Mar 6, 2023
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glennisfuckers go nominate dennis for @menstitsbracket, we all know he's got award-winning titties 🥴
It's about time we enter Round Two
Or is it season two? Whatevs.
Once more, we're opening up submissions for the Men's Tits Bracket. This was not done in a form of protest of Yamato somehow losing to Brook, no siree.
I'm sure y'all remember the general conceit of this tournament. Thirty-two of y'all's MCMs are being submitted to get sexualized for our amusement and enjoyment. On some level it's equality, but I digress.
By the time I post this, y'all've decided that Izzy Hands, Nandor the Relentless, Genjirou Tanigaki, Ash Williams, Iron Bull, Son Goku, Otto Octavius, and Dio Brando are all going to automatically be put into the bracket. Which means there's now twenty-six spots that need to be filled. Obvi, that means we're going to need some submissions. The link will be posted later in the post, after I list off these rules:
Only men are allowed. Trans men are obvi allowed but I feel like I have to make that doubly clear.
They need to have a Chest
All characters MUST be at least 19 years of age (or at least the majority age of their species). If you submit Bakugou to this bracket I'm going to snap your neck so hard you’d think your name was Crackle Pop.
No Hoyoverse characters. I'm sorry But I’m putting a moratorium on this you are being LIED to Al-Haitham is just some twink in a tight shirt!!! There ain't no weight to 'em!!! Stop the madness!!! Stop the delusion!!! Stop the gaslighting!!! The wizard is NOT REAL Dorothy
Live action, furries, and eroge characters are okay
No real people. I'll accept vtubers but only because there's a weird grey area there that I don't want to think about too seriously for a joke tournament.
The following are quickbanned: Shockwave from Transformers; Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia; S'chn T'gai Spock from Star Trek; and Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place. These were the final four of the last competition, so it only feels right to exclude them from this one. Additionally, don't send in the eight auto-advances listed above.
You also still can't put in Gandalf. For obvious reasons.
And now, the link.
please read the rules on the main blog
Happy trails, y'hear?
tumblr during the @menstitsbracket
the Dennis/Mac tit poll has like double the average number of votes compared to the other polls. this is the battle of the century
sad day for the dennis tits fandom
sorry glennis girls I'm team jean pierre polnareff jjba all the way. if they meet I'm jumping fucking ships baby!!!