locked out of her room , key inside , forgotten on tousled bed sheets after spending hours trying to find an outfit the night before . just her damn luck . took the morning to indulge a cold plunge , body akin to the nature of a wet cat -- shivering as she stands with a towel tucked to frame , trying to find someone to get her back in but concierge needs proof of identity and her purse is , well , also locked away somewhere next to her key card . "no , really . i swear with my whole fucking heart , it's me . trust , there isn't anyone in the world who would want to pretend to be me . just google me -- or , actually , don't ." there's a video still circling , several years later , of her indecency that since has not fallen discreet .