If you don’t mind me asking for a second thing, would you be willing to do Vile with a human s/o with the personality of a ball of sunshine?
(NGL I KINDA FAN-GIRLED WHEN I SAW THIS CUZ THE IDEA IS SOOOOO CUTE!!!! )
Often wonders how in the world he got in this situation with you.
Everything about you aggravates him, but he can’t bring himself to hate you.
You worry for him, you care for him, and he can’t stand that.
The more you push the more he feels the need to prove that he doesn’t need you.
—and then he’ll need you to rescue him from whatever he got himself into.
SCARY 👏 DOG 👏 PRIVILEGES 👏
This psycho will follow you wherever you go, whether you know it or not.
Some random flirt trying to get your attention? He’ll send em’ off with a warning.
Another one making you uncomfortable? He’ll end his life right then and there.
He’ll dip when the Maverick Hunters come, but you sure as hell are coming with him.
No way in God’s name is he letting you anywhere near law enforcement.
He won’t admit it, but he LOVES the fact you see through his grumpy and cold demeanor.
He’s just as tired of fighting as X and Zero; however, unlike those two he’ll never give it up.
If anything happens too close to your apartment, he’s staying the night there.
“Eh be glad I’m here. I’ll stop you from letting any strangers in your house or some dumb shit.”
He’s kind of mean, but he means well.
When out and about, he’ll let you merrily lead the way, keeping an eye on the perimeter.
If any threat shows itself, be it human or Maverick, he’ll yank you behind him and neutralize it himself.
“Get behind me, NOW!” he’ll hiss through gritted teeth.
Overall he’s just super grumpy and protective.
However, if you can break his walls and truly make a home in heart—
He might allow himself to comfort you when you’re upset.
He might nurse you when unwell.
He might hold you close during intimate moments.
He might allow you to put his hands on that cold, steel helmet of his.
He also might allow you to lift it up and over his head.
Then he surely will pull you in for a kiss.
