we need to talk about this part in the darksteel eye where memnarch straight up gives himself a drug induced orgasm
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we need to talk about this part in the darksteel eye where memnarch straight up gives himself a drug induced orgasm
Do any of you recognize the name Memnarch? If so, is that recognition from historical knowledge, a distant memory, or does it still feel recent?
Naturally. He was very nearly enlightened by the ichor before his downfall. My sectives have done sophisticated work reverse-engineering the devices he left behind, called "soul traps", which he used to conjure the small, rudimentary Mirrans to this world in the first place--one can at least thank him for supplying Phyrexia with raw material.
His dedication to surveillance was admirable. Had he lived for his eyes to be fully opened, his creations could possibly even rival my own.
The key word there, of course, is almost.
-J
Today's Date is May 20th, 2024, and today's card is Memnarch (Secret Lair Drop)!
[ID This card depicts a giant metal man wearing a deputy's costume. He's holding out his own tinier fleshy arms to cast a spell attacking a man in front of him. The top of the card reads in big capital yellow letters 'MEMNARCH'
Memnarch is a Legendary Artifact Creature with the Wizard subtype that costs 7 colorless mana. He is a Rare.
His rules text reads "1 colorless mana 2 Blue mana: Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
3 colorless mana 1 Blue mana: Gain control of target artifact."
Its flavor text reads "In pursuit of ultimate power, he would burn his world to the ground."
His power is 4 and his toughness is 5.
Memnarch's artist is Gaboleps & Scott Okumura and his print year is 2024. He's from the Secret Lair Drop Outlaw Anthologies Volume 2: Sinister Scoundrels.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am.
Memnarch, The Fifth Dawn
Hello ô devious raccoon who knows all the dirty tricks in the book. Today, I'd to submit you a new combo. Nothing as twisted as your time shenanigans but still fun. Jodah, Archmage Eternal + Morophon, the Boundless + Arcane Adaptation.
Oooh, free creatures.
But may I counter that with another one of my favorites?
Take the classic Myr Galvanizer combo, Silver Myr (for blue mana), and then Memnarch.
Everything is mine now.
Karn: I need some oil.
Memnarch(moves phyrexian oil closer to him)
Karn:NOT THAT OIL, WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT OIL FROM?!?!?
Memnarch: You.