#midwesterngothics

[ardentlytrans]

20 w old men mcspirks

 I LOVE 3 (three) OLD MEN

“You should see me in my old uniform. I’m pretty sure it still fits.” Kirk says, fiddling with the pins on his brand new, updated Starfleet issue admirals uniform. He’s decorated in little pins and ribbons, some awarded at the ceremony that is winding down around them, some carefully stored in little boxes in his dresser back home, only ever taken out for occasions like this.

“I have seen it, Jim.” Leonard grumbles, poking at what remains of his cake with a silver fork. Jim sinks lower in his chair.

“This one is so...crisp.” Jim complains. Neither Leonard nor Spock grace him with a reply, Spock watching the tables around them slowly dwindle in numbers, the doctor moving from the crumbs to his mostly empty champagne glass and finishing that off in small sips. Jim pokes Spocks foot with his under the table. The vulcan jumps a little, pulled out of his focused observation. The corners of his eyes crinkle in a slight smile as he takes in Jim’s grin.

“Captain, should we get going?” Spock asks, reaching out gently to Leonard to tap his wrist and pull him out of his own trance.

“Please.” Jim pushes himself finally back up in his chair, not caring that he’s spent the last hour sinking into a less and less captain appropriate slouch. His back aches a little in protest. Spock stands, taking Jim’s coat off the back of the chair and holding it up so that the captain can wiggle into it. “Bones, you have the keycard right?” Jim asks, patting his pocket. They’re staying in a hotel for the night in order to attend a talk at the college the following afternoon, a whole weekend of historic celebration that none of them feel particularly excited about. Leonard fumbles around in his pockets before finding the thin strip of metal and waving it triumphantly. Jim snatches it and pockets it, quieting the man’s protests by grabbing his hand and pulling him into his side.

“It’s freezing out there, I’ll need my husbands to keep me warm.” Jim grins, grabbing onto Spock’s arm as well and linking them all together. Leonard laughs and brings their joined hands up to kiss Jim’s knuckles.

“How ever will you survive without us.” Spock says dryly, though he lets Kirk guide them all towards the door. Kirk squeezes his hand.

“Only one reason I’ve made it this far, love.”

[shadowofmoths]

give me another didney fact

SAWAH ILY THANK,, 

ok i coudl make these all haunted mansion facts but this is recent news that has ABSOLUTELY BAFFLED ME. so there used to be this show at disney called cranium command, which was like, about how your brain works basically, and there was this little animatronic named buzzy who was the host of the ride. cranium command closed in 2007, but everything was left just as it is, and it was a wildly popular spot for urban explorers because you really could just…get in there so easy. like, 12 year olds were gettin’ back there and getting footage of the buzzy animatronic, which was still up. BUT THEN…VERY RECENTLY….BUZZY WAS STOLEN. he’s jsut…hes just gone now!! no one knows where he is! there’s some evidence that disney just took him out to bring him to the archives, but the way he was removed was really unprofessional, and wires were cut, so thats not very likely. but ALSO hes like….at least a 300 pound robot…so HOW…WHO TOOK HIM…………..where is the boy………

[lady-herald]

Callout post for @midwesterngothics

Cursed me to look at this >:c

[primordialwhale]

👥 ?

comics fan? like willingly? do u enjoy being a masochist????

[divinecuriosity]

more than 6 but u can double up: kotmf crew and rois crew

do the sexy love™ with: Hmm probably Miriah, Tiny, soft n strong 

sacrifice myself for: VEERIC, Orryn 

kick: :c i have no reason to kick anybody but I havent mentioned Newt. maybe it will help newt remember? 

take to prom: ZORA, PERSE, i just want to cause a Scene 

abandon in jurassic park: Perse could handle it, probably again Zora? she’d either kill everything or befriend them all and take over the world

push off a bridge: Orryn. stinky. 

[tenetke]

fire emoji + critrole, dnd, venom

oh jeez!!

send 🔥for an unpopular opinion

Critical Role: These people were nice enough to record their home game for us. The game is not about y’all (the fans) and they do not have to cater to you. Be nice to them. And if i see someone shit talk Travis Willingham one more god damn time I will lose my shit and eat you. 

DnD: People who talk about ‘the best builds’ and min-maxing really bug the hell out of me. You can make any character fun if you play with them. Way too many people put way too much focus in making their character perfect and that’s no fun for the rest of your party. 

Venom: just because the movie came out in 2018 doesn’t mean those of us who are talking about venom now haven’t been monsterfuckers since we first picked up a venom comic lmao it’s just acceptable now so fuck y’all gatekeepers

[weirdgirl-14]

choose 3 questions for the gods (horakht'y, luena, mazu, hoar, Evil Fuck, and Evil Fuck Jr.)

I’M CRYING--- “EVIL F--K AND EVIL F--K JR.”!!! LOLOLOL!!

Aight!!  I’m assuming any 3 Questions of my Choice.  Just to let you know, I actually rolled a d00 and then a d10 to help determine which questions I selected.

Character Development Questions: Hard Mode

28. How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

Horakhty: They actually are pretty slow to resort to physical Violence for the Most Part--- but, if they do know and understand that there’s no way to convince someone to back down or it’s a life-or-death situation, it’s under that circumstance that they’ll immediately resort to violence.  (Example: Mortal, they’ll try to reason with.  Asmodeus or Nikoletta, definitely quick to fight)

Luena: She’s very much slow to resort to physical violence. Her personality is a strong patience and tolerance, and with her ability to have manipulate Fate and foretell past, present, future, often times she doesn’t need to use physical violence.

Mazu: It’s a gosh dang coin flip with them. Depends who you are and what you did.

Hoar: He will freakin’ bare knuckle fist fight ya if you don’t say “Bless You” after he sneezes.  

Asmodeus: Actually....slow to use physical violence.  Asmodeus will use charm and wit before he actually tries to use physical force to have his way.

Nikoletta: She’s very much like her father in this, but perhaps she does lean more towards quick to use physical violence since she has 0 people skills.

38. Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Horakhty:  Depends on the threat--- they’ll most likely remove themselves from the threat or problem if it’s just affecting them personally....but if it’s affecting their follows or other innocent mortals, then they will quickly act to remove the threat/problem itself.

Luena:   She’s very much removes herself from the problem/threat.  She’ll try to problem solve, but if it’s no use, she’ll try to come back to it later.  If it’s a threat--- battles and just fighting is not her forte, nothing in her realm, and often times if she is in danger, she’s OUT (as told to do by her elders).  However, the only exception where, even if it means sacrificing herself (because, again, she’s not a fighter), is if it’s in defense of another person, then they’ll remove said threat/problem.

Mazu: They’ll freakin’--- backhand whatever is causing the problem/threat just like, “Homie, I don’t take anyone’s BS.”  Especially if you’re on Mazu’s Turf, theyll make sure it’s removed.

Hoar: Very much like their elder “sibling”(?), they’ll act to remove that problem or threat rather than removing themselves from it.  Bring them brass knuckles.

Asmodeus:  Mmm.....for them, actually, it depends on what it calls for.  He’ll probably, for the most part, remove a problem/threat rather than remove himself, but it’d be done in a very indirect way if he can.  It’s about having it his way.

Nikoletta: Very much like her father, same thing.  Remove the threat/problem rather than remove herself from said situation.

45. What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

Horakhty:  They believe that they’ll become the sunlight that illuminates the day’s sky if they were to die and remain dead.  This used to not scare them--- until Jibril was born.  It’s less of fear and more of having regrets-- although they can be with her always in a sense, they can’t be there physically for her, and that would be their only regret in dying.

Luena: She doesn’t know-- she’s unsure if she’ll become moonlight or return to being Khavar’s left eye or just.....disappear.  She’s actually still trying to understand where her essence of life, as a goddess, comes from, other than that she was given life by her brother.  It’s this uncertainty that scares her, and so she tries not to think on it too much.

Mazu: They 100% know they’ll turn to sea foam, and as a result (until a god can take their place), the waves will stop, the ocean become still (no currents, which means ocean balance will be disrupted and harm ocean life), and so on.  This scares them not for their sake, but for their creations they’ve made beneath the sea.  If they were to die and know someone would immediately take their place as God of the Seas/Ocean, there would be no fear at all.

Hoar:  He knows that he was brought to life by a feeling, a powerful emotion.  He believe that if he were to die, then he’ll just fade away into oblivion, into nothingness.  This terrifies him. 

Asmodeus:  He’s unsure what would become of him, and he 100% believes he cannot be killed.....but I think because of that, Asmodeus is secretly afraid of death.  Anyone who knows his weakness, he kills before the day is over with 100% accuracy.

Nikoletta: She knows that if she dies, she’ll end up as one of the tortured souls of the 9 Hells regardless of who her “Father” is.  She’s not afraid and fully accepts it as inevitable fate some day.  (When? Who knows.  But she doubts its by the hands of the party members).

I hope these were interesting!!  Es Ist Lang Post.

[timetrees]

🔥 loki and 🔥 thor

loki: i have NO clue what an unpopular loki opinion is around here. anyway i think a lot of ppl treat genderfluidity as a very binary thing for loki? which seems untrue to life but i guess that’s mostly marvel’s fault

thor: ummmmmm listen i love thor but anyway u have to admit pre-thor 1 thor was kind of..........alien racist? i guess? all i’m saying is he DID advocate genocide