Keeping Up With The Jacksons
Episode - 1: Family Game Night
little note before we begin
this is something VERY different from my usual writing style and honestly i had so much fun experimenting with it
i know it's not written like my regular fics, so please forgive me for any mistakes or awkward moments while i figure out the format. i'm still learning and trying new things with this series 💜
i really hope y'all enjoy it because i genuinely had so much fun writing it
and if y'all like this format and wanna see episode 2, PLEASE let me know because i already have ideas
anyways…
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The camera crew followed you as you opened the front door.
"Come in, y'all," you laughed. "Welcome to our mess, I mean home."
Production walked inside and immediately started filming.
You smiled at the camera.
"Since y'all are gonna be here for a while, I might as well introduce everybody."
You pointed toward the living room.
"Okay, first of all, Michael."
The camera zoomed over to Michael sitting peacefully on the couch reading a book.
He looked up and smiled.
"Hi."
You grinned.
"Everybody's favorite, and yes, he knows it."
Michael laughed.
"That's not true."
Janet sat at the kitchen island drinking coffee.
"This is Janet."
Janet immediately looked up.
"The only normal one."
Jermaine, sitting behind her:
"That's a crazy thing to say out loud."
Janet rolled her eyes.
"Mama Katherine, she raised all of us. She's the reason we're alive."
"And sometimes I wonder why."
Prince and Paris were arguing over something stupid.
Bigi was sitting quietly with a book just like Michael.
"This is Prince, Paris, and Bigi. They keep things… interesting."
The camera followed you upstairs.
You lowered your voice dramatically.
"And this..."
You opened your bedroom door.
Jermajesty was dead asleep.
Hair in all directions.
Blanket hanging off the bed.
"Is my husband."
You smiled lovingly.
"I love him very much."
"Sometimes."
“Let's go…”
Just then, Jaafar walked past carrying a cup.
"Where are you going?" you asked.
"Mind your business."
The camera crew followed him anyway.
Jaafar opened your bedroom door.
Walked over.
And dumped the water right on Jermajesty’s face.
"JAAFAR! You bitch."
"You awake now!"
Jermajesty jumped off the bed.
"I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL KILL YOU!"
Production could barely keep up as the two ran downstairs.
Jaafar ran into Michael so hard he nearly dropped his book.
Janet started laughing so hard she was crying.
Mama Katherine covered her face just covered her face and pretended not to see anything.
"Lord have mercy."
Jermajesty finally managed to corner Jaafar in the kitchen, pointing a knife at him.
Threatening him until Michael came over and separated them, picking up Jermajesty by the armpits when he refused to put the knife down.
CONFESSIONAL
Jermajesty sat in the chair.
"I'm too old for this."
Replay.
Slow motion.
Jermajesty stared directly into the camera.
"And whoever clipped that and put it in slow motion..."
…
"...fuck you."
By noon, everybody had moved outside due to the California heat and the broken ac’s in the house.
The pool was only being used for dipping feet despite the heat.
Michael on the grill.
Kids running around.
Music playing somewhere.
And then Michael standing in the middle of everyone holding two Super Soakers.
Production:
"Michael… why do you have two?"
Michael smiled.
"So I can double-wield, see."
"Michael, you're sixty-seven years old."
"And?"
Before production could say anything else, he shot Janet in the arm.
"MICHAEL!"
Michael immediately started running.
Production nearly tripped trying to follow him.
"YOU STARTED IT!" Michael shouted.
"I just got here!" Janet screamed.
"I know!"
Everybody was dying with laughter.
Prince's son, MJ, had joined Michael.
The two of them were now running around and shooting everybody together.
"Grandpa, get Auntie Janet!"
"I'm trying!"
Janet:
"MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON!"
Jaafar had made the mistake of walking too close to the pool.
Jermajesty grinned.
"Oh, this is gonna be fun."
Jaafar instantly looked nervous.
"No."
"Jer, please, I'm sorry."
"No."
"Jermajesty."
"No."
"You push me in, and we're fighting."
Jermajesty smiled.
"I'm not gonna push you."
Jaafar relaxed.
"Good."
He turned around.
And walked straight into the pool.
Literal Silence.
Then Marlon burst out laughing as usual.
Even Mama Katherine was laughing.
Jaafar resurfaced.
"WHO MOVED THE GROUND?!"
CONFESSIONAL
Jaafar:
"Nobody pushed me."
"But I know Jermajesty manifested that somehow."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Jermajesty:
"I didn't touch him."
"But God knew what needed to happen."
CONFESSIONAL
Janet:
"I'm surrounded by idiots; I hate it here.”
— —
Outside, Michael was now hiding behind a chair with his grandson.
"Grandpa, we need backup."
Michael nodded.
"You're right."
He peeked over the chair.
Spotted Janet.
And immediately sat back down.
"Nope."
"We're not fighting that woman."
"Retreat, it’s over."
Production:
"You're scared of Janet?"
Michael:
"I'm not scared."
He paused.
"She's just… mean."
"There's a difference."
Production:
"That's fear."
"No, it isn't."
Janet's voice came from across the yard.
"MICHAEL!"
Michael jumped before running away.
Eventually, everybody moved toward the grill.
And that was when Michael became Gordon Ramsay.
He had an apron on that said big DADDY mike.
Where the apron came from, nobody knew
But somehow he had one.
And a spatula in one hand.
"Who made these burgers?"
Everybody turned.
Jermaine looked over.
"I did."
Michael stared.
Jermaine stared back.
Michael slowly lifted the burger.
"You call this medium rare?"
Jermaine frowned.
"It's cooked."
Michael looked disgusted.
"It's dry."
Jermaine threw his hands up.
"Michael, it's meat."
"It's ruined."
"It's BEEF, Michael!"
Janet was laughing harder now than earlier.
"You've cooked twice, and suddenly you're Gordon Ramsay."
"No, Janet."
Michael shook his head.
"I'm an artist."
"It's about passion."
"Passion?"
"It's burgers!"
Production:
"Michael, when did you become a chef?"
Michael looked offended.
"I've always been a chef."
"You people just never appreciated me."
Randy:
"We appreciated you."
"We just didn't know you were crazy."
Production: Michael the spatula…
"Hm?"
"You're holding the spatula upside down."
"Oh."
"As I said."
"Passion."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Michael:
"I AM Gordon Ramsay."
Production:
"No, you're Michael Jackson."
Michael thought about it.
"That's true."
"But if Gordon Ramsay and I had a cook-off…"
"I'd win." (My votes on Mike)
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Janet:
"This man has won thirteen Grammys."
"But the thing he's most proud of today is a mediocre at best hamburger."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Jermaine:
"He criticized my burger."
"He burned his own."
Replay.
Michael flipping a burger.
Burger flying off the grill.
Michael:
"OH!"
Jaafar:
"FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Jermajesty:
"THAT'S STILL GOOD!"
Mama Katherine:
"Don't you dare eat that."
The burger was thrown away.
Mostly because you physically took it from Michael.
And then somehow…
It managed to be peaceful after that.
Music playing.
Kids running around.
People talking over each other.
Mama Katherine smiling, looking at all her babies together.
Michael humming Ladies' Night by Kool & The Gang while standing beside the grill.
Everything felt perfect.
Then production accidentally caught Michael eating chips straight out of the bag, scratching his butt, and putting his hand back in the bag while nobody was looking.
Production:
"Michael, aren't those for everybody?"
Michael froze.
"...No."
Game night
Nobody really remembered who suggested it.
But now everybody was too invested to stop.
Monopoly.
Dominoes.
Uno.
Production immediately realized they had enough footage for three seasons of this shit.
Jermajesty sat down.
"Okay, nobody cheats tonight."
Everybody turned toward Michael.
Michael looked offended.
"What?"
Jermaine started laughing.
"He's talking to you."
"I don't cheat."
Everybody:
"YES YOU DO."
"That was one time."
Janet:
"Michael, it was literally yesterday."
Meanwhile, Jaafar was focused on Monopoly.
Production:
"Who takes Monopoly the most seriously?"
Everybody pointed at Jaafar.
Jaafar looked offended.
"I don't; it’s just a game."
"WHO MOVED MY MONEY?"
Jermajesty started laughing so hard he nearly fell out of his chair.
"Nobody stole your fake money."
"It's the principle!"
Production:
"Jaafar, it's Monopoly."
"And?"
Production:
"It's fake."
"So are your ratings."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Jaafar:
"I don't have anger issues."
"I'm just passionate, just like my uncle."
— — —
Michael and Jermaine had moved over to dominoes.
Marlon:
"Oh, they're cheating already."
Michael:
"I'm not cheating."
Jermaine:
"Neither am I."
Janet:
"Those two smile when they cheat."
Everybody nodded.
Jermajesty stared.
"I knew Uncle Michael was cheating because of the smile."
Michael froze.
"What smile?"
"The smile."
"What smile?"
"The smile you do when you're guilty."
"I don't have a smile."
"You literally smiled while saying that."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Michael:
"I didn't cheat."
Production:
"We have footage."
Michael:
"No, you don't."
Production:
"Michael."
Michael:
"Delete it."
Production:
"We're not deleting it."
"Traitor."
Janet had somehow won again.
Randy:
"I've never seen her lose."
Marlon:
"I don't think she can."
Production:
"Does she cheat?"
Everybody immediately became serious.
"No."
"No."
"Absolutely not."
"We wanna live."
Janet just smiled.
"What are y'all whispering about?"
Everybody:
"Nothing."
— —
Later in the evening, Uno started.
And that's when everything went downhill.
Jaafar hit Jermajesty with a Draw Four.
Jermajesty stood up.
"THAT'S PERSONAL."
"It's Uno."
"You've crossed a line."
Michael had somehow accumulated seventeen cards.
Jermaine had four.
Janet had one.
And then Michael smiled.
Everybody froze.
"No."
"No."
"No."
"Don't do it."
Michael:
"What?"
"The smile."
Production:
"Michael…"
He slowly placed down a Draw Four.
Janet screamed.
"MICHAEL!"
Production realized nobody had noticed the camera they'd left in the kitchen.
And that would become the funniest moment of the entire episode.
— — — —
Nobody knew production had left one of the cameras running in the kitchen.
Nobody.
Which was exactly how production liked it.
The game night had calmed down.
People were wandering around.
Some were getting drinks.
Others were arguing about whether Michael cheated or not.
Jermajesty was leaning against the counter, eating leftover chips.
You sat beside him.
Production's hidden camera recorded everything.
Jermajesty looked around.
"Okay."
He lowered his voice.
"Don't tell anybody."
You immediately started laughing.
"That sentence has never ended well."
"No, seriously."
He pointed.
"Auntie Janet told me not to tell anybody."
You covered your face.
"Oh, Lord."
"But…"
He smiled.
And then whispered the absolute juiciest piece of gossip you'd heard all year. (What do you think it was)
You nearly choked.
"WHAT?!"
"I KNOW!"
"Jer!"
"I know!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
Jermajesty laughed.
"I wasn't supposed to tell anybody."
"THEN WHY DID YOU?!"
"Because I love mess."
"You ARE mess!"
"I know."
You started laughing.
"You're terrible."
"And you married me."
"I ask myself why every day."
"You love me."
"Unfortunately."
Both of you burst out laughing.
Then…
Jermajesty froze.
His smile disappeared.
He pointed.
You turned around.
Silence.
The camera.
Still recording.
Long.
Painful.
Silence.
Jermajesty:
"Oh, shit."
You:
"Oh, shit."
Jermajesty:
"OH, SHIT."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Production:
"So, Jermajesty…"
"No."
"We haven't even asked the question."
"No."
"Did Auntie Janet really…"
"No."
"You know we have footage, right?"
"No."
"Jer…"
"I DON'T RECALL."
Production:
"Your memory disappeared?"
"Exactly."
"Convenient."
"Thank you, God bless you."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
You:
"Whatever y'all think he told me…"
"You probably don't know."
"And no, I'm not telling y'all either."
"Because unlike somebody…"
You stared directly into the camera.
"I can keep my mouth shut."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Jermajesty:
"Okay, but technically…"
"Nobody specified HOW long I was supposed to keep the secret."
Production:
"Janet said don't tell anybody."
"And I didn't."
"You did."
"I told my wife."
"That's different."
Production:
"No, it isn't."
"It is in my heart."
— —
Janet suddenly stopped and looked around suspiciously.
"I don't know why…"
"But I feel like somebody's been running their mouth."
Around midnight, the house finally began to quiet down.
The Monopoly board was still sitting on the table.
Dominoes everywhere.
Empty chip bags.
Random cups.
Bodies everywhere.
Marlon was asleep on the couch.
Randy somehow ended up asleep on the floor.
Jermaine had fallen asleep sitting up.
Mama Katherine was peacefully asleep in her chair.
Janet had an entire blanket for herself.
Michael had somehow stolen half of it.
And nobody had the energy to fight him.
Everybody had ended up tangled together.
Paris was asleep against Janet.
Bigi was asleep with a book still on his chest.
Prince's son was sprawled across Michael.
Michael was snoring.
Still holding the remote.
Jermajesty was asleep on your shoulder.
His hand still holding yours.
Jaafar had somehow ended up asleep upside down.
Production:
"...How?"
Nobody knew.
Not even Jaafar.
Michael suddenly opened one eye.
Still half asleep.
"Did we win?"
Production:
"Win what?"
Michael:
"I don't know."
And immediately fell back asleep.
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Production:
"So, Jermajesty…"
Jermajesty was already asleep in the confessional chair.
Production:
"...Never mind."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Jaafar:
"Family game night was great."
"I'm still mad about Uno."
— —
CONFESSIONAL
Janet:
"Michael cheated."
Production:
"At what?"
"Everything."
Production:
"Everything?"
"Everything."
"And I know Jermajesty opened his mouth."
"That boy cannot keep secrets."
— — —
CONFESSIONAL
“So what did you think ?”
"Honestly…"
"I wouldn't trade this for anything."
"They drive me crazy."
"They embarrass me."
"They stress me out."
You smiled.
"But I love them."
"They all love each other too."
— — AFTER THE EPISODE AIRED — —
@ moonwalkermj95
jermajesty exposing Janet's secret and then panicking when he realized the cameras caught it absolutely took me OUT
@ user28173
why was Jafaar upside down 😭😭
@ janetsvelvetrope
janet is such a baddie
@ free_tito
I forgot what I was gonna say anyway @ michaeljackson I'm hungry
@ michaeljackson
What the fuck you want me to do ??
@ michaeljacksonismyman
i need episode 2 IMMEDIATELY
@ dangerouslover
renew this for 50 seasons right now
@ rememberthetime_
episode 2 when???
@ applehead4life
this family is genuinely ridiculous and i love them
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Can you tell why it took so long? Let me know what y'all think
Part two out now y'all












