#melania 2026

[victusinveritas]

Triumph of the Witless.

[onlytiktoks]

[my-midlife-crisis]

The difference between class and trash...

GQ style

[pissingonmonarchy]

For people just catching up to the Amanda Ungaro / Paolo Zampolli story (she was an Epstein victim, then the mother of his child; he just had her deported by ICE), here's the bigger context: it was Zampolli who brought the Slovenian model Melania Knauss to the US and introduced her to Trump.

[donniebrookeq]

[heydocverdant]

‘Melania,’ panned by some film critics, opens with strong ticket sales for a documentary

Promoted by President Donald Trump as “a must watch,” the Melania Trump documentary “Melania” debuted with a better-than-expected $7 million

for the record, this headline is desperately grasping at straws: here’s a breakdown of some of the finer details

the movie is the most expensive documentary every made, clocking in at $75 million total including distribution costs

it’s estimated to have made $5 million tops so far on its opening weekend — statistically, it’s doing worse than Morbius

(incidentally, it’s getting blown out of the water by this weekend’s second-biggest release, Markiplier’s Iron Lung, which has made almost $18 million on a budget of under $3 million)

it’s technically the highest-grossing opening weekend for a documentary in fourteen years… excluding musical documentaries, which are one of the most popular types of documentary

“Some film critics” is an understatement, with reputable critics quoted in the article as saying “calling this movie a hagiography is an insult to hagiographies” and “[Melania is] a medieval tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne”

It’s got a positive audience score though, presumably because the only people watching it are the people who have had their brains marinated in Trump Kool-Aid nonstop for 10+ years

even the person writing this article seems to resent it, noting that there’s nothing to compare it to because “families typically eschew in-office memoir or documentary releases to avoid the appearance of capitalizing on the White House”, which feels like a pretty pointed side-eye from the AP

the article quotes a movie consultant that claims it’s actually a success, and his argument is literally just “it doesn’t matter if Amazon makes money off of it, because the movie itself is just a bribe meant to butter up the president”

[badbreed1111]

Sorry there wasn’t any disclaimer warning, but right now i'm gonna take any bit of joy I can...😅🤣😂👇🏾

[theoneandonlyuxu]