#mib:intro

[agent--c-blog]

✨👽 This isn’t [ AGENT C ] walking towards the Brooklyn Battery Ventilation Tunnel. You did not see that [ HE ] looks like [ ALFRED ENOCH ] and you do not know that [ HE ] is [ 25 ] years old. You have never known [ HIM ] to be [ JUDGMENTAL ] and [ SKEPTICAL ], and have never heard of [ HIM ] being [ SMART ] and [ RESOURCEFUL ], even though [ HE ] has been with the Agency for [ 5 ] years.

HEY GUYS I’m Nate and I’m EXCITED to play my Judgmental Boi™. 

First of all, C is like... Ridiculously smart. The MIB first found him at MIT after inventing something of significance to aeronautical travel (descriptive I know) and C was faced with the rather simple choice of a) probably being in debt because of his student loans for the rest of his life or b) an exciting life of aliens and space and suits. 

He chose option b.

Although he isn’t too keen on actual field work, he’s always excited to research new alien species and the intricacies of other world’s politics and culture, detailing it all in an ever-present notebook.

Likes everything to be incredibly organized and is always on top of his work, choosing long nights in his office over sleep when he has a lot of paperwork to go through. 

C almost always feels as if other MIB agents are too reckless, often giving unplanned lectures to other agents and getting embarrassed halfway through when he realizes he sounds like a parent.

Rolls his eyes constantly and when he’s not lecturing agents, he’s quite sarcastic in tone to agents he’d consider friends and shy to agents he’s not familiar with.

Downplays how smart he is, but if he’s pissed off or tired (both are often moods) he’ll slip into using overly-complicated words for some catharsis.

Now for plots and wanted connections: literally all of them ever I’m down for anything. If you think C could work as a wanted connection just shoot me a message and we can 100% work something out because I’m in love with all of your characters already?? I’ll probably add more to this lameass intro later when I develop him more but I can’t wait to start plotting with everyone!!

[agentjayy-blog]

HELLO! Name’s Nemo. She/her.. I’m 24, and the MIB movies are some of my favorites. ANYWAY, I’m gonna... put this under readmore.

✨👽 This isn’t [ AGENT J ] walking towards the Brooklyn Battery Ventilation Tunnel. You did not see that [ HE ] looks like [ RYAN GOSLING ] and you do not know that [ HE ] is [ 36 ] years old. You have never known [ HIM ] to be [ UNPREDICTABLE ] and [ TROUBLESOME ], and have never heard of [ HIM ] being [ RESOURCEFUL ] and [ EFFICIENT ], even though [ HE ] has been with the Agency for [ 12 ] years. 

OKAY I LOVE TO PLOT, BUT I CAN’T ALWAYS COME UP WITH AWESOME THINGS RIGHT AWAY. BUT I STILL WOULD LOVE TO PLOT, SO PLEASE MESSAGE ME. NOW HERE ARE SOME THINGS ABOUT JAY:

Full name is Jasper Abraham Warren. Was born into a military family, with a hardcore father. Born and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana. Family wasn’t rich, so he took on a lot of odd end jobs. Was a HUGE TROUBLE MAKER and often got into fights or was thrown into jail for stealing things ( and his father never bothered to get him out, because that was his lesson to learn ).

Skipped a lot of school even though he enjoyed math and physics, and was quite brilliant in the classes. He couldn’t sit around for long and concentrate. He’s a guy who likes to do things with his hands, and sitting around for long hours makes him anxious.

Dropped out of school and joined the army, like his father wanted. Within one tour in the Army, Jay became one of the best snipers. Lost some friends. Got shot a few times. Good times.

While he was a good soldier, he acted out a lot. Lots of drunken brawls in bars. Giving attitude to superiors when he felt like they were being douchebags — and ESPECIALLY when Jay felt like their orders were bullshit.

Eventually, at the age of 24, an Agent from MIB spotted him and he was recruited. 

Has a cat at home. He is just like said cat. They are twins. Personality wise. Often has cat fur on his suit, but don’t worry, he’ll wipe it off if people start sneezing ( and only if he likes you ).

Can be a shitty partner because he likes to do things on his own and he’ll usually disobey orders if he feels like it’s trash and he has a better idea.

basically, he is a grumpy ass old man. been with the agency for 12 years. probably had several different partners because he always gets into arguments or PHYSICAL disputes with them.

also if you don’t like cats, you’re already on his shit list.

[agentexr-blog]

Guess I’ll throw my 2 cents in here as well then! Hello everyone, I’m Liz and I play Agent R aka my italian baby Remo aaand i don’t really know much about him yet other than that he’s sort of...a lovable hot-head who wears his heart on his tongue. I can’t even stress how little he uses his brain before talking, so there’s that. Just, in general, he’s easy going but has a tendency to be a sarcastic asshole. [insert backstory i haven’t yet thought about here] [probably dramatic bc I’m me and I love me some angst and shit]  Anyway, I’d love to plot with everyone, just like this and I’ll hit you up? (I’m better at plotting than at introductions i swear)

Edit: alright so I have some things

Born in Sicily but grew up in  the states with his mother and twin brother [mid section I don’t know yet] Enlisted in the military with his brother when they were eighteen, spent a good four years serving and always thought he was doing something right. That justice was served, it all made sense, never dared to question their actions. And he was good at it. Although having the tendency to act impulsively, he had also been granted a whole fucking lot of luck in his life. After noticing changes in his brother, emotionally and personally, he requested him to be given R&R in the midst of a campaign. Though having no authority or say, he still looked after his twin despite being stationed away from him. His request being brushed off and concerns ignored, news soon reached him. His brother had killed in combat after acting completely out of it, one wrong decision leading to another and a mother soon mourned her dead son. Remo was discharged after nearly killing his team in what was a pretty much a suicide mission for revenge. He was labeled mentally unstable after the loss of his brother, who had been part of a different team at that time.  He’s always been known to act with his heart rather than his head but was always a quick learner and extremely passionate about the things he wanted. If he sets his head on something, he won’t stop until he achieved whatever it is he wanted. With a strong sense of justice and loyalty...also comes a shitload of cockiness and sarcasm for years. He’s rarely serious, though that’s lowkey his defense mechanism. Smile it off. Crack a joke. Conceal...don’t feel...don’t let them know. You’re welcome, got that song stuck in your head now. Be glad I didn’t start typing fucking 500 miles.  One night, wandering the streets completely headless and hopeless when he came back home, unable to settle into a normal life or cope with his grief, that’s how he ran into the MiB initiative at the age of 23. He wouldn’t go as far as saying he completely supports everything they do because dis boy comes with 99 issues and then some, one of them being that he’s lowkey got some big commitment issues, can’t open up and has started to become really untrusting of the government and their ways ever since losing his brother.  Sooo he’s been with the agency for ...math Liz,  math...a while. And he loves having a purpose again. He’s all about that. Bombard him with tasks or he’ll try finding one. Despite being rather ‘head first into the pile of shit’, he is more logical and strategic than one may expect. He’s also a lot smart than one would expect given his shit jokes and really fucking fowl mouth. I’m trying to make it sound nice but he really just can be a huge pain in the ass by being a smartass. 

Thats it.

It’s not profound but it’s something?

[agcntx-blog]

✨👽 This isn’t [ AGENT X ] walking towards the Brooklyn Battery Ventilation Tunnel. You did not see that [ HE ] looks like [ IDRIS ELBA ] and you do not know that [ HE ] is [ 43 ] years old. You have never known [ HIM ] to be [ HARSH ] and [ INTOLERANT ], and have never heard of [ HIM ] being [ SINCERE ] and [ CALM ], even though [ HE ] has been with the Agency for [ 20 ] years.

Hey y’all it’s Vee here again bringing you yet another agent! Here we have Agent X and this is what I got:

X is for Xavier Reilley but he really doesn’t remember that much anymore. Yes, he knows his name was Xavier but 20 years with the MIB makes you not give a single shit anymore. This is a common theme, btw.

Basically just Q knows his name by this point. He wouldn’t even tell his partner, and for the record he’s had a few partners.

X is too damn serious for his own good, but he also does not give a fuck anymore. Think about Zed and Kay from the movie mixed together. That seriousness with a little sass, but the sass isn’t to be funny so much as it’s because he literally cannot be assed to care.

But he loves his job. Obviously, he’s been here 20 years with no plans on quitting. He’s seen some shit, he’s done some shit. He’s the calmest motherfucker on the field. Aliens gonna blow up Earth? No big deal, MIB will handle it.

He has a daughter. When he joined MIB she was 2, and he’s only checked in on her twice: once on her tenth birthday and once on her twentieth. It was when the main floor was least busy and it was just to see her. He was never married, she was born out of wedlock, but he does love her. Not a soul in the agency knows she exists. It’s his secret.

He always drives. Partner or not, if you’re going somewhere with X either he’s driving or you’re walking ... and he’s still driving.

All agency gossip is something he doesn’t give a fuck about. Wunderkinds or anything of the sort ... you’re a kid to him. Anyone who hasn’t been with the agency for a long ass time is kid, tiger, slugger, champ, etc ... even if you’re his age but have been there for like 2 years. Better catch up, champ.

He loves old rock. ZZ Top, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Robert Palmer, etc ... always in the car. At his desk ( with earphones he dgaf ).

But he’s an excellent agent. He probably breaks rules because whatever, he’s been doing this so long, but he gets results and he’s honest.

ALSO he’s British. But after 20 years of being in NYC he’s lost most of his accent. There are still twinges here or there, but for the most part he’s just got a standard New England accent now.

I’m sure there will be more later but that’s what I have! Come plot with me!

[agcntoh-blog]

hello it’s ya girl back with a brand new brat!! information on o is under the cut, and if you dig it you can hit me up and we can have all of the plots. 

She knows very very little about her birth, all she knows is that she’s been in the American foster system for her entire childhood (at least that is what she has been told and what she has remembered)

She had a fairly decent foster experience. Some homes were fine, others were a bit neglectful but she doesn’t really have any horror stories, and she’s more or less grateful to the people who did help her.

If you really wanted to you could trace a lot of her personality back to feeling like she didn’t belong anywhere and wanting to fit in and be liked. If you wanted to. You know.

She developed a fascination with language at a young age, and by high school she was fluent in Spanish, English, French, and German. It was sort of her thing, she liked the idea of being able to communicate with anyone

She eventually turned that into a career, majored in linguistics, and learned even more languages. Right now, her human languages are: fluent in English, Spanish, German, French, Russian, Mandarin, Japanese, Hindi, and Tagalog. She is conversational is Arabic, Swahili, and Korean. It’s a FUCKING LOT, I know, but it’s basically all she’s studied for her entire life. Her brain is very suited to languages and she picks them up incredibly fast.

She worked in the US State Department as an interpreter for years. Three years back, the US government intercepted an alien transmission and she and a few others were tasked with analyzing the language. MIB was dispatched to collect the transmission and wipe the memories, but when they got there they found that she had made significant headway in understanding the language. She was recruited then, not as an agent but as a language specialist.

She worked at a desk in MIB HQ for the past three years, working on alien languages and cultures. She’s fluent now in a great deal of alien languages and even written languages, and would have been the person to call when an agent was on the field and needed some fast information.

Her knowledge is useful! Particularly in the field! So the agency decided to get her field ready. It was a FUCKING ORDEAL ya’ll. She barely passed the field tests, but because what she knows is valuable, she scrapped by. She did pass, of course, but it was like…graduating on a D+ that someone bumped to a C-

She’s a brand new agent and she is SO HAPPY TO BE HERE GUYS. She’s bouncing around the first floor, greeting everyone, being annoying because she’s happy to be here.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO: personality

She’s very sunny, she’s always smiling, and she will share it with anyone and everyone. Usually without them asking, usually without their desire. 

Crying is like…a daily event for her? But it’s not always sad crying it can also be happy crying or angry crying. But like, she cries. She cries over puppy videos or if someone seems cross with her. But like, don’t worry, she does it privately she’s #subtle (not really but she tries to be)

She is very very open with her feelings and such, and thinks everything should be. She has a habit of oversharing, or prying, but it’s only because she does genuinely care about the people she meets. Overall she’s very genuine.

Because she’s in tune with her own feelings she’s good at picking up other people’s moods. It just makes her more persistent really, like if she can tell you are having an off day she’ll make it a personal mission to make it a Great Day.

She compliments people a lot. Usually starts out her conversations with compliments.

She is…bossy….without really meaning to be? But she is. FOR EXAMPLE: she is so high key disturbed that no one has a birthday in this agency, so she MAKES UP BIRTHDAYS according to what ZODIAC SIGN she thinks a person’s personality reflects. And then she’ll MAKE EVERYONE GET UP AND SING TO THAT PERSON. No exceptions. It is their birthday. She is ridiculously persistent. Plus, you don’t wanna make her cry, do you? No.

she loves orange juice?? it’s wild. she has some every morning and will often insist on sharing with you. have some orange juice! it’s good! its good for you! start the day the O way. ha, get it? the O way?? nudge. 

She’s a little bit of leslie knope and a little bit of Winston bishop. Nice and lovely and sweet, a little weird, a lot bossy, nosy, and always means well.

There’s more but that should be enough for plots for the time being!!

[agent-u-not-you-blog]

— - ☄ ❮ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ || ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴜ ❯

✨👽 This isn’t [ AGENT U ] walking with [ AGENT Y ] towards the Brooklyn Battery Ventilation Tunnel. You did not see that he looks like [ CHRIS PRATT ] and you do not know that he is [ 36 ] years old. You have never known him to be [ IMPULSIVE ] and [ MEDDLESOME ], and have never heard of him being [ LOYAL ] and [ IMAGINATIVE ], even though he has been with the Agency for [ 6 ] years. [ Flynnie | 23 | mst | trash/trashette ]

 *insert beatboxing beat* My name is Flynnie and I am here to say that Agent U is here to staaaaayyyy. Ayyyyyeeeeeeee. Okay but in all seriousness, I'm excited to be here. Here's some more detail on Agent U:

His dad was a "firefighter" who "died" in a big fire. But Agent U later learned that he had joined the MIB because the fire was caused by a manic alien bent on burning the city down. His dad died on that mission.

The Thing directed by John Carpenter is his favorite movie. But E.T. is a close second.

Catches Agent Y humming Malibu by Miley Cyrus on the DAILY.

*Will probably change later on, who knows.

PERSONALITY:

HE'S A PRICK ( BUT WITH A HEART OF GOLD ). While he can be undeniably "lovable" – you'd be more inclined to say that he is a complete and utter dickhead. He doesn't shy away from making a joke, even if it's at someone else's expense. OR if you are generally a shithead. Agent Y. But despite that, he is loyal sometimes to a fault.

FOOL FOR LOVE. In all other respects, he is a wildcard. In the field. At the desk doing paperwork. He is impulsive and never seemingly thinks things through. Which makes people who know him wonder why he only loses his head when there's romance involved. What can he say, he's a hopeless romantic at heart. He just wants to find one person in their rotten world who he can undoubtedly believe in. He doesn't know why he does this, but maybe it's the idea of being a 'hero' for someone is what gives him a sense of meaning beyond the MIB. Someone to ground him.

 He likes to create his own gadgets than using the agencies at times. But his creations aren’t the greatest, they are the knock-off of the knock-off. But that doesn't mean he isn’t smart either, he's just lazy and over-commits.

WITTY AS FUCK. Need I say more?

WANTED CONNECTIONS: BECAUSE I AM NOT ORIGINAL HERE ARE SOME MUSE A AND B SHIT I WOULD LOVE TO GO THROUGH EMOTIONALLY.

Muse a and muse b have had a flirtationship going on for quite some time. they’ve always hinted at feelings toward another in conversation, never outright saying it. AKA slow-burn romance.

Muse a and muse b didn’t meet each other on the best terms – muse b was in muse a’s bed…with muse a’s significant other.

muse a and muse b work together and while they aren’t each other’s favorites, they have common workplace enemies. So they gossip n shit.

Muse b always pushing muse a to do/better. And muse A telling them to fuck off, but secretly appreciates them. deeep deeeeepp down.

Friends who bring out the worst in each other.

[agentgg-blog1]

✨👽 This isn’t [ AGENT GG ] walking towards the Brooklyn Battery Ventilation Tunnel. You did not see that [ SHE ] looks like [ NATHALIE EMMANUEL ] and you do not know that [ SHE ] is [ 31 ] years old. You have never known [ HER ] to be [ NEUROTIC ] and [ INSCRUTABLE ], and have never heard of [ HER ] being [ INGENIOUS ] and [ POISED ], even though [ SHE ] has been with the Agency for [ 3 ] years. 

Meet my second babe, Agent GG, formerly known as Giselle Cassidy. 

GG was born to fairly well-off parents. her mother was a university lecturer specializing in astrophysics, and her father being an officer in the US army. 

She has two elder sisters, Genevieve and Georgette.

Graduated high school and college early and came under MIB’s radar as a stand out candidate for NASA when she stated training with them. 

Deeply theoretical and philosophical, gets anxious just trying to pick out which plain black suit to wear for the day.

There is a right way to do everything and she will not deviate from that path. 

She’s terrified of emotions though. 

As with V, full bio to come when I’ve fleshed her out a lil more w connections

Please hmu for connections.. 

[hillhousc]

Hai! I'm Caitlin! The baker with highlighter bright hair and tattoos. I'm actually out of town until tomorrow(i wish i had brought my laptop -,-), we're just chilling at the hotel right now as we wait for the spooky stuff to start. Anyway this is my bean H. We're just going to shift things over to her.