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OUWIEE!!!
i ordered a little keychain like 4 months ago and it still hasn't arrived :( i am losing all hope.... ahoohoo......



#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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🌻 (bites you while I’m here)
OUWIEE!!!
i ordered a little keychain like 4 months ago and it still hasn't arrived :( i am losing all hope.... ahoohoo......
This is too fucking good lmfao
I’M DYING WITH LAUGHING
I CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS SO HERE IT GOES
This is a wagtail (трясогузка in Russian). my favourite bird btw
If you haven’t ever seen one, I’ll explain. As it is stated in the name, these birds are wagging their long tails up and down pretty often.
Recently my husband and I were on a walk and saw one. And when we saw it, this conversation happened...
Me: Oh! Look, трясогузка (a wagtail)!
Husband: Yeah, pretty one.
*a few minutes later*
Husband: And how трясогузка (a wagtail) will be in English?
Me: U-u-um... dunno...
Me: *processing*
Husband: *processing*
Husband: A twerkbird?
TWERKBIRD
T W E R K B I R D
...CALL AN AMBULANCE I’M DYING *WHEEZING*
i play my blues for the small town kids with darry? (because pain)
I play my blues for the small town kids [ muddy water - The Deslondes ]
hi mercy it’s been a while I hope everything is well :)
He liked to sit here and watch. She did, too. Nothing in particular, just the clouds rolling on by, the sun sinking below rooftops, kids running on home— if they had one.
And if they didn’t? Lord knows my folks were all too quick to offer them a seat at our table, a spot on the couch, the shirts off our backs.
Momma and Daddy got real aquatinted with just about everybody in this town; from officers to teachers, rodeo hands and teenage delinquents. Everybody loved them, just about as much as they loved everybody else.
I sit here and watch now, too. By myself, but that might change if Lucy wasn’t pulling my leg all those years ago. I like watching the sky change, from pale red in the early morning just to turn robin’s egg blue and back again when the sun begins to die.
I like watching the kids hoot and holler, racing the the last dying rays, probably thinking of all the ways their mommas will chew them out if they’re out past dark. A lot of parents don’t like their kids out once the streetlights come on, for reasons those kids will hopefully never know.
I like standing up, taking one long look out into the world before heading inside and calling it a night. I can still hear those kids, calling and laughing.
Kids that will never know of Socs and greasers, of rumbles and three dead teens.
im also good! i love ur new theme omg
love!! thank u baby!! 🫶
memories before death
23rd birthday today of our favourite lover, fighter, and investigator of supernatural mysteries - whisper a strange wish in Mercy's name today!
and of course, thank @cieplutko for such an amazing and fascinating character! 💕❤️