- how often I play them: not that often, really, but i like him a lot- which maps I like to use them on: i guess on control maps, you can just stand and shoot- which skin I currently have equipped: jet, i believe. he is dark dad- who I ship them with: reaper, duh. that’s it, really
For the parents meme: Solider 76/Mercy, Solider 76/Reaper, (I love my dad a lot okay) & Michael/Geoff
ALL MY PARENTS, thank you rebecka <333
76/mercy
who’s the one to wake up the kids: mercy would, she’s so nice about itwho makes the breakfast: also mercy, she makes it just before waking the kids and it’s a whole dealwho’s the one to cry for everything: listen.... angela ziegler is a very emotional woman, i love herwho’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: 76 is so strict and disciplinary, and mercy is such a sweetheartwho helps with the science fair: 76 would try to help out, and then be angry and give upwho does baby talk: mercy does it to little small babieswho wakes up for midnight feedings: mercy, she’s the one to willingly wake up, 76 needs to be promptedwho’s the one who always worries: they’re both worriers, just in different ways. mercy is vocal about it and says she’s concerned and 76 just actswho picks up the kids early from school for some fun: neither, they think education is super importantwho’s the competitive parent: 76, that’s his thing, he’s very >:l in competitionswho kisses the ouches: mercy, she’s a doctor, duhwho’s the sucker for the puppy eyes: also mercy, she can’t help their cute faces!who makes the “dad jokes”: ...... :| it’s dad:76who embarrassed their kid for fun: mercy doesn’t mean to be embarrassing, but she’s such a parent, i love herwho’s the over protective one: 76, he’s so over protective, he’s terriblewho’s the “take a sweater!” parent: mercy, she’s so worried for her children’s health
reaper76 ( MY FATHERS, I LOVE THEM )
who’s the one to wake up the kids: reaper, he’s good with the kids in the morningwho makes the breakfast: reaper, he insists because you know 76 is not gonna do itwho’s the one to cry for everything: neither of them are very emotionalwho’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: they’re both pretty strict, but reaper is the more lenient of the twowho helps with the science fair: .... neither are really qualified to help out, but they both try to help build stuffwho does baby talk: oh god, it’s reaper if he sees a small baby infantwho wakes up for midnight feedings: reaper would make 76 take turnswho’s the one who always worries: they’re both worrierswho picks up the kids early from school for some fun: REAPER THE FUN PARENTwho’s the competitive parent: oh god, it’s both of them, they’re both terrible at competitions, they yell at other parentswho kisses the ouches: reaper, he’s much nicer than 76who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes: ha, like either of them would be suckered by anythingwho makes the “dad jokes”: IT’S STILL MY FATHER, DAD:76who embarrassed their kid for fun: both are totally fine being embarrassing together if that means they embarrass their child ( aka Hana Song )who’s the over protective one: they’re both so protective, it’s awful, they are the military super solider parents to a childwho’s the “take a sweater!” parent: it’s reaper, he’s concerned
micheoff ( DAD MICHAEL )
who’s the one to wake up the kids: michael, he’s generally a nicer parent than geoffwho makes the breakfast: geoff ramsey is the official chef of the housewho’s the one to cry for everything: it’d be geoff, he’s too excited to see his kid growing up and doing great thingswho’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: both are kind of like “whatever”, there’s no disciplinewho helps with the science fair: michael will do his best to helpwho does baby talk: they both have their stupid baby voiceswho wakes up for midnight feedings: they take turns, only bc michael said he wouldn’t do it alonewho’s the one who always worries: they both worry, michael doens’t say anything though, and geoff doeswho picks up the kids early from school for some fun: it’d be geoff, he’s cool with hanging out and stuffwho’s the competitive parent: listen man, geoff wants to win vicariously through his childwho kisses the ouches: neither, they gotta learn to suck it upwho’s the sucker for the puppy eyes: geoff, if it hd to be one of themwho makes the “dad jokes”: NO, NO DAD JOKESwho embarrassed their kid for fun: both of them, that’s all they do for a living, they can do it to embarrass their childwho’s the over protective one: they’re both pretty protective, not overly protective, but enoughwho’s the “take a sweater!” parent: it’s michael, he doesn’t want the kid to fucking freeze
Fandoms: Overwatch, Red vs Blue, American Horror Story
thank u broski
RVB my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: CABOOSE!!! A BABY!! my trash-shit fave: TUCKER OBVIOUSLY my I love to hate them fave: felix my I hate to love them fave: also felix my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: felix too my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: dude i dont know my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: a few freelancers ig my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: TUCKINGTON AND GRIMMONS.... my dirtybadwrong fave ship: suckington lmfao my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: churboose my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: lolix my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: tucklix and washlix just bc those are kinda fucked up
AHS (YOU COULD HAVE MADE MY LIFE EASIER AND PICKED A SPECIFIC SEASON U ASS) my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: ma petit 4l. and liz taylor my trash-shit fave: madison montgomery my I love to hate them fave: anything played by jessica lange bc goddess my I hate to love them fave: tate langdon my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: DANDY MOTHAFUCKIN MOTTE my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: im so uninvolved with the AHS fandom that i have no opinion my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: grace from s2 my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: oh shit um probably zoe/kyle my dirtybadwrong fave ship: tate/violet I LOVE IT AND I HATE IT....... my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: jimmy/the twins my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: same answer as the non fave one my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: AHS has so many fucked up ships so lets not write a novel about it bc thats what i would do
lolix because duh, miles and whoever you'd like, burnie and geoff, griff and simmons and that's it :)
you are a beautiful person, ty ty
lolix
who’s the cuddler: felix, he curls up and attaches himself to locus’ side
who makes the bed: locus, duh. felix likes things neat and tidy, but he doesn’t do that shit, that’s what locus is for
who wakes up first: felix, he’s an early riser. wakes up, watches the sun rise, drinks tea, he’s that person
who has the weird taste in music: felix, he listens to a lot of edm, dubstep, stuff like that. locus doesn’t really listen to music
who is more protective: they’re both pretty protective, they just show it differently. they’re both subtle in their ways, but locus will do what he can to murder whoever is trying to hurt felix and felix is more of a... keeps locus from stuff first, i guess
who sings in the shower: neither. silence is golden.
who cries during movies: neither, they’re both empty voids inside.
who spends the most while out shopping: felix. felix. felix.
who kisses more roughly: felix will, he usually initiates all the rough stuff.
who is more dominate: it’s kind of a power struggle until locus gets felix under him and then it’s all over.
my rating of the ship from 1-10: -4 million, worst ship, i hate it with my whole heart i’m kidding, lolix ruins my life and i love it so much
miles/gray [what i like to call, off-brand lolix, but nicer]
who’s the cuddler: miles luna, he loves to snuggle and hold on. gray is alright with it, but halfway through the night, he’ll free himself
who makes the bed: gray, he’s gotta fix it.
who wakes up first: gray, he’s got hardcore insomnia, so it takes him forever to get to sleep and then he wakes up early as fuck. makes coffee and breakfast.
who has the weird taste in music: miles, he listens to everything under the goddamn sun and gray is so chill in his music taste
who is more protective: gray, he’ll take every precaution available to keep miles from getting hurt, he’ll walk on the street side of the sidewalk, he’ll hold onto miles’ hand in a crowd, he’s terrible
who sings in the shower: MILES LUNA, and sometimes it’s great and most times it’s not
who cries during movies: miles, he’s emotional enough to be swayed by certain movies
who spends the most while out shopping: neither really, they’re smart financially
who kisses more roughly: gray, at certain times, when he thinks it’s okay to be and he gets the a-okay from miles
who is more dominate: gray, bc miles is smol and soft
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 10 hundred thousand, it’s kind of a rarepair but i love it
burnie/geoff [my dads]
who’s the cuddler: geoff, he’s an old bitch, but he’s a snuggly old bitch
who makes the bed: burnie, bc he’s not a fucking animal
who wakes up first: burnie, he likes to get things done in the morning before the day actually starts
who has the weird taste in music: neither have a weird taste, they listen to the same thing nowadays, they adulted together, so nothing’s weird
who is more protective: they’re both pretty protective, it’s just a subtle protection. they’re older now, they don’t need hardcore protection
who sings in the shower: geoff puts on a concert in the shower, it’s terrible
who cries during movies: geoff, we’ve all seen the titanic happy hour
who spends the most while out shopping: they’re both expensive fucks
who kisses more roughly: burnie, but they’ll go back and forth once the kiss starts
who is more dominate: burnie
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 100000, good shit right there, i love my dads
grimmons
who’s the cuddler: griff, he loves physical affection while he sleeps
who makes the bed: simmons, everything he needs everything to be neat and tidy and fixed like how it is supposed to be
who wakes up first: simmons, he sets an alarm every morning for 6am and he gets up at 6am
who has the weird taste in music: their music tastes differ so much, griff is all rock and punk and intense, and simmons is chill, listens to folk music, probably has too much florence on his phone
who is more protective: griff, because he is the only one allowed to be an asshole to simmons
who sings in the shower: griff, and it’s always awful. always.
who cries during movies: simmons. he’s very emotion.
who spends the most while out shopping: they both do, griff buys a lot of food, and simmons buys nice things for his apartment
who kisses more roughly: griff, griff does most things roughly
who is more dominate: neither are very dominate, everything is very soft and nice
my rating of the ship from 1-10: it’s my second fave rvb ship, i love it, 1 million
REBECKA NO, BUT ALSO yes, i am so trash for lolix now, i hate myself
Who is the most affectionate? I want to say Felix, but it’s probably Locus, he’s much more affectionate in private.
Big spoon/Little spoon? Big spoon Locus and little spoon Felix, shockingly enough
Most common argument? The rate that Felix murders people with reckless abandon. I mean, it’s totally fine to murder, but Locus just wants him to chill out every once in a while.
Favorite non-sexual activity? illegal activity, murder. legal activity, probably watching cooking shows. They are grossly domestic and they both hate it.
Who is most likely to carry the other? Locus absolutely, have you seen the man.
What is their favorite feature of their partner’s? Locus likes how small and tiny Felix is. Felix likes how big Locus’ dick is.
What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other? The only thing that really changes is Locus stays with Felix way more often. They pretty much live together after that.
Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate? Felix is the only one who uses nicknames. He says Locs a lot, once he found out Locus’ real name, it was all “Sammy boy!” for fucking WEEKS.
Who worries the most? Locus. He worries a lot about Felix and his... everything.
Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? Locus, Felix doesn’t remember anything and he’s very particular about his food orders, so much so that it sticks out.
Who tops? Locus, obvi.
Who initiates kisses? Felix, he’s more forward, starts more things.
Who reaches for the other’s hand first? Locus, he’s real gay.
Who kisses the hardest? Felix, he’s rougher with that kinda stuff. Locus is all soft, I hate him.
Who wakes up first? Felix, he’s an early riser.
Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer? Locus doesn’t want to stay in bed longer, but he does.
Who says I love you first? Locus does. Neither are very “in touch” with their feelings, but Locus has nothing to lose.
Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?) Locus makes the meals, so if it was going to be anyone, it’d be him. (it’s probably reminders. what job they’re doing soon, when to call siris, things of the like)
Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first? Locus isn’t in contact with his family anymore, so it’d be Felix. And even then, he’d be reluctant to do it.
What do their family/friends think of their relationship? Felix’s dad is a horrible man, you figure it out.
Who is more likely to start dancing with the other? Felix.
Who cooks more/who is better at cooking? Absolutely Locus, Felix would burn water if he cooked.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines? Felix, he’s better with the words.
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times? Still Felix. He’s terrible, if he has a chance to ruin something, he’ll take it.
Who needs more assurance? Locus. Felix is a so much of a person, hopping from one to another, and while Locus knows that what they have isn’t sacred or anything, it’s nice to be reminded that he is the one Felix comes home to.
What would be their theme song? Control by Halsey or Long Way Down by Robert Delong.
Who would sing to their child back to sleep? Both would, they’d switch off, probably.
What do they do when they’re away from each other? They think about what they’re doing, there’d be a brief moment thinking about each other, but it wouldn’t consume them.
one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart. Locus knows that this isn’t going to be forever. Sooner or later, something is going to happen to them on a job, or, and this is more certain than the former, Felix is going to come to a point where it’s him or Locus, and it’s not going to be Locus. This is all going to end in flames, and it’ll be one of their fault.
one headcanon about this OTP that mends it. Until then, they’re pretty much committed to each other. Locus would do almost anything for Felix, because he needs someone to stay. And Felix does.