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James Rhodes (6th October 1968)
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Happy Birthday
James Rhodes (6th October 1968)
Marvel Cinematic Universe
I want to chalk up Rhodey’s sheer lack of interaction with his literal best friend: Tony, (who was lost in space) on him apparently having been a skrull during all of Avengers: Endgame but skrull!rhodey is also NOT canon in my mind, and never will be, so…
Like, you’re telling me that Tony’s last interaction with his oldest friend wasn’t even with the actual man and Rhodey won’t ever get to say goodbye either? Wtf?
The lack of scenes between Tony and Rhodey in Endgame is criminal, and I do still think that all these years later.
Literally, Peter freshly back from the “dead” interacts with Tony more during the final battle and leading up to Tony’s death than Rhodey does the entire movie. How? Why?
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James Rhodes (6th October 1968)
Marvel Cinematic Universe
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James ''Rhodey'' Rhodes/War Machine (6th October 1968)
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James 'Rhodey' Rhodes/War Machine (06/10/1968)
One of my latest (of many) pet peeves with regard to marvel fic is when someone is writing from Rhodey’s POV, they still use “Rhodey” instead of James or Jim or whatever, because dude, that’s Tony’s nickname. This man is a highly respected air force colonel, do you honestly think this grown ass man calls himself “Rhodey” in his internal monologue? Be so for real. We (the fans) only call him that bc Tony is more main character-er than him, so his lens gets priority, but that’s not how he sees himself, c’mon guys. That is mother fucking Colonel James “War Machine” “Iron Patriot” Rhodes, give that name some damn respect.
"I'm in a coma, no one can tell me otherwise"
Rhodey after the Civil War.
Because he's so done with this bullshit he has to deal with everyday. First, the Avengers fight like little children, destroying so much property- let's not talk about that. And then Ross comes and does some shit too, and as if that hasn't been enough, he literally can't walk anymore.
So excuse him for being a bit dramatic and just wanting to sleep.
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