i think i hauve phyresis

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[iwriterobots]

[homoeroticjunoincident]

homoeroticism of stabbing someone’s eyes out wait no this was meant to be a surgery post fuck

[homoeroticjunoincident]

anyway the homoeroticism of painting your hands with someone else’s blood all warm and getting it under your fingernails and feeling it dry

[homoeroticjunoincident]

nevermind i just remembered i should be cooped up in a cage and not allowed to ever talk to anyone incase i get ideas POST CANCELED

[leafyztar]

Noooo :( come back

[homoeroticjunoincident]

THE POST IS BACK ON the homoeroticism of gently running a knife down someone’s chest and putting a hand on their stomach to steady them and feeling them shake under what you’re doing to them and their breath hitch and their hands clench and them try to stay as still as possible but still end up shifting under your knife causing it to just rip further into them

[homoeroticjunoincident]

the homoeroticism of pulling their chest apart with your hands

[homoeroticjunoincident]

the homoeroticism of reaching into their chest and brushing your fingertips against their organs and petting them and feeling them twitch and work. the homoeroticism of shifting around their organs and mapping every crevice of their body onto your hands. the homoeroticism of gathering up a part of their intestines in your hands and holding them oh so gently and slotting their organs back into their skin. the homoeroticism of dragging your hands up their organs. the homoeroticism of watching their lungs pump and then getting to feel the stutter as they gasp for breath for yourself. the homoeroticism of plucking their heart out of their chest and cradling it in your hands.

[homoeroticjunoincident]

the homoeroticism of putting them back together of making sure you arranged everything back just right (even though it’ll never be the same as it was before) and sewing them shut of leaving evidence. the homoeroticism of letting them fall asleep in a puddle of their own blood and carding your bloody fingers through their hair when they’re asleep

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"I need to remove dirt from a place with a large industrial machine"

Hitachi:

"That's cool, but i'm also really horny, you got anything for that?

Hitachi:

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[xenasaur]

findom is so fucking hot in concept but in this economy? untenable

[xenasaur]

like the idea of sweetly cupping a girl's face and gently brushing my thumb across her cheek while I condescendingly explain that I know she worked soooooo long and hard for all this money but we both know that I deserve it far more than she does is so painfully erotic to me. I looooooove condescendingly explaining to girls why they deserve less than me while they whimper and nod and thank me for it. but I also would probably throw up thinking about taking money from someone when the economy is in this state

of course, I could get around that by findomming men, but then it wouldn't be fun. a real catch 22

[iamoutofideas]

you could tell the sub to rob a bank

[xenasaur]

be a good girl and put on this clown mask for mommy and don't forget to watch out for the bus driver

[transsexual-experiences]

shoutout to people for whom the idea of having penetative sex- whether that means penetrating or being penetrated- makes you angry, uncomfortable, want to peel off your skin, feel like you would rather die than do that, or just dont want to. youre doing sex the right way actually and you do not need to change or “get comfortable” with it

[transsexual-experiences]

you can literally just never have penetrative sex 😘✌️ ever. its fine

[stjohnstarling]

Stop moaning and arching your back - this is an autopsy!

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[fatestayyuri]

guess who just got kicked out of the DELTARUNE fandom for, you guessed it, theorizing about the game

[lotusshim554]

He must be tripped.

-or not.

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[transmortifried]

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

[transmortifried]

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

[doubleca5t]

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

[prokopetz]

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

[midnightvoyager]

[prokopetz]

#wasnt that conan game basically this #idk i never played it (via @piedbirb)

Nah, Conan: Exiles saves on development costs there by applying the same physics simulation it uses for clothing to penises. It's basically treating the cock and balls as a bit of cloth hanging off your character's groin, which produces a totally different (albeit no less entertaining) set of failure modes.

[undekaying-deactivated20240629]

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

[vallentiro14]

[fairyboyblue]

A sword is a flared base

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[spicymancer]

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