here i go again

Eli | 22 | they/them | pancake enthusiast and disaster lesbian | currently obsessed with the MHA, newsies, and check, please! again

[scrambleddragonegg]

somebody give me prompts

please god anything i miss writing and have been in a slump lately

i adore mha, botw, the witcher, twst, and many other things right now so i’m begging for anything at this point

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[unalivejournal]

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

[freckled-moss]

Now I love comically large Adrian as much as the next guy, but hear me out on the potential of a comically small Adrian

[onlymetalmolars]

Recently switched to Clip Studio Paint and I drew some Rocky’s for practice.

[distantlydreamingofwater]

Ways that Grocky/Grockadrian can work logistically (assuming rocky and/or Adrian is wearing a xenonite suit)

Fisting grace

Jerking off grace

Rocky makes a dildo/strap-on out of xenonite

Rocky makes a fleshlight out of xenonite

There were toys already aboard the Hail Mary

Improper use of Armando

Mutual masturbation/voyeurism

Rocky makes a sex machine out of xenonite/Hail Mary parts

Mutual egg laying (grace watching them lay eggs)

Potentially cum eating (can eridians digest human sperms? We'll never know)

Dirty talk (rocky would totally study human porn to better pleasure grace)

Sounding

Transmasc!grace

Fun ways to Grocky/Grockadrian to work that arent canon compliant logistics

Ovipositor/egg pregnancy

Fisting grace (without a suit)

Blow job via mouth opening

Rimming of Rocky and/or adrian

Marine mammal dick physics (eridians keep it inside for safety and display when mating)

Inherently hermaphroditic dick/vag physics

[scrambleddragonegg]

i need to get over myself because every time i think about reposting something some other degenerate (affectionate) posted i’m like but wait what would others think???

I AM ON THE DEGENERATE SITE RN

THE. DEGENERATE. SITE.

let me go find that post again actually

[clarityroses2]

the phm fandom is just a bunch of freaked-out aromantics

[scrambleddragonegg]

…maybe

[mr-dinosaurus]

I love being a multishipper trying to give fic recs cus it's like yeah... you want Ryland Grace fics? Sure! Do you want him fucking the rock(s), markiplier, or iron man?

[distantlydreamingofwater]

Grockadrian but its rocky feeling something so familiar with Grace but being scared to do anything about it because they dont want to cheat on their partner, so "Friend Grace" becomes prominent as they try to seperate themselves from their feelings for Grace.

Until they land on Erid and Adrian sees Rocky for the first time in over 50 years and can see that Rocky's love for Grace isnt as platonic as Rocky would like to believe it is, and Adrian has to soothe Rocky's insecurities, promising that they arent a bad person for falling in love again, its okay, you didnt cheat.

Now Rocky feels like they have to choose between their mate that they thought they would never see again, and their codependent leaky human, except wait, why is Adrian purring when they look at Grace? Why is Adrian nudging me forward? Why is Adrian so determined to make this biodome not only habitable but comfortable? Why do they keep coming with me everyday to visit Grace? Why are they insisting we move our nest next to the biodo-

Oh. Oh.

[eedweiz]

There'll be statues of him all over the place.

Statues of Grace with his new familly and his students

[puncertainty]

oh worm?

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[wildminti]

Rocky's body is a machine that turns one (1) praise into 10,000,000,000 praises 💕💕💕

[snifsnoof]

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

[meburgers]

saw a lady wearing this shirt at my workplace and thought it was so stupid. i couldn’t stop thinking about it.

[sentennial]

awesomesauce