lolix because duh, miles and whoever you'd like, burnie and geoff, griff and simmons and that's it :)
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lolix
who’s the cuddler: felix, he curls up and attaches himself to locus’ side
who makes the bed: locus, duh. felix likes things neat and tidy, but he doesn’t do that shit, that’s what locus is for
who wakes up first: felix, he’s an early riser. wakes up, watches the sun rise, drinks tea, he’s that person
who has the weird taste in music: felix, he listens to a lot of edm, dubstep, stuff like that. locus doesn’t really listen to music
who is more protective: they’re both pretty protective, they just show it differently. they’re both subtle in their ways, but locus will do what he can to murder whoever is trying to hurt felix and felix is more of a... keeps locus from stuff first, i guess
who sings in the shower: neither. silence is golden.
who cries during movies: neither, they’re both empty voids inside.
who spends the most while out shopping: felix. felix. felix.
who kisses more roughly: felix will, he usually initiates all the rough stuff.
who is more dominate: it’s kind of a power struggle until locus gets felix under him and then it’s all over.
my rating of the ship from 1-10: -4 million, worst ship, i hate it with my whole heart i’m kidding, lolix ruins my life and i love it so much
miles/gray [what i like to call, off-brand lolix, but nicer]
who’s the cuddler: miles luna, he loves to snuggle and hold on. gray is alright with it, but halfway through the night, he’ll free himself
who makes the bed: gray, he’s gotta fix it.
who wakes up first: gray, he’s got hardcore insomnia, so it takes him forever to get to sleep and then he wakes up early as fuck. makes coffee and breakfast.
who has the weird taste in music: miles, he listens to everything under the goddamn sun and gray is so chill in his music taste
who is more protective: gray, he’ll take every precaution available to keep miles from getting hurt, he’ll walk on the street side of the sidewalk, he’ll hold onto miles’ hand in a crowd, he’s terrible
who sings in the shower: MILES LUNA, and sometimes it’s great and most times it’s not
who cries during movies: miles, he’s emotional enough to be swayed by certain movies
who spends the most while out shopping: neither really, they’re smart financially
who kisses more roughly: gray, at certain times, when he thinks it’s okay to be and he gets the a-okay from miles
who is more dominate: gray, bc miles is smol and soft
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 10 hundred thousand, it’s kind of a rarepair but i love it
burnie/geoff [my dads]
who’s the cuddler: geoff, he’s an old bitch, but he’s a snuggly old bitch
who makes the bed: burnie, bc he’s not a fucking animal
who wakes up first: burnie, he likes to get things done in the morning before the day actually starts
who has the weird taste in music: neither have a weird taste, they listen to the same thing nowadays, they adulted together, so nothing’s weird
who is more protective: they’re both pretty protective, it’s just a subtle protection. they’re older now, they don’t need hardcore protection
who sings in the shower: geoff puts on a concert in the shower, it’s terrible
who cries during movies: geoff, we’ve all seen the titanic happy hour
who spends the most while out shopping: they’re both expensive fucks
who kisses more roughly: burnie, but they’ll go back and forth once the kiss starts
who is more dominate: burnie
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 100000, good shit right there, i love my dads
grimmons
who’s the cuddler: griff, he loves physical affection while he sleeps
who makes the bed: simmons, everything he needs everything to be neat and tidy and fixed like how it is supposed to be
who wakes up first: simmons, he sets an alarm every morning for 6am and he gets up at 6am
who has the weird taste in music: their music tastes differ so much, griff is all rock and punk and intense, and simmons is chill, listens to folk music, probably has too much florence on his phone
who is more protective: griff, because he is the only one allowed to be an asshole to simmons
who sings in the shower: griff, and it’s always awful. always.
who cries during movies: simmons. he’s very emotion.
who spends the most while out shopping: they both do, griff buys a lot of food, and simmons buys nice things for his apartment
who kisses more roughly: griff, griff does most things roughly
who is more dominate: neither are very dominate, everything is very soft and nice
my rating of the ship from 1-10: it’s my second fave rvb ship, i love it, 1 million