#mermguppy

[blazing--soul]

* I-it’s fine, really... the “they all look the same” bullshit doesn’t really work on dragons... It’s sweet to see others coming to our defense though, so thank you...

* Trust us when we say that what tends to really piss us off is pretty self-evident in a lotta human legends about our kind. The jackass seemed like they were mostly just trying to piss off my girl, like they have been the past week or so.

[the-judge-of-bones]

“ retaliation. tit for tit. “ - for sans !

“you are not allowed to have my tits.”

[phd-in-horrible]

“@mermguppy​ AND HER NASTY KETCHUP MEATBALLS DNI”

He’s typing furiously.

[ofmegalovania]

muse trust test. -- How much does your muse trust mine? Leave a rating in my ask box and my muse will react to it! Or, send ❣⁉ and I will respond with my muse’s rating of their level of trust for yours.

@mermguppy​ said: ❤❤❤ [ ❤❤❤  I trust you with my life. I know you would never hurt me. ]

                                    『 ❝ that’s a lot of trust to put into these old                                            bones, des. but i’m glad all th’same. ❞ 』

            not that Sans was that old. but still, to have someone trust him with their life was a burden he wasn’t sure he was the right one to bear. sure, he would do anything to protect his friends and people he cared about, but he wasn’t sure if he could even trust himself that completely. what would happen if Sans made a mistake and someone got hurt { or someone got killed } and Sans could have stopped it from happening { had tried to stop it from happening }?

[itsraiyninmeteors]

@mermguppy​

“*Hiya! Would you like to try a cake pop, miss?”

[cynicalcephalopod]

His red eyes roll so far back into their sockets that they threatened to dissipate from his visible eye completely. This was the woman everyone had been making such a fuss about? Squidward doesn’t see a monster, just another mermaid. Sure she stands out a bit more compared to some of the others but no one could hold a candle to the strange residence of Rock Bottom. ❛ I don’t understand why they all run the other way. I think their all just too stupid to see that your just a mermaid. If it’s any consolation then do that when I play clarinet and FYI I’ve got experience in playing professionally it’s just this town is beyond idiotic with no taste for people or music.  ❜

/ @mermguppy​ 🎵

[bergentrvcking]

@mermguppy​ / ♥

“well, hello there young one!”  he chimed, smiling gently at destiny.  he’d been out on a morning stroll when he saw her walking in the opposite direction, and decided to spark up a friendly conversation.  “how are you this lovely morning?”

[mrfunnybone]

" Why did the mermaid laugh out loud? They were having a whale of a time ! "

“heh heh, that’s a real rib-ticklier, buddy. tell you what, you can have this ‘dog on the house.”

Sans places a hotdog on her head. It feels like Destiny.