Denki: *Bursts into Bakugou and Kirishima’s hero agency* “YOU TWO ARE FUCKING!?”
Kirishima: “???”
Bakugou: “Damn Ei why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my paperwork away.”
Mina: “You’re telling me you didn’t know?”
Denki: “YOURE TELLING ME YOU DID!?”
Mina: “Uh yeah these two are literally my gay porn.”
Denki: “YOURE ASEXUAL???”
Mina: “OH WHAT A GIRL CANT PERUSE!?”
Jirou: “Wait wait wait. They’re your gay porn? They’re supposed to be my gay porn!!”
Sero: “What the actual fuck?-“
Mina: “OH HELL TO THE NO PUSSYQUEEN I CALLED DIBS!!”
Kirishima: “We are nobody’s gay porn! None of you have even seen us fuck!”
Mina: “OHOHO BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME YOUR FUCKING WAS INVOLVED IN THIS! I AM TALKING ABOUT THAT SWEET TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF YALL GOT GOING ON!”
Jirou: “Bakubitch I’ve been paying you 500yen for the exclusive fluff package and yet this pink whore gets it for free!?!?”
Bakugou: “Hey you came to me saying you’d pay me, she never offered.”
Kirishima: “Wait Kats you’re involved in all this?”
Sero: “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON-“
Denki: “WHY CANT I HAVE THE GAY PORN HUH???”
Mina, Jirou, and Bakugou: “Cause you’re bi.”
Denki: “Woooowww homophobia central over here.”
Bakugou: “No more like twinkaphobia.”
Sero: “I give up.”
