It is."

Alex

First: "Point that rifle somewhere else, or I will wrap it around your neck like a bow tie."

Last: "Is this good?"

Samirah

First: "Stop struggling!"

Last: "Deal! Air hug."

Amir

First: "Jimmy, how's it going?"

Last: "Our families are planning dinner together tonight. Right now. I didn't know if you would be free too-"

Hearthstone

First: "GET OUT."

Last: "Sounds fun. But we will see you tomorrow. Yes?"

Blitzen

First: "They're after you."

Last: "You're a good man, Magnus. This is going to be awesome!"

Halfborn

First: "Five here. 'Course, Midgard hardly counts. That's the human world. Been to Alfheim, Nidavellir, Jotunheim-"

Last: "That's not even Midgard. If our ship followed the currents Naglfar would have taken, that means-"

Mallory

First: "Again with the pig's head? X, do you think I want to see a severed pig's head every time I step out my front door?"

Last: "We're landing at Vigridr. The Last Battlefield. This is the place where we'll all die someday."

T.J.

First: "How you doing?"

Last: "Hmm, Turkish bathrobe."

Jack

First: "Thank you."

Last: "That's right! Frey never got Bragi to write an epic poem about me! The only thing he ever gave me was a stupid Hallmark Sword's day card."

Gunilla

First: "Samirah al-Abbas, what have you brought us tonight- another half-troll? Perhaps a spy from your father?"

Last: "Death to Surt! Death to the enemies of Asgard!"

Loki

First: "Death was an interesting choice, Magnus."

Last: "No! No, you wouldn't dare! I will never-"

Thor

First: "Mother-grubbing scum bucket! Where is my backup?"

Last: "And me."

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Wait a second is Halfborn a demigod or just like a fucking normal dude from viking times who goes into a berserk state for no reason other than being a 16 year old boy whoes been given a weapon

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MCGA SHITPOSTS TO REVIVE FANDOM PART 2 RAAAH

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