my favorite quotes from the final battle stream (spoilers)
“tubbo is the traitor. no, it’s tubbo. i wrote this, tubbo’s the traitor.” - wilbur
“we’ve got dream and punz comin— oh, hello dream.” *proceeds to watch dream murder everyone* - wilbur
“welcome back, quackity.” “i’m NAKED, techno.” - techno, quackity
“have some blue. have some more blue.” - wilbur
“blue’s not a drug!” “fine, distributing blue” - wilbur, techno
“i should be the first in line i’m naked” - quackity
“HAHA i fuckin’ won baby get fucked” - quackity
“if we say humana humana humana it’ll sound funny” “humananhumananhumananhumanahumanahumana” - tommy, everyone
“this is the last chance for the traitor to reveal themselves. who is it?” *wilbur raises his hand* - quackity, wilbur
“i can't believe i won the election! i can't believe i stripped wilbur soot from his power!” - quackity, charging into battle with wilbur soot
*mid battle* “where do i turn off clouds?” - niki
“we’ve killed karl THREE TIMES” - wilbur
“so. schlatt’s an idiot.” “how long’d that take you to figure out?” - dream, wilbur
“WOOO we killed an old man with heart problems POG!” - technoblade
“NO WAY THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!” - twitch user fizzymizz after schlatt is dead and tommyinnit is president (little did they know)
“i’ll bow to him!” “karl don’t be weird” - karl, technoblade
*in the background* “WOO! anarchy!” “techno shut up” - techno, tommy
“i’m really trying the whole metaphor thing here.” - tubbo
“oh, no, there was a traitor :)” - dream
“they missed their chance. they pulled a fucking george” - tommy
*phil joins* “WHAT THE FUCK?? PHILZA MINECRAFT?” - everyone in tommy’s vc
“LETS GET HIM! TEAM CHAOS!” - dream
“you know who was the traitor? - tommy, the traitor was wilbur!” - dream
“are we just all gonna ignore that?” - purpled, being ignored
“ahAHAHA, YES!” - dream, watching l’manburg explode
“he had a saying, phil. it was never meant to be.” - wilbur
“YOU'RE MY SON!” - philza
“GUYS PHILZA JUST GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT!” - fundy
“do you know what? he fucking lied! he lied! phil it’s technoblade, phil it’s technoblade. phil, it’s technoblade. phil… phil? and he has eight withers ready to go.” - wilbur
“you want to be a hero tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!” - technoblade
“this server’s built on blowing up and burning. how are they surprised?” - wilbur
“tubbo! you are president of a crater… enjoy.” *ends stream* - wilbur
