#mfh

[mayflower-hills]

me when I'm about to shoot my homie cuz I hate him

this was an excuse to draw a closeup of heart and mind's eyes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

These Modern Farmhouse stores are out of control. This is the Abstract Stick Monkey. 

homethreads.com

[jaydobry]

I need to render more, it was really nice to just

paint

Sketch below + ridiculously crunched sped up recording if it even works

[little-teacupss]

Memes/Vines/Sounds with MFH and the VK's!

Warnings: mild cussing and Hook's trauma

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Hook: I put red lipstick in your Valentino white bag.

Fay: Lipstick in my Valentino white bag! Wha- what-

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Fay: Just wait til Peter gets free, then you'll be sorry, Hook!

Hook: Wait, you call me this too? Is this a universal thing? How long have people been calling me this?

Morgie: Well, isn't it that your name? Hook?

Hook: NO! It's James! Who told you my real name was related to the worst accident of my life!?!?!?

Hades: -exists-

Hook: Oh my gosh, that's so mean.

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Morgie: Is it his eyes?

Hook: - takes sunglasses off -

Morgie: Is it his smile?

Hook: - smirks -

Morgie: Is it-

Hook: Stop! If you must love me - stares into Morgie's eyes - love me for my IQ!

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Hook: There are just too many dads living here in this home.

Morgie: And just what is that supposed to mean?

Hook: Well, haven't you ever seen that show my three dads!

Hades: Yeah, it's called full house, you dipshit.

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Hook: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Maleficent: What's up your ass today?

Morgie: Hey.

Maleficent: Hm, never mind.

Uliana: - random eating sounds as she watches this unfold -

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Hook: I must be Santa Clause cause I get Ho! Ho! Ho's.

- five minutes later -

Hook: I actually don't.

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Uliana: Look at this fat, giant, morbidly, obese squirrel. What are you doing?

- shows a picture of Bridget -

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Fay: It was gay. Why should I have to apologize, I saw gay, so I said gay, that ain't bully that's an astute observation!

- Hook and Morgie in a room alone -

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Hook: We're like a big happy family, and I'm the dad, Uliana's the mom.

Uliana: Why am I the mom? What kind of gender roles are we assuming here?

Morgie: I know there probably thinking I'm the son, but no I'll be the gay, emo cousin.

Fay: and I am the son the hot shot who just wants to be a star.

Maleficent and Hades: And I'm the sassy aunt who talks shit about everyone

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Fay: I was silent.

Uliana: Were you silent, or were you silenced?

Fay: I was silenced.

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Morgie: Would you kiss the pope if he asked?

Hook: If he asked me to kiss him, no way, dude, never kiss someone who asks you to kiss them. You know that's rule 101.

Morgie: That's a rule?

Hook: That's rule 101 of the book, Morgie.

Morgie: They say you.

Hook: Bro, you're gonna tell me if an old man walked up to you and said 'kiss me'.

Morgie: No, not just any old man.

Hook: If it's the pope, and he comes up to you and says,'kiss me'.

Morgie: You gotta ask me.

Hook: Wha- no, he's no.

Morgie: You can't demand me to kiss you, I'm not gonna kiss me.

Hook: Can you kiss me?

Morgie: I'd be like I can.

Hook: Will you kiss me?

Morgie: I don't know.

Hook: Your being a flirty little bitch aren't you!?

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Fay: Get this in every group of friends. There's the dumb one.

- they all point at Morgie -

Morgie: Really?

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Hook: I'm so sorry. I think your sister maybe having my second son.

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Fay: What they didn't know was a romance was blooming.

- Hades and Maleficent look at each other -

Fay: A romance lasting a lifetime!

Maleficent: No!

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Fay: Let me see what you have there!

Hook: A knife!

Fay: No!

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Anyway, I hope you all like this. If you want to see a part two, just tell me, and thank you all so much for keeping up with MFH. You've truly made my co-founder @giveityourworst, and my dreams come true!

Tagged list: @giveityourworst, and @brokenmilkcrates. If you want to be on the tagged list, just ask!

Anyway til the next story! Ba bye!

[soledadyvino]

Hay lugares dentro de mí que guardan las cosas que nunca dije, esas dos palabras que yo misma coloqué en mis ojos, en mis letras y en mi corazón, pero nunca fui capaz de llevar a mis labios y a mi lengua para poder decírtelas. Ahora, solo son miles de pedazos adornando un piso áspero que raspa bajo mis rodillas.

<3

[mokiziimodder]

"I love Dave and Bambi from Friday Night Fu-" shoves dave's fun algebra class and marcello's fun house down your throat and runs /pos /hj

[closingqueeen]

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[verobatto-messy-art]

Mediation From Heaven chapter 3 English Version it's up!

Thanks again to my wonderful beta @100yearsofsolipsism for editing the script!

I really hope you enjoy this episode, it has a little of my fav boys interaction (Mike and Keith) and new female characters. This is getting very vivid so I hope you like it!

Tell me what you think about this work and let me know if you wanna be tagged!

You can find the previous chapters here:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Also, if you like this work please reblog! That way it will reach more people. And thank you to all my friends who always support me by reblogging and sharing! I love you guys! You make my heart flatter!

Chapter 3

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4