Au where gods with weather related powers deliver the weather
Istaroth: now going to mondstadt what might the people expect today
Venti: hi mom the average mondstadtian can expect good weather-
Decarabian: Storms
Venti: No
Decarabian: These horrible rebels will be hit with thousands of bolts of lighting and 20 mph winds
Venti: No my wonderful revolutionaries can expect gentle breeze with a side of warm sunlight and clear sky’s
Andrius: blizzard
Decarabian and venti: noooooooo
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Istaroth: Now what can the humans of snezhnaya expect today-
Tsaritsa: Snow
Isatroth: What kind of snow
Tsaritsa: Heavy snowfall
Istaroth: And for how long?
Tsaritsa: As long as it takes for me to the get final gnosis
Istaroth: So snezhnaya should expect eternal snow fall
Tsaritsa: You will regret saying this
Istaroth: Right, now to liyue
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Zhongli: Liyue can expect sunlight with high humidity, similar to the summer 430 years ago where liyue produced high crop yields. All with a zero percent change of hydro dragons
Istaroth: Hydro dragons?
Zhongli: Where
Istaroth: No I wasn’t saying that there was some sort of hydro creature around I was just asking-
Zhongli: I sealed you once I’ll seal you again
Osial: Fuck you rex lapis liyue should now expect a hundred percent chance of flooding and drowning
Zhongli: Why you little-
Isatroth: Now let’s go to natlan
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Mavuika: Ummmh it’s hot
Isatroth: Yes
Mavuika: Like really hot outside
Isatroth: And?
Mavuika: Flammable?
Isatroth: You know what, good enough.
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Isatroth: Hello Ei what are you planning on doing today
Ei: Lightening strikes
Isatroth: What places are going to be hit with your divine wrath
Ei: On the island, on the sea on, that tree over there
Isatroth: Alright Ei have fun. Let’s go to Fontaine
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Isatroth: So furina how’s the rainfall- wait you’re not furina
Neuvillette: Indeed horrible usurper I’m am not the former hydro archon. Now you are going to give back the soverign powers or-
Isatroth: Well that was the weather report thank you for watching, back to asmoday about politics
You drift into sleep, and the chaos begins. Memories swirl around you, fragmented and hazy, flashing too quickly for you to grasp.
Voices echo, overlapping and fading before you can understand them.
"...May the present life shine like gold."
"Further Killing is meaningless."
"...But their death must mean something."
"Death is not the end of life... We will redefine humanity itself."
"...But we all know this world is beyond saving."
"... Despite that, we must become heroes."
You try to focus, but the images shift and blur. Faces you should recognize merge into each other. You hear different voices, yet you are unable to concentrate while the flashing images cross your mind.
A memory flickers: a pink-haired elf in a white dress. This time it's a bit clearer.
You hold her in your arms, blood pouring out of her chest. Her eyes are sad, yet filled with an unspoken warmth. She caresses your cheek, her touch gentle despite her pain. She says something, her lips moving slowly, but the words are lost to you. Then the scene shifts abruptly, the memory distorting.
You find yourself facing a long blue-haired man with piercing blue eyes. He looks at you with intensity, his expression serious. "Y/N, promise me you never forget...-" The memory distorts again, the edges blurring, "...love you."
The images speed up, a kaleidoscope of moments you can't hold on to. They slip through your fingers like sand, leaving only the faintest impressions.
You jolted awake, sitting upright in bed, drenched in cold sweat. Your hand clutched your rapidly beating heart as you gasped for breath. An overwhelming sadness gripped you, manifesting in uncontrollable tears streaming down your face. You let the tears fall freely, unable to stem the tide of emotion.
Confusion clouded your thoughts as fragments of your memories resurfaced, each piece as elusive as mist. You climbed out of bed and paced the room, trying to shake the disorienting sensation. You halted in front of the mirror, compelled to confront your reflection.
Staring back at you were eyes that seemed hollow, devoid of any spark of life, like a puppet's vacant gaze. Your cheeks glistened with the remnants of dried tears, evidence of your inexplicable sorrow.
As you blinked, your reflection shifted.
The reflection showed you with white hair and golden horns. One horn was half-shattered, the broken end dissolving into a sparkling golden mist.
You reached out to touch the mirror, your fingers trembling as they met the cold glass. The reflection stared back with a haunting emptiness that mirrored the void you felt within.
"My MANTIS form? Is this an illusion?" you whispered, barely audible, to yourself.
In the mirror, your reflection stood differently. It wore a white kimono, stained with blood and dirt, its eyes glowing a piercing gold. The reflection seemed more alive than ever, staring back at you with an intensity that made your breath catch.
"Find me,"
The reflection's voice echoed, soft yet commanding, as it leaned closer to the glass.
"Your end... my origin."
Suddenly, the mirror's surface cracked, spiderwebbing outward from where your reflection's hand had pressed against the glass. Startled, you stepped back, eyes wide with disbelief. The reflection flickered and then returned to your current self, leaving only the shattered fragments of glass to catch and distort your image.
You stared at the broken mirror, your face reflected back in jagged pieces, each shard a fragment of a whole that felt lost to you. The encounter left you shaken, the echo of the reflection's voice lingering in your mind.
You draped your coat over your nightgown, pulling it tightly around yourself, and stepped out into the cold night.
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Your heels clicked rhythmically against the cobblestone streets, resonating through the stillness of the night. The air was crisp and biting, carrying the faint scent of the sea.
The moon cast a pale glow over the empty streets, its silver light the only illumination as the city slumbered. You wandered aimlessly, unable to shake the unsettling dream that had stirred your memories.
As you rounded a corner, lost in thought, you nearly collided with someone.
"Sorry!..." A blonde traveler exclaimed, trailing off as his eyes met yours. His expression shifted from apology to shock, and he instinctively took a step back.
You sighed, crossing your arms to ward off the chill. "I'm not going to eat you," you said with a hint of sarcasm. "Couldn't sleep either?"
Aether looked alarmed but quickly relaxed, sensing no threat from you. "I had a nightmare..." he admitted, leaving out the detail that the nightmare involved you.
"A nightmare, hm?" you mused, walking past him and stopping at his side. "The more that weighs on your mind, the more your fears turn into dreamscapes."
Aether glanced at you but remained silent. There was something about you that felt familiar, a sense that beneath your icy exterior lay untold stories. Perhaps, he thought, you had a complex history with Zhongli.
"And you?" he ventured.
You didn't answer directly. Instead, you offered, "Walk with me. Let's forget our problems for a while." You began to walk, your pace slow and deliberate.
Aether hesitated for a moment before falling into step beside you. The two of you strolled through the quiet streets of Liyue Harbor, the silence around you amplifying the noise in your minds. The city's usual bustle was absent, replaced by a serene, almost eerie stillness.
"What a quiet night..." you murmured, your voice soft in the tranquil air. "They say the quieter things are around you, the louder they are in your head. It's true, isn't it?"
You didn't look back at Aether, but you could feel his presence beside you, a silent companion in this nocturnal journey. He nodded in agreement, the sound barely audible.
You halted at the edge of the harbor, where the cold sea breeze caressed your face, carrying with it the scent of salt and the distant, rhythmic murmur of waves.
You clutched your coat tighter around your body, the thin nightgown beneath providing little warmth. The soft rustling of the ocean's surface reminded you of him, a memory as elusive as the shifting tides.
The traveler, Aether, watched you quietly. The moonlight reflecting off the water cast a gentle glow on your face, accentuating your mysterious allure.
To him, you were an enigma. His only encounter with you had been during that tense moment with Zhongli, where you had seemed intimidating. Yet now, in this peaceful setting, you appeared more contemplative and perhaps even kind. He realized he knew almost nothing about you, not even your name.
"Who are you?" he asked, his voice curious but respectful.
You turned to meet his gaze, but before you could respond, the sound of approaching footsteps interrupted the moment.
"Oh? Out for a midnight stroll, are we?"
Childe's voice cut through the night, dripping with suspicion. He approached, eyes narrowed at you.
"Up to no good, perhaps?" His tone was accusatory, a familiar annoyance that you felt in your bones.
You barely knew him, only having seen him briefly at the funeral, yet he seemed to harbor a baseless animosity towards you.
"We're just walking," you replied coolly, meeting his gaze with a calm, unyielding stare. "Neither of us could sleep. There's no need for your baseless accusations."
Aether turned to Childe, sensing the tension. "Childe? What are you doing here?"
Childe's expression shifted slightly as he acknowledged Aether. "Ah, the famous traveler," he remarked, his voice tinged with a mock cheerfulness. "I see you've found your way to her." He glanced back at you with a passive-aggressive look, a mix of irritation and something unreadable.
Aether glanced at you, seeking an explanation, then back at Childe, expecting answers.
"She hasn't told you?" Childe raised an eyebrow, a sly smile playing on his lips. "She's quite infamous among us, actually," he began, his tone laced with amusement.
"Us... Are you one of the Harbingers?" Aether's eyes widened, his body tensing.
The quiet harbor was momentarily disrupted by the rippling tension between you and Childe.
You crossed your arms, your gaze steely. "Childe," your voice was sharp, cutting through the crisp night air like a blade. "Her Royal Majesty sent a personal letter apologizing for your... behavior. I strongly advise you to keep your mouth shut."
Childe's smile widened, a spark of excitement dancing in his eyes. "Or what? You wanna to fight?" He stepped closer, eager for confrontation.
Aether glanced nervously between you and Childe, feeling the intensity of the moment.
Then, in an instant, a Hydro dagger materialized in Childe's hand. With a wild laugh, he lunged at you, his speed blurring as he closed the distance.
The blade aimed for your throat with lethal precision, but before it could touch you, your hand shot up, clamping around his wrist with an iron grip.
In the blink of an eye, you delivered a flurry of punches to his face, each strike landing with brutal efficiency. The world seemed to slow down as you pounded him with lightning-fast blows.
As he reeled from the onslaught, you released his wrist, spinning gracefully before delivering a powerful kick to his abdomen. The impact sent Childe flying, crashing through the air and landing hard against a row of trash cans with a thunderous clatter.
The entire sequence happened in a mere heartbeat. The force of your actions left Aether stunned, the air thick with the intensity of the moment.
He stood in stunned disbelief. One moment, Childe had lunged at you, and in the next, he was sprawled across a pile of trash cans, thoroughly beaten. Had it all happened in the blink of an eye? He turned his gaze to you, realizing with a shiver that you were capable of much more than he had imagined.
"Don't worry, he won't bother us anymore," you said calmly, turning towards Aether, completely composed.
"I doubt he will ever..." Aether muttered, noticing your unruffled demeanor. It was as if the scuffle hadn't even phased you; you weren't even out of breath.
"About your question from before," you continued, meeting his eyes, "I am part of the Fatui and one of the Harbingers. My code-name is Innamorati."
Strangely, Aether didn't feel the usual wariness that came with meeting a Harbinger. Instead, there was a peculiar sense of ease, a feeling that it was better to be on your good side.
"Innamorati... I've never heard that code name before," Aether said, curiosity piqued. "And what about your actual name?"
You sighed, crossing your arms. "You might forget it, so you can call me whatever you like. But my real name is Y/N."
Aether blinked, taken aback. "It's... a beautiful name." He blurted out, then blushed slightly. "I mean... you have the same name as the unknown lady in the story."
You tilted your head, puzzled. "Unknown lady? What story are you talking about?"
Aether suddenly realized his slip. The tale he referred to only mentioned Morax and his two lovers, Guizhong and an unnamed woman, without ever revealing her identity.
"Uh... it's a story about Morax, the Geo Archon, and his two lovers, Guizhong and... um, Y/N, the unknown lady. It also involves Osial being jealous," he explained quickly.
At the mention of Osial, your eyes widened as a memory surfaced, a fragment of a dream featuring a blue-haired man with striking blue eyes. You turned towards the ocean, a sad expression clouding your features.
"Are you alright?" Aether asked, concern evident in his voice.
"It's nothing. I just... have a bad memory. The name Osial... I knew him well... or used to," you murmured. "But I'd rather not talk about it right now."
Aether, both surprised and curious about you, realized it was time to part ways as the night was nearing its end. "If you'd like to hear more about the story, we can meet up tomorrow. And..., good night," he said, a shy smile accompanied by a faint blush on his cheeks.
You were momentarily taken aback, your expression softening. "Thank you."
Then, with a thoughtful pause, you looked him in the eye. "Before you go, may I make a request?" Your tone was serious.
"It may seem strange, perhaps even rude, but I must ask..."
"...Have we met somewhere before?"
The question hung in the air, and Aether's eyes widened in surprise.
After a moment's thought, Aether responded, "Perhaps we have."
A small, knowing chuckle escaped your lips. "My memories often fail me..." you murmured. Stepping closer, you leaned in to whisper in his ear, your breath warm against his skin, "Return safely whence you came... Because a particular Yaksha is following us." You glanced around subtly. "If you feel unsafe, you can follow me."
Aether's eyes widened further, immediately thinking of Xiao. "I'm okay, I know this Yaksha," he whispered back, attempting to reassure you. You gave a slight nod, acknowledging his words.
With a final exchange of goodbyes, you turned and headed back to the hotel Pantalone had reserved entirely for your stay. As you walked away, you remained vigilant, aware of the green-haired Yaksha's presence in the shadows, watching your every move.
Possible continuation of this: Oceanid FurinaMC Adopts Klee
Then Rhodeia sends an Oceanid to Beisht to snitch on Osial. Cue one furious Beisht dragging Osial back into the ocean.
I'd say if that soggy worm survived Zhongli's meteor, this would've been a hilarious ending.
Osial is just immediately regretting everything as his wife drags him off. Like imagine her using her tail to wrap around one of his heads, and she's cursing him out as they disappear under water.
Like how dare you demand for another female!!! Your loyal and ONLY wife has been waiting for you for YEARS!
Zhongli is definitely laughing at Osial's misfortune. That soggy worm deserves it!
instead of actually working on any of my mountain of WIPs I have instead attempted some emote edits connected to some of them. yes I'm aware these edits aren't the greatest, I didn't put that much effort into these
Here's some info about them, in case anyone is curious on what they're about:
Genshin Impact: Breath of the Wild - pretty self-explanatory, it's just Breath of the Wild but with Genshin characters. I have the first 5 chapters mostly planned out, but I'm still working writing the first chapter.
Second Chances - Furina originally comes from a timeline where basically everything goes wrong and everyone in Fontaine dies, but the Focalors from her original timeline sends her back to before the events of the Fontaine Archon Quest and now Furina has to find a way to save everyone while also dealing with some other twists that weren't there in her original timeline. Also the only one of these I have actually posted any chapters of
Walking Hand in Hand (Into the Abyss) - Started working on this one shortly after Natlan released. Kachina getting stuck in the Night Kingdom made me go "well with the whole thing with the Abyss, it would be interesting if Kachina got Abyss-ed like Childe did when he was a kid" and it just kind of kicked off from there. Basically, Kachina comes back wrong from the Night Kingdom and after it's figured out that it's because of the Abyss, the Traveler is like "wait I know a dude who had something similar to this happen to him" and calls in Childe to help figure out how to help Kachina, or at least how to help her cope with the situation. Childe winds up getting pulled into Natlan AQ shit and also gains +1 little sister in the process.
Shadow of the past, mine to command - Multichapter fic where each chapter is in the POV of a different Natlan character, the final chapter being Kinich's. Each character notices something off about Kinich but none of them are entirely sure exactly why that is. I'm aware that the twist is probably incredibly obvious, something which isn't helped by the edit, but I thought the idea was a cool one so whatever. You can't stop me.
Bennett vs the Zombie Apocalypse - also pretty self-explanatory title. Bennett stumbles out of a domain he got lost in, only to learn that the zombie apocalypse happened while he was in there. For reasons currently unknown to him or anyone else, Bennett appears to be completely immune to the zombie virus.
Memories Swim and Haunt You - a very angsty one-shot I recently started working on about Xiao's karmic debt. He's not at all having a good time in this fic and neither is anyone else.
Beyond the Sea - this fanart has me by the throat and now head so very full. I did not care about Xingqiu before this and now I am researching his lore and personality so that I may write him properly. Still in the planning stage on this one, but basically Osial is reborn as Xingqiu (his body is still sealed away and released later by Childe, it just doesn't have his soul in it anymore), but he's missing some of his memories and a lot of his power. As far as basically everyone else is concerned, Xingqiu is just a strange but polite (and at times mischievous) young bookworm with some strong opinions about seemingly random topics from Liyue's ancient past. Local sword boy has beef with random funeral parlor consultant.
Kill the Lights - started writing this one-shot in December when a storm caused my power to be out for a few days. Since it was during the first day of the Lyney & Chasca banner and I had threatened Lyney into coming home during his previous rerun (Lyney & Arlecchino), I was joking with my friend that Lyney had made my power disappear in revenge. The plot of this one is that Lyney's practicing a magic trick while Lynette & Freminet watch because they're all stuck inside due to a bad storm, only for the power to go out when he completely fucks up a magic trick where he was supposed to make something "disappear"
Many millennia ago, humans worshiped a goddess they called "Gran Mare" or "Mother Sea", a benevolent entity who had taught humans how to sail the seas of Teyvat and encourage them to venture to continents never seen before.
She was the one who maintained order and balance in the seas of Liyue and Inazuma.
Her good relationship with humans and her desire to have a better relationship with the surface world were viewed with envy and displeasure by the other sea deities.
And that is why one day they betrayed her, plotting to try to eliminate her and take her power to keep it for themselves.
But that was their biggest and last mistake. Because they only caused the beast that slept in her finally to wake up.
The seas of Teyvat were bathed in the blood of those deities.
And among the few that fled, was a hydra that cowardly escaped. That hydra was once Gran Mare's brother-in-arms and the first to betray her.
It didn't matter if he tried to regenerate, because now his neck on the line and she would make him pay for what he did.
