#melk

[narcissistcookbook]

hey quick question milk enthusiasts, what the fuck

[livesunique]

Schloss Schönbühel, Schönbühel-Aggsbach, Austria,

Photo Courtesy of Atmos View

[mioritic]

This afternoon at Stift Melk

20.01.2026

[incorrect-toriko-quotes]

Melk II: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'll burn your house down.

[allthingseurope]

Melk Abbey Library, Austria (by nbowmanaz)

[54prowl]

Jumping at ur feet asking for info about raindeavour!!!!!!! Tell me everything about them!!!!!!!! - @melk-maid

Melk...............melk thank u for asking this. I have many thoughts, some of which would land me in problematic jail but here’s more of my ugly handwriting (beware):

QUICK FACTS:

17 years apart (he was already pro when she turned 3 but let’s unpack that another time, yeah?)

195cm vs 170cm which is not that big of a height difference but this man is THICC as a red wood tree trunk!!

Fire Quirk vs Rain Quirk 🫨

Famous (Fuckass) Hero vs Surveillance/Rescue Hero

BACKGROUND:

They meet during a surveillance operation for LoV wherein she fucks up his Hellfire by blasting moisture everywhere (it’s how she tracks motion). They end up patrolling similar routes and becoming closer as respected colleagues to friends to more.

Pretty much follows canon to a T!!! Bc I love how complex the Todoroki family story is.

She is a teacher at UA for Arts (normal course) and Defensive Combat (hero course). She’s a subverted oujo-sama trope imo which suits Enji’s traditional tastes so well but more on that later.

They have one (1) baby between the timeskip who is the only characterized baby in my roster of ships (whether self-insert or oc/chara). Enji slows down after the war but she continues pro-hero work despite the heavy pregnancy which stressed him out to no end. I love her. She’s a wisecrack and the only thing that keeps him young in his late 40’s to 50’s and she’s a motherfuckin’ Scorpio (a water sign born 11/11 like….like raindrops…get it? GET IT??/?).

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The baby is quirkless and the conversation basically goes like this when they find out:

☔ "20% of children are quirkless, Enji-san." 🤓☝️

🔥 "What are you implying? That this is my penance?" 😒😤

☔ "Your fifth child, Enji-san. Your 20%. That’s a wonderful statistic, I'd say." 🥰🤩

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Her relationship with the rest of the Todorokis is something I like rotating in my head…..maybe for next time. <3

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If you read this far, talk to me below/inbox/tags. I am in need of love and attention like a kicked sick dog!!!!!!! BARK BARK

[polldermodel]

Waar denk jij dat plopmelk van gemaakt is?

De melk van kabouter plop natuurlijk

Gewoon koemelk doe niet zo raar

Anders (wat dan???)

Waar denk jij dat plopmelk van gemaakt is?

De melk van kabouter plop natuurlijk

Gewoon koemelk doe niet zo raar

Anders (wat dan???)

Voting ended onMar 13, 2025

[miss-dhalgren]

Melk Hamsi.

I drew this to a Track from a Sonic the Hedgehog Creepypasta Friday Night Funkin' mod that fucks hard.