#melodicblasphemy

[sunbloome]

melodicblasphemy replied to your post: �� im always ready to date mothman

you expect me to date people???? in public?????????? in the light of day???????????????????

No????? You can’t date a cryptid and go public with it??? wtf you can’t just tell people you’re dating The Mothman what knind of fuckngi world

[spacery]

HEY GUYS

reblog if you think @melodicblasphemy should not keep a toaster in our dorm. Reasons: -it's dangerous -fire hazard -takes up our already limited space -she doesn't eat toast that often -she could make it in the cafeteria -i don't eat toast -where do we store bread?? -i don't want butter in the fridge for YEARS because she hardly uses it -whyyyyyy Please reblog because this is tearing apart our marriage and I just need support right now. Thanks!!

[seraphtonin]

melodicblasphemy replied to your post “Of the age where I can legally have sex and get pregnant yet not old...”

anything's a sex toy if you believe in yourself

I cannot decide between responding with an “oh no” or an “oh yes” 

[squided]

Psst, can you please message me so I can get the messenger? Tried the link thing, but it did not work for whatever reason.

the link thing only works if you have the messenger in order to contact other people cause sometimes usernames don’t pop up in the search box for no reason.  Also a message is coming up in 10 seconds

[bisexualcullenrutherfords]

hello, my dear soulmate B)

hello! *waggles eyebrows seductively, fails miserably, leaves to grow mushrooms in the closet tamaki-style*

So, I guess we’re now married in the eyes of Eli?

[spacery]

|-/

Abob, darlingggggggggggggggg

Song: Guns for Hands (off of Three Songs, if you were wondering which version)

It obviously has a lot of meaningful lines but I like where it goes

Let's take this a second at a time,Let's take this one song, this one rhyme,Together, let's breathe,Together, to the beat

Because Tyler is writing, knowing how everyone is going through hard times and he wants to help us get through them together.

Love ya.

-S

[spacery]

So yesterday I was in class with melodicblasphemy and we got our papers back and she got a 100. I said "I guess you can say that you ACEd that"(she's asexual). We laughed for a while. Then I realized I made a 98 and so I said "I made 2 points less than you. What else means two?" and after thinking for a bit she said "Bi?", and that's how I came out as bisexual to Ayla.

[nowwheresmynut]

melodicblasphemy replied to your post:Something just arrived in the mail. Something I...

Inspirational.

I know. Thinking about my national postal system does frequently move me to tears.