Barkeater

they/he/she -- Multifandom but mainly good omens and inanimate insanity -- I post art sometimes ig??

[eatbark]

INTRO POST TIME!!!

cause I really needed to lock in and make one…

Name: what are you a cop? In all seriousness call me asa 🥹🥹🥹 Pronouns: Any!!! I’m as gender queer as one person can get tbh Favorite color: yellow 💛 best color, fight me Boykisser, girlkisser, theykisser, etc. I have celiac disease and prolly some undiagnosed neurodivergence of some kind MINOR‼️‼️‼️ I’m not saying my exact age but just know I am old enough to be on here. Hellenic polytheist but I’m not that active religiously otherwise USA and I lowk hate it here I post art a lot!!!

Fandoms: (oh boy there’s a lot) GOOD OMENS - i actually liked go3 so um 😭 😭😭 fuck Neil Gaiman obviously The amazing digital circus Hellaverse Inanimate insanity Be more chill Ofmd House md Dead boy detectives (NETFIX PLEASE RENEW IT ILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN CHILD 🙏) Stranger things (mostly just for byler and Henderhop fuck the duffel bag brothers) Sonic OCs: I have a project called Weather Rock and I post about it sometimes 🌦️🎸

DNI: Gen ai users Trump or ICE supporters Transphobes, homophobes, racists, etc Proshippers Anyone who’s a dick for no reason

Me elsewhere: Pinterest- https://www.pinterest.com/Barkeater9727/ Bsky- https://bsky.app/profile/barkeater9727.bsky.social Ao3- https://archiveofourown.org/users/bark_eater

STRAWPAGE: https://barkeater.straw.page/

Tags for my stuff: My art - #Barkeater with a pencil Yapping about theater - #Asa’s theater shenanigans

If you made it all the way down here consider following me 🥹❤️‍🩹 (I’ll follow you back if you’re cool I’m looking for moots)

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[eatbark]

so um so we have the um… *runs away*

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[manichewitz]

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[sashiwash]

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[headspace-hotel]

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

[numberonetacostan]

Hey does anyone else ever think about how Mephone made Cabby, and thus all the files/information she starts out with comes from him? And how according to Cabby, the first item on Mephone's file is that "he kind of sucks"? Because I think about it. I think about it a lot.

[monzterbatz]

thinking about the relationship between bot and mephone oh my god (analysis post)

so, it's known how it's heavily implied bot is mephone's favorite contestant in iii, right? there's quite a bit of evidence to back this up:

• "listen yinyang, you're great. possibly my second favorite contestant still here!" <- well, what's his first favorite?

• when bot gets eliminated: "any chance you'd... want to co-host?" mephone obviously wants them to stay and is upset when they DO leave:

• "that's what happens when two alliances get SO caught up in their own drama, that they force out the greatest player!" <- he thinks they were the greatest player out of everyone in iii

• + him standing up for them with the springtastic contract ofc ("i don't like how they treated you.")

well yeah, that's all nice and dandy, you may or may not have realised that already, but then you think about... why specifically is bot his favorite out of everyone? well...

what if it's because bot is the only contestant that mephone didn't make?

what if its because they werent restricted by his creativity and basic personality ideas/stereotypes like how the others were made, outside of the narrow mindset he inherited from watching just reality tv in his past? what if it's because bot is also a robot that was made for a specific purpose, just like him? what if he looks up to the fact bot found themself and CHOSE who they were, something that mephone always wanted to do but couldn't because of cobs?

mephone looks up to bot because they're something that he always strived to be; something unique. they might even have felt more alive to him subconsciously, which is ironic cause they're a literal robot, but that also makes them familiar to him in a sense; mephone grew up in solidarity next to a bunch of lifeless or barely sentient technology and no people from the outside world except for steve cobs (which is DEFINITELY not saying much) so to see another robot that's actually full of life must be something new to him, something special

oh yeah also the fact bot had actual good parental figures 😭 definitely something mephone wishes he has

it's honestly quite heartwrenching to see the parallels between the two, and the fact bot might be one of the only ones who survived after ii17 makes it hurt so much more considering both of them lost everyone else they cared about; they're both kinda in the same boat in some ways

but yeah thats abt it, thank you if u read this far lol 🙏 making analysis posts like these r rlly fun these two r silly

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

[maskysgirlfriendmoved-deactivat]

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

[majorpepperidge]

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry

[lemon-sunsh1ne]

it was a good idea. unfortunately mephone had no idea that cookie dough spreads when it's baked