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Gerard: I just want to say I’m disappointed in modern architecture and it’s distinct lack of gargoyles.

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Gerard: What if we switched initials? I’d be Werard Gay.

Mikey: Wikey May.

Ray: Tay Roro.

Frank: Irank Fero.

Bob: Bob Bry—

All:...

Bob: This is a stupid game.

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Gerard: Growing up with a younger brother was wild because I could progressively see how our parents got less and less strict with him. Like I would get in trouble for staying up past ten but Mikey could stay out for two straight days and murder a goat farm and my parents woulda just shrugged and said “oh well.”

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*Gerard, Mikey, and Frank all wear black clothes from head to toe and look emo*

Ray, feeling left out: I can be dark and brooding too...

*looks out the window*

Ray: *soft gasp* Guys, look! It’s a rainbow!

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Gerard: My dear brother, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into the darkness if it makes you happy.

Mikey: Cool. Can I have one of your Doritos?

Gerard: Unfortunately these are my Doritos.

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Mikey: Is this about those stupid tamagotchis? You left me with six of them, Gerard! Taking care of them is a full-time job!

Gerard: I left you with six adult tamagotchis in perfect health and by the time I came back they were all dead! You have to actively murder them in order for that to happen!

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Gerard, wearing a Halloween costume: What do you mean I’m not even scary??? I literally almost scared the life out of a man!

Mikey: You literally scared a little saliva and a little urine out of him.

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Gerard: Why are you so upset, Mikey? Is it cause my shoes light up and yours don’t?