i found paradise and its very very very very nice

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[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[the-quasar-hero]

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

[barely-an-artist]

Sex was invented by big trojan to sell more condoms

[the-quasar-hero]

And here I thought big Trojan was just a wooden horse

[goetic-justice]

The name's Loudly. Meows Loudly. And you're not gonna believe what I have to say next.

[aletheyass]

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[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[apolladay]

Have you ever gone to an concert/movie alone*?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 27

* as in you spent the entire time alone and you didn't go there alone with plans to meet up with someone.

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[offspring]

so cool how a quail has the little bonus feather on top its simply divine

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[boltlightning]

i love this post so much. all the replies are like

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement

[homoeroticjunoincident]

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[transjjester-deactivated2026031]

How to sleep at the right time at night begginer tutorial