#micah babble

[royalteass]

Bruce, working from home: *typing*

John: can I try? I can click things!

Bruce: *sighs* John, can you go back to doing your self-love homework?

John: *ignoring that* I can do your work! Badly, but I can do it!

[royalteass]

Aether: I would if MIHOYO would let me.

Aether: *sad puppy eyes*

Aether: Hey Kaeya! Let's go drinking somewhere off screen!

Diluc: I can hear you...

[royalteass]

YESSS KAEYA MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

VENTI LEAVE ME AND KAEYA ALONE PLS I GOT THIS

EYES ON THE PRIZE

[royalteass]

So I just beat Osial and the cutscenes start playing and I'm recovering from how awesome it was, and the loading screen pops up and I just hear

"I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A SLACKER"

and then the next cutscene played, like kaeya I just saved all of Liyue I'm crying here 🤣

[royalteass]

Did a yolo pull on the aquaint fate banner and got the only character that matters 😋

[royalteass]

Good pick.

[royalteass]

Bought Josey's autograph and had it made for "The Traveler" and when he said it on the stream, he said it all sexy while looking at the camera. I died.

[royalteass]

I identify with Angel because I too want my first impression with a powerful demon to be that I can suck that dick