I know just what you're thinking!
"Oh marauder4evr, I want a possessed tablet that will shake for no apparent reason and should be on an episode of Supernatural!"
And hey, I know what else you're thinking!
"But where can I find such a tablet?"
Never fear! For I have such a tablet!
And not just any possessed tablet!
A possessed Microsoft Surface!
And I am willing to sell it to you for a lot less than I paid for, before finding out that it's possessed by unknown horrors.
"But where can I buy this wonderful possessed electronical device?"
Why, you can find it right here on eBay! And if you buy said possessed tablet, I'll throw in a genuine touch cover keyboard for no additional cost!
Or think of it this way: You're basically paying the same price as a touch cover keyboard but you get a really cool possessed Microsoft Surface to go with it!
Give it to your children on her birthday! Give it to your grandmother for her fiftieth wedding anniversary! Do a crab-walk around it while speaking in Latin as your friends frantically drench you in holy water!
Don't delay! Buy your possessed tablet today!