#michi does headcanons

[chrysanthemumskies]

jeanwandaaaaaaa

you know me so well :”))) 

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa 

 both of them, most likely wanda unless jean hasn’t had any sleep.

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

wanda, because she’s secretly a sap and hides them whenever jean walks by.

Who starts the tickle fights

jean , because when you’ve spent most of your life at a institute with kids you’ve learned the rules as to how to jump into tickle fights without announcing it.

Who starts the pillow fights

wanda, although jean’s ambushed her quite a few times 

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

both!! wanda’s usually awake longer but sometimes constant saving the world drains her a lot, and especially true if she’s used her magic often, she just collapses onto the couch and grumbles while jean gently takes off her headdress and cape and floats over a blanket to wrap wanda in. (honestly?? most of the time they end up falling asleep on each other because they’re just that tired. let them rest!!!)  

Who mistakes salt for sugar

on more than one occassion, jean. 

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

wanda, even tho she can technically use her magic to make it shhh. 

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

jean, for sure. 

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

both? they often rearrange bookshelves , sometimes wanda does it alphabetical and by book genre while jean just goes plain and simple alphabetical order. 

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

jean. (wanda scrunches up her face and says how gross it is but still leans in for a kiss or two because 1) it’s jean, and 2) it’s sweet. ) 

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

wanda ; sometimes she gets very nostalgic and having lived on the run for most of her life she’s had the habit of savoring what little bits of peace and calm she can find , if it means buying candles for homemade dinners or heated up leftovers then that works better than going out to some fancy restuarant filled with stuffy people because to her it’s not about the place but rather who you share the moment with, and every moment with Jean feels like a special one in her book. 

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

both, most likely wanda. 

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

wanda!! jean gets looped into it and they end up sending loads of pictures to erik and lorna because magnets. 

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines 

jean, she thinks it’s super cute and she’s a sucker for them and wanda can’t help but humor her 

[chrysanthemumskies]

Jean/Wanda ☾ ■ ൠ

OHOHOHOHOHOO hi im sleep deprived and running on Stress 

here we go!!!!!!!!! 

☾ - sleep headcanon

jean is like a octopus when she sleeps - at first she didn’t start out that way what with her being very self conscious about her powers and not wanting to touch other people but then she met wanda and wanda is Charming and they just sort of smushed together .

both of them switch up as to who is the big/little spoon and all

lots of forehead kisses, they have a bet going as to who has given more kisses.

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

initially wanda had her own nook in the wall apartment stuffed to the brim w/ books and spells and little golems and a cat (or three) but later she ends up finding a nice little summer house w/ Jean and they make it their own --

it’s close to the woods but they still have Technology (like cable and wifi and all that jazz) but they’re also away from other people bc a lot of the time it gets very overwhelming to be around others and they need a little break and somewhere safe to get away. 

during the not vacation time however they share a apartment together and do very cheesey things like snap polaroid pictures together and make little mementos and map all the places they’ve been together.

ൠ - random headcanon

they take the longest time to confess to each other that they you know, like each other ; everyone else knew long before they did and they were just like ‘oh wait hello hi ok so i guess this is a thing???!” 

pietro and lorna had kept a betting pool going , teddy was the one that won it by a landslide. 

[chrysanthemumskies]

Square and ♒️ for maximoff twins!

*ROLLS UP SLEEVES OK* 

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

pietro: messy as heck, clothes everywhere. sometimes he’ll have pictures of his family stuck together with puddy on the walls and maps.

also has lots of luna’s drawings up on the walls bc he doesn’t see her often so whenever he does she just throws A LOT OF DRAWINGS AT DAD.

also has some trinkets from when wanda and him were younger and would be constantly moving around / running. 

wanda : lots of plants, lots of cats, a one bedroom apartment that’s just like a hole in the wall filled to the brim with books and candles and herbs. 

sometimes she makes terrariums and stitches together little golems. 

has calenders and post-it notes everywhere to keep track of things b/c sometimes her meds make it hard to remember things . 

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

pietro: cannot cook well no he can cook sometimes but most of the time he’s just Super Bored b/c cooking takes too long of a time and he’s impatient since he’s so Fast.

wanda: has a sweet tooth, will try to bake things from scratch, is somewhat banned from baking since she sometimes made the oven go on fire.

[chrysanthemumskies]

i keep on being reminded that wanda is the oldest sibling out of the maximoff-dane family and she’s so supportive and protective yet continuously headstrong and forgiving and driven to right her mistakes like 

wanda’s the older sister who called pietro a stiffed neck turkey but who isn’t afraid to call him out on his bullshit either but she’s also supportive of him

wanda’s the older sister who tries to get close with lorna because they’ve never really had a chance to grow up together as sisters so she makes a conscious effort to get to know her sister even if it’s troubled and not perfect it’s a start

wanda’s the eldest daughter -- and anya would have filled this role if she hadn’t died -- and she’s fiercely protective of her family , continuously caring for their well-being and safety ok 

she looked out for billy and was a source of inspiration for him even before she knew he was her son and he knew that his favorite hero was actually his mom -- and with tommy she pulls him in close because she can read him, even if he tries to play it off that things don’t get to him or that he’s always the one with the snippy sarcastic come back

with erik she’s a amalgamation of things yet she continues onwards, and it shows just how loving and caring she is even when the entire world villanizes her and blames her for actions that weren’t her fault ---

she continues to love and support and be protective of those who need protecting and don’t midn me i’m just crying over wanda maximoff ok she deserves the world and more 

[chrysanthemumskies]

i keep on having these random headcanon thoughts but anyway -- 

what with the recently announced scarlet witch solo series and how wanda’s out to fix witchcraft since something happened in the marvel universe to make it broken --

i keep on thinking of what if wanda made little golems, or enchanted dolls (even if it’s periodically) -- to watch over kids and protect them? 

like it would be figurative, that they would keep watch and whenever the kids have nightmares, what if the little dolls or golems would just protect the kids, and vanish once the sun rises up. 

what if wanda notices that something’s up with the terrigen mist, with how it’s affecting mutants and she knows how it is to be on the run, knows the loaded baggage that comes with her moniker, knows that she still has to work to undo the damage done by M-Day and it may not happen instantaneously, especially since something’s up with magic in the marvel universe --

so she makes little dolls, and sews a little bit of luck and protection spells, and leaves them in places -- maybe she befriends a few young mutants and there’s a sense of foreboding dread so she thinks of what she can do to help, even if it’s a little bit 

so she makes the little wooden dolls, like how Django used to make them for her and Pietro, and she’d throw in a spell or two, and hope that she can undo what was done, and save these kids before the world decided to tear them down, makes small guardians that protect these kids and keep the demons away in the night, and hopes that they live to see another day. 

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I have this headcannon that billy occasionally uncontrollably floats when he's sleeping, when he's super depressed, or when he's having a shutdown. Usually it's not a problem, but once when he was on a camping trip with Wanda and the family in the Wundagore Mountains he dozed off during one of Uncle Pietro's silly ghost stories and started floating into the sky. Wanda was already sleeping so Tommy and Pietro were freaking out like "neither of us can fly and where is that boy going???"

!!! 

they start to panic and at that point try to think of a plan to reach billy without waking wanda up (which fails miserably oh boy) but in any case wanda happens to be a light sleeper and while pietro and tommy freak out about billy floating off into the stratosphere, she ends up quietly flying up and shaking him slightly awake, just to tell him what’s going on and then they end up landing in a different place then where the campsite is and wanda ends up telling him stories that Django and Marya told her when she was little, and he calms down a bit and eventually they make their way down to the campsite

where pietro and tommy are just going ??? wHEre HOW??? wAIT SINCE WHEN CAN YOU FLY??? 

[chrysanthemumskies]

I should sleep because I have a essay to write and work in the morning but have a sorta sad headcanon which I blame the space birb for (fireandlifeincarnate) - // hospital mentions btw // - as a publicity thing there's always at least one Avenger visiting hospitals and helping out and making the kids there feel better and whatnot so young Billy Kaplan whose favorite avenger is the scarlet witch ends up in the hospital and he hates hospitals he doesn't like them (they're cold and scary and he's scared that if he says the wrong thing bad things will happen to him ) -- and he may have gotten into another fight or it was a Very Bad Day for him , and he's stuck in the room and he doesn't want to talk or see anyone and he's busy glaring at the wall when there's a knock on the door (which is weird because usually no one knocks ) and he's curious (it's probably better then glaring at the wall for the rest of the day ) so he says "come in " and in comes one Wanda maximoff and billy can't ??? believe ?? It's a joke right ? Or a dream but then nope there she is , right there , sitting on the edge of the bed and introducing herself and he's stumbling over his words because this is /the/ Scarlet Witch -- (And neither of them know that they're related to each other , mind you ) -- and she talks to him - and doesn't skirt around him and makes him feel like glass but instead makes him feel welcomed and comfortable -- he's happy and he doesn't know why but he is -- And she likes this kid too, and makes a mental note to herself that she should visit him more often when she has the time . at a certain point billy gets really tired but he doesn't want to sleep because sometimes he gets nightmares and he can't figure out if he's awake or not but Wanda perks up and starts to talk about her family and where she's from , and asks if it would be okay if she was to maybe sing him to sleep ("because you know , it's easier to fall a asleep while listening to a song ") -- and he says "yes" and she sings him to sleep , and he doesn't have nightmares that night . she leaves him a little note , and he keeps it close by, doesn't let anyone crinkle it or crumble it up , and he thinks that some day he wants to be an avenger just like the Scarlet Witch. (he starts to get little notes and trinkets by his bedside , with no name only a little "M" scribbled on them with red ink . he keeps each one close and it's not until years later that he realizes why he felt so safe and sound when Wanda first visited him)

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All the little war boys are learning how to be actual kids, slowly but surly, and they're also all curious as all get out. So whenever Max is doing the to-do lists, handfulls of them follow him around, and for the first few time they creeped Max out and he'd run away and hide somewhere. Now he just kind of throws tools at them and asks them to help.

he’s just like what are you doing why are you following me is furiosa spying on me what I swear I watered the plants this time

and they just stare at what he’s doing and poke at whatever it is he’s working on but then over time he teaches them some techniques and how to handle stuff like working with tools etc and he comes up with nicknames for them