#melonxreader

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Maybe hcs of Melon having a s/o who’s sassy but caring at the same time pls? 👉👈

Melon x Reader

Melon rarely finds someone who could match his wit and commentary, he both appreciates it and finds it annoying

Even if he finds it annoying, he doesn't want you to stop. He finds you interesting, and appreciates your sass, just not directed at him

You should, however, direct it at him. He really needs someone to knock him down a few pegs

Rex help anyone who becomes the target of both of you. Between you and Melon, you could verbally eviscerate someone

Melon does tend to say things randomly and dump his trauma on you, the fact you can easily re-direct it is something he appreciates.

You're his favorite person to talk to, and he finds himself seeking you out. He gets very comfortable with you.

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Just a little one-short with Kitsune reader and Melon, when they meet each other again, that is related to this story of mine (it's just an

I gotta write a part two of this😔

It's too damn good, and it got me rereading it!😭

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melon cuddle headcanons? alternatively melon x male reader headcanons? thanks in advance!!

MelonxMale!Reader Cuddle Headcanons

Melon isn't naturally cuddly. He's more of the sort that sits adjacent of you and thinks that's good enough

However, once he does relax enough to start cuddling with you...prepare to never sit alone again

He's obnoxious

He will always want to be the small spoon and will drape his whole body over you

He's thin and gangly, and does get cold in colder months, so having you around is very advantageous

He gets so used to being close to you, that when you're out in public it's difficult for him to not lean on you. Half the time he may not even care about societal expectations and just snuggle close to you anyway

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Hi!! Could I ask for some Melon x reader headcanons with fluff??? Like, if he hypothetically were in a relationship with a partner who accepts him and tries to help him with his struggles and he lets them help :""")

Heckie ye you can! I love me some wholesome

-Maeve

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Melon doesn't buy what you're selling at first. While people have been kind to him before, once they know who and what he really is...let's say they don't last long

When you stick around, color him intrigued. Do you have a death wish, or are you just stupid?

In his typical fashion, he trauma dumps on you, and does it in a way where you know he’s just looking for a polarized reaction 

When you don’t freak out and just feel bad, it pisses him off. He hates being pitied. Part of him starts plotting your demise. The only thing holding him back is the honesty in your eyes. 

Okay, you get to live...for now

It sort of turns into a cycle, when he dumps a bunch of information on you, waits for your reaction, and then moves on. In a way, he’s getting comfortable around you. He actually begins to trust you a little

The improvements...are very small. Does he still commit crimes? Oh yeah. Does he cut back when you’re around? Also yes. In a way the safest place for anyone to be is around you

Just don’t get to close to any other males. He’s prone to jealousy

You know you’re making progress when he asks you to describe what you’re eating, while poking at his own tasteless meal. Melon can have a lot of things, or steal and take a lot of things, but he can’t fix his lack of taste.

Will show up in your home without invitation. Expect regular B&E’s.

The longer you two spend time together, the more he uses you as a moral compass. 

“This stupid goose cut me off in the train, and made me late. Would it be upsetting if he found himself in the market tomorrow?”

It’s going to be a long, hard, road...but at least he’s making baby steps

Bonus

Pet between his horns and ears, he loves it. 

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Good afternoon, a request please, your favorite shishigumi lions, melon and bill taking care of their baby children, the reader (the mother) was in a meeting with her friends

Melon

Please don't

Please.

Melon uses you as a moral compass, so unless you leave specific instructions of "do" and "do not"-

Murder may be involved (Melon had to teach them to channel their rage eventually, right?)

Just hire a baby sitter. If left to his own devices, Melon only knows chaos

Bill

Panics

Without you, he worries something bad is going to happen. Will call you multiple times with tiny questions he knows the answer to, but what if he doesn't really and he's wrong?

He's so stressed

He'll relax eventually, but it's a bumpy start

Free

Don't leave Free alone

He wont do anything bad but, how early do you want your kid to learn how to drive? How old do they have to be to ride a motorcycle?

Expect Free to have a great time with your kid, but there will be a mess afterwards

He'll help clean once you're home, but yeah...disaster (but your kid had a GREAT time, you didn't need an unbroken couch anyway)

Ibuki

Best dad

He's calm, collected, and relaxed

Ibuki has no struggles with taking care of your child, and has a nice calm day with them

Let's be honest, Ibuki was meant to be a dad

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Hello. Do you write for Melon? If so, could you make a Melon and a hubrids reader, maybe with whom he was friends for the reader, and after a while when they become adults, they meet each other again.

I love Melon. I just love that he’s an agent of chaos and makes it everyone's problems. Who needs therapy when you have a gun and lead a gang???

Melon has never had a lot of friends. He had a really poor upbringing, and that couples with his mom? The rumors about his mom? Yeah he doesn’t have any friends, except you. 

Melon was immediately very attached to you, and you being a hybrid? Just made him a lot more comfortable with you

He never invites you over. He doesn’t want his Mama to know you exist, since there is a tiny part of him worried about what she’d do

Very over protective of you at school. Melon has always been a little off, but there was one incident where a bully went after you, and Melon went after them with a sharpened pencil. 

When Melon finally snaps, and kills his Mama, he did it without foresight. If he had known doing that meant he’d be going to a foster home, away from you, he’d have waited until you two could run away together. 

While he jumps from foster home to foster home,  you two loose touch. It kinda crushed him. He tried to find you when he was older, but wasn’t able to. Once he was out on his own, he didn’t allow himself to think about you. You may have been a hybrid, but who would want to be friends with him now? If he was bad before, he was older and so much WORSE

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Melon stops, heart pounding in his chest. When was the last time he didn’t feel empty? What was this feeling anyway? Shock? Must be shock. He opened his eyes a bit, but tried to keep them from showing to much of his feline heritage. He just had to make sure it was you. Melon knew deep down inside he wasn’t mistaken, but he really wanted to be wrong. He didn’t know if he could face you. Not after all he’d done. Even so, the child in him wanted to yell for you like he used to on the playground. Back then it was easier. That small part of him was also pleading for his older new self to suck it up and face you.

But he couldn’t. 

How could Melon face you? You two lost touch, and while he was never really able to contact you, he assumed you had hadn’t been looking for him either. You two had been close, and when he was still naïve, he believed no force on earth could separate you two for long. Now, seeing you again, he couldn’t process clearly the emotions swirling around in his head. 

He clenched his eyes shut again, trying to relax his tense shoulder and resume his gazelle disguise. He didn’t need his tail swishing.

“Melon?” You came right up to him, and he took a step back. Even on this busy sidewalk, with lots of escape routes, he still felt trapped. The gazelle in him wanted to flee, even if it meant that he had to run into the street.

“No, no...You must be mistaken,” Your frown...hurts? Is that what it is?

“I don’t think so? You’re Melon, right? We went to school together when we were kids. We lived just a few blocks away from one another,” He can hear your disappointment and confusion. His ear flicks. 

“Did we?” He plays dumb. His hands make a fist, and he digs his claws into his palms to try to distract himself. 

“Yeah, you were my best friend! Then you moved. I didn’t hear from you after that,” Your eyes are so honest. You’re still the same. You know about his teeth and claws, and how unsettling he was. Yet, here you were. Years later. You were trying to reconnect. He knows you’d be disappointed if you knew the new him. Was it really a new him though? He wondered if he was ever really different, of if he was always this horrible.

“I suppose I do remember you, a little,” He watches your face light up. 

“What’s your number? Maybe we can meet up for lunch or something!” You already had your phone out, punching in his name with one of those Melon emoji’s by his name. You look up eagerly at him.

Melon hesitates, but the fake number he intended to give you, wasn’t what he punched into the phone. He blamed the shock of seeing you. You quickly sent a hello text, and his phone’s alert went off. 

“So I’ll see you later?” Melon’s façade slipped. 

“Y-yeah,” Did he stutter? When was the last time his voice became shaky? 

“Wonderful! I’ll see you later,” You waved goodbye. 

Melon knew it wouldn’t end well. He knew that he shouldn’t text you back. Melon sneered under his mask at himself, his fingers hitting the keys of his phone to give you the time he was free. It took all of a few seconds for you to text him back with a place.

[You: See you soon!]

Even though he knew it wasn’t going to end well, he couldn’t help the smile. 

Now he had to get back to business. He had an elephant with a psychiatric appointment he needed to see. 

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Shishigumi and Melon if their child approaches them and asks "dad, mom (reader) and where do children come from?"

I'm cackling

-Maeve

Ibuki 

Chokes on whatever he was eating or drinking

He sits them down, and tries not to panic

After a few seconds of calming himself down, Ibuki is honest, but leaves out details that wouldn’t be age appropriate

His kid would be a little grossed out, but forget about it later and run off

Free

Please don’t let him talk to his kid about this

He’s going to be honest, and it’s not going to be the most age appropriate thing. Hey, at least he’s not going to lie, right?

Please keep Free from traumatizing your child, and explain it yourself so it’s age appropriate 

Dolph

He’s the dad that’s just-

“Ask your mother”

Agata

He panics. 

He’s sweating and sits his child down and tries to explain. It doesn’t go well. He trips over his words, and backpaddles a lot. 

By some miracle-

“I’ll just ask mom”

Thank Rex

Miguel

He freezes

Miguel has an internal debate on if he should be honest, or save his child’s innocence

He tries to be the dad that  just tell them 

“When you love someone very much, a baby appears”

A week later Miguel’s child is taking their piggy bank out. 

“Papa, I love my friend, and I gotta be ready for the magic baby”

Then Miguel sits them down and explains. Is it uncomfortable? Yes. Does his kid learn a few things? Yes. It’s better to be honest. 

Sabu

Sabu’s child tries to ask him, but Sabu is magically gone. 

Sabu’s wife, on the other hand, just happens to walk in the room. 

“Dad said you had a question?”

Sabu set you up, 100%

Jinma

Already prepared for this a long time ago

He has a power points, notes, ect.

Hs kid probably sees all of this, and decides it’s not worth learning right now. Mac&Cheese is more important. 

Dope

His kid comes to ask him a question, but Dope bargains with him.

“If you vacuum the whole house and scrub the bathroom I’ll tell you”

Not worth it. His kid gives him a pouting look and decides to go outside and play instead. 

Hino

Just looks over.

“Do you really want to know, or do you want ice cream?”

Ice cream was given, and Hino dodged the question. 

Melon

“Ask your teacher at school”

Melon is not going to answer. Just be glad he didn’t say babies are made from the blood of  your enemies. 

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Hi! I just discover your blog and glad to find it. Also, was wondering what if Melon found someone who actually love him? Someone who wants to help him with his tasting problem, someone who happily greets him when he returns from his “errands”, someone who is not concern about the society, and someone who isn’t afraid of him or doesn’t care that he’s a hybrid. Won’t mind showing him affection but would him his space when he gets weirded out.

Like I stated in a previous answer, Melon is a sociopath. There is no cure to this, and he has proven time and time again that he doesn't want to get better. No amount of love in the world would fix that, and having any sort of relationship with him would be dysfunctional. He’s kind of a self fulfilling prophecy because he complains about being lonely and yet he doesn’t make any effort to get close to or meet others... which given his past experiences is probably to protect himself. That being said, I'll do a few headcanons anyway cuz the concept's cute and he's a fictional character so why not. • Melon is antisocial. Conversations with him can be awkward because he's not accustomed to having a friend or lover and just...casually talking. But he's free to listen to you as long as you're saying something intellectually stimulating and worth it(in his opinion). Be prepared to listen to him monologuing, cause he has a lot pent up he wants to tell someone • He is not used to affection. At all. He can't handle it. He still has a lot of hang ups about love and all that jazz so it'll take him a while to accept than you don't have ulterior motives...and even then he'll never fully trust you. He doesn't understand love. Don’t expect much affection from him... you won’t get it • Doesn't like being touched. You'll have to ask each time you do • If you give him compliments he'll brush them off as insincere but inside he'll love it. About his intelligence? Hell yeah, stroke his ego. About his looks? He'll have a really hard time believing you... but deep, deep inside he'll appreciate that too. Not that he'd ever say it, in fact he'll get pissed at you for insinuating that you DON'T find him a hideous freak of nature. He doesn't like pity. -Lexi