Mean Bean
Warnings: mentions of pregnancy, smitten Zoro&Perona, set during Zoro's 2 year training (there's relevance to that) jealous Perona, he has a girly daughter because of Perona lol
Summary: Mihawk as a doting girl dad
*other girl dad headcanons*
🫛 Doting Husband and Father Alert lemme just start there lol
🫛This man will cater to your every need don't even doubt or question it
🫛 Pregnancy pain? He'll give you a massage. Cravings? Yup now he's cooking. Feeling emotional? Awe don't worry dear he's down to cuddle when you need it.
🫛 I picture you almost about to give birth by the time Zoro arrives for his training. That gives time for Zoro to see the bond between you too.
🫛When the child is born then Mihawk only gets tougher on Zoro
🫛LEMME EXPLAIN !! This man will fight harder with the young swordsman saying all types of shit like-
"You never know who you're fighting against and what's waiting for them at home. If they have kids and loved ones they will go for the kill to ensure you don't kill them first. They have something, someone waiting for them. So either give it your all or lay down and let them take you out first- always fight like someone is waiting."
🫛 Idk it's probably stupid but now Mihawk has people who care so he only goes harder and in turn will train Zoro the same.
🫛The training will be what makes Zoro such a good dad too don't fight me on this lol
🫛Since Zoro arrived right around the time you deliver he would totally be around the kid alot same with Perona.
🫛Yes she's totally jealous that Mihawk has to further spread his attention elsewhere but when she realizes you have a girl she's over joyed
🫛Perona dresses your baby up like a total doll and Mihawk will just roll his eyes but secretly loves it - how can he not? His baby girl looks so adorable in her frilly dresses and little matching socks.
🫛 Can totally see Mihawk walking around his castle at night with the baby whenever she's being fussy and he knows you need some rest.
🫛 You've totally caught him on occasion asleep with the newborn laying on a blanket by the fireplace (newborns don't move incase y'all think the baby will roll in the fire 🙄)
🫛 Is shocked to see how smiley his baby is compared to his stoic attitude "I guess she takes after you my dear." You'll raise a brow and ask if it's a problem and he'll just caress your cheek fondly, "No my love, merely an observation. If she becomes every bit like you then I'll be the happiest man alive "
🫛 Will catch himself staring far more than he thought he would when you breastfeed (if you breastfeed)
🫛 Loves your changed body and won't let you exert yourself more than you need during recovery
🫛 Will still do all the cooking and cleaning despite your protests
🫛 Breaks up fights between Zoro and Perona on who gets to chill with the baby lol
"You already got to play with her this morning, doing your dumb little fashion shows." Zoro would bark out at the pink haired woman who held your baby. Chubby hands rubbing her eyes making Zoro click his teeth, "Look see- the tiny thing is tired she wants to nap with me. Now hand her over!"
🫛 Despite Perona dressing up your baby Mihawk is also very skilled on keeping your baby in tip top shape. I mean have you seen him? Impeccable style 😏
🫛 When it's time for her to try eating food for the first time Mihawk starts with a veggie. Knowing that kids have the hardest time with them so why not get it out of the way first.
🫛You, Perona, Zoro and Mihawk would literally all gather in the dining room just to watch her eat for the first time lol 😂
🫛 Mihawk will feed her the first time, if you breastfeed then he does the solids. He'll feel like it's finally his time to shine and help out even more lol
🫛 First food of choice? Green beans.
🫛The second that baby tastes the yummy veggie then her sweet demeanor has vanished and she is replaced with something more like her father.
🫛 "AHHHHH! MMMMM! AHHHHHHH!" She would scream at the top of her lungs demanding more in an instant. Hands shaking in the air and face scowling with anger.
"Hurry up fed her faster. Looks like she's gonna explode." Zoro would panic watching your baby throw her body around, legs kicking in the high chair only to stop as Mihawk fed her another spoon. "Mmmm." She would smile for a second then bam! The monster baby returns until the next bite.
🫛 You would call her your little Mean Bean after that
🫛 Demands green beans all the time as she gets older, whatever sweet side she had would disappear when she realized green beans were not served with dinner.
🫛 Mihawk would just sigh as he stares at his child who now looks way more like him than he's used to. "Darling I thought we could try something new." He'll explain and your daughter would side eye him, "Something...new? But why? Is it so wrong that I like what I like? It's still a vegetable." Mihawk would groan as he runs a hand over his face not able to deny the fact she's right.
🫛 Perona would totally have to hide if Mihawk and his mean Bean are bickering cause her laughing at his child's sass only makes things worse.
🫛Mihawk has no idea how she got so stubborn...he will deny that it's from himself
🫛 Like all the other swordsman father he will teach his child the way of the blade only for her to be bored at first.
🫛 "Why can't I wear my dress and fight?" She'll question making the man groan. Ugh all her damn questions! "It's not practical darling." And she'll just glare at him with her arms crossed. "Then I don't wanna." Mihawk will feel like exploding until you pat his shoulder. "Go find one that's easy to move in." You'll suggest.
🫛You definitely have to settle their bickering matches
🫛 You quickly find out he is not the disciplinarian like you'd thought he'd be lol
🫛Mihawk loves his darling but she's a spitfire for sure keeping him on his toes more than he'd like.
🫛His daughter becomes a master with a sword despite dressing like a mini Perona, she definitely changes his mind on the whole dresses and sword fighting
🫛Has a picture of his daughter around a year old scowling angrily with a literal fist full of green beans that Mihawk caught her eating
🫛 Despite there constant bickering it's all with love because you still find them cuddled up with a book in his hands reading to her by the fire. First it was picture books, then simple one sentences now as she grows he reads chapter for chapter each night. The fire lighting them both up beautifully, their expressions soft and free from their usual scowls
🫛 Mihawk would teach his daughter to cook as well but what she had in sword skills she DRASTICALLY lacked in cooking
🫛I'm not talking bland or over seasoned ...no no- I'm talking full on kitchen fires and black bread out the oven. Kitchen engulfed in clouds of smoke as Mihawk sighs putting out fire after fire
🫛Its fine shes to pretty to cook anyways Mihawk would say as an excuse- any man should be happy serving her every need he'll think but deep down he hopes she doesn't starve lol
🫛 When she becomes 16 there bickering matches only worsen fighting tooth and nail for her to join him on his cross guild meetings - which as always he'll cave and allow her to accompany him
🫛 Once she's there Mihawk has to literally PEEL Buggy's son away from his darling lil mean bean - honestly he knew his sweet heart was stunning and expected this but what he never expected was for his daughter to like the little blue haired weirdo right back
🫛 Will have to pull them both apart whenever they're around no doubt
🫛 Once she's an adult the worse words he's ever heard leave her mouth, he thinks he dies for a minute after but you tell him he's just being dramatic
"You can't tell me what to do anymore." And just like that his little mean bean would storm out, leaving him to go join those circus pirates
🫛 You have to console him for a long time, back rubs, cold rags on his forever because he swears he's dying of a fever and as much as you wanna tell him to grow up you know his heart is broken.
🫛 When your daughter returns a year later after sailing the sea with her loser clown boyfriend (Mihawk's description) he has to swallow the flood of insults that threaten to spill as he prepares the clown and the rest of his family dinner.
🫛 You have to pull Mihawk aside and tell him to give Buggy's son a chance because he's really trying to get accepted and honestly he's not nearly as annoying as Buggy himself so he should be happy
🫛 After almost 2 months with the clown boy Mihawk warms up drastically, a whole 180 it surprises both you and your daughter- little did you know he threatened to chop his damn nose off if he ever broke his daughter's heart
🫛 Soon Mihawk has to accept the clown asking for his mean bean's hand in marriage and you and your daughter couldn't be happier-surprisingly Mihawk was as well... that was until Buggy came to visit to help with wedding planning
"This wedding is gonna be so flashy we'll make the whole ocean jealous of our kids."
"Kill me now." Mihawk would groan.
🫛In the end even as he walks his darling down the isle she'll always remain that same stubborn little girl who slammed her chubby fists down demanding more green beans.
"I'll always love you daddy."
"And I'll always love you more mean bean."















