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@knockknockmate
Send “They’re ’s a 10, but..” and fill in the rest to call out my muse!
[ Gave Wyom a few tattoos. Excited about 'em ]
If you really didn’t care, then why did you come?- shotgundammit
x | [ accepting ]
"Why does everyone assume I don't care about anyone but myself around here?"
Wyoming huffs as he sits down at Louisiana's bedside, and he tosses a styrofoam container of waffles into the wounded agent's lap.
"I really expected better of you."
random sad dialogue … sentence starters
“You aren’t blameless in this.”
“You don’t have to keep it all in.”
“Not everyone is out to hurt you.”
“You’re too good for someone like me.”
“You’re hiding secrets from me… why?”
“You’ve got the saddest soul I’ve ever seen.”
“The shadows are safer than the harsh glare.”
“I’ll keep you safe… the way they should have.”
“I didn’t need you here. I didn’t want you here.”
“No, I don’t think you love me… but you used to.”
“They’ll never apologize. You have to know that.”
“Don’t you think you’ve been alone long enough?”
“Why can’t you be honest with yourself for once?”
“If you really didn’t care, then why did you come?”
“You have too many scars for someone so young.”
“There’s nothing you have to hide from me. Share.”
“I’ve already lived too much for someone so young.”
“Don’t look at me with those sad eyes. I can’t bear it.”
“You never even had the chance to be a kid, did you?”
“I don’t want your apologies. they don’t mean anything.”
“Forgiveness is earned. And you have a long way to go.”
“You’re allowed to step into the light. You’re allowed to live.”
“Don’t talk to me about loyalty… not after what you’ve done.”
“I keep trying to atone… but, it just never seems to be enough.”
“You think solitude keeps you safe. It doesn’t. It keeps you lonely.”
“I’ll leave if you want me to. Will you just hear me out first? Please?”
“After all you’ve been through, how do you still find it in your heart to care?”
“You’re still breathing, but if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were a ghost.”
“I don’t want you to know. I don’t want you to see the awful, tainted parts of me.”
“What happened was horrible, and cruel, and unfair. You’re allowed to be angry.”
“There’s nothing wrong with lashing out sometimes. It’s better than holding it all in.”
“This world’s a dismal place. It chews up all happiness it finds and spits it out bitter.”
“I love you, And you don’t need to say it back, or even reciprocate. I just needed you to know.”
“I’ve always done everything by myself, survived by myself. I don’t see why that would change.”
“You don’t get to disappear, then come back like nothing happened. Life moved on without you.”
“They say you’re not supposed to hold grudges, but I don’t believe that. It keeps you from making the same mistake twice.”
“Everyday, I ask myself why someone like you would choose to stay with someone like me. And everyday, I come up empty.”
x | @doctahleonardchurch
“Gamma couldn’t be sure your dark circles weren’t two black eyes,” Wyoming reports by way of an answer. His head jerks slightly to one side, as it occasionally does when he speaks about his AI. “So, I’d say not obvious in the slightest.”
He understands, of course, the difficulty that comes with an AI who just won’t sleep. Gamma’s restlessness, however, had come from nightmares. He doesn’t presume to know what’s keeping Theta up.
“You’ll get the knack of it eventually. It’s all to do with finding what settles them down. I’m sure that shouldn’t be hard with yours, the little thing’s basically a child, isn’t he?”
Knock Knock.
... T-Texas, please don’t--
[ W h o i s t h e r e , A g e n t T e x a s ? A g e n t W y o m i n g w o u l d l o v e t o k n o w. ]
I was about to say "do you ever randomly think about Wyoming then suddenly want to punch something" but I forgot that not everyone is an rvb fan and will probably think I have beef with an American state.
His mustache in itself is a war crime but ok
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ohio: Idaho is straight? Next youre going to tell me he’s cis too.
Iowa: that’s not true, is it Idaho?
Idaho: [sweating profusely]
Who told Iowa what either of those words mean?
Hey that’s mean :( he understands things.
Of course he does. One of the brightest minds we’ve had around, isn’t he?
You’re not funny, jackass. He was fine before we got here, you know.
Careful, dear, you’ll strain something reaching so far.
Ohio: Idaho is straight? Next youre going to tell me he’s cis too.
Iowa: that’s not true, is it Idaho?
Idaho: [sweating profusely]
Who told Iowa what either of those words mean?
Hey that’s mean :( he understands things.
Of course he does. One of the brightest minds we’ve had around, isn’t he?
[ So I got an iPhone 6 for an early easter gift, and I set the phone voice to Fred. I now have Gamma reading twitter and anything I type into the notes app. I will be using it to check all of Gamma’s dialogue from here on out. ]
since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
how bad could it possibly be
I am filled with unbridled fury.
reblog if you are the hot sibling
britishbountyhunter replied to your post “[ I’d just like to issue a formal apology to @britishbountyhunter and...”
request denied, taking it literally
[ Welp, it was a good run, y’all. ]
[ I’d just like to issue a formal apology to @britishbountyhunter and would like to request that we don’t take “kill your double” literally in this house. ]
"Gamma, my chap, got any good jokes to kill the time? Our target seems to be running a bit late. We might have to tell our dear Director he got cold feet."
[ A g e n t W y o m i n g, d i d y o u k n o w t h a t t h e b i g p r i m a r y f e a t h e r s a t t h e e n d o f a b i r d’s w i n g a r e c a l l e d p i n i o n f e a t h e r s?
S c i e n t i f i c a l l y, a r a v e n h a s s e v e n t e e n o f t h e m o n e a c h w i n g. A c r o w h a s s i x t e e n.
S o, t h e d i f f e r e n c e b e t w e e n a c r o w a n d a r a v e n i s r e a l l y o n l y a m a t t e r o f a p i n i o n. ]