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[ewoo]

Hi! :D

Hi this is the blog where I post my stuff, if you're looking for my reblogs you can head on over to:

Time to reblog shit

Or you can visit my AO3 for my fics:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[lgbtqiatext]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[therobotwig]

One year ago today I posted this miniature Star Wars Ahsoka and Grogu photo I created using real lighting, figures and miniature sets...

[ewoo]

First one looks like such a tender moment of the two

Second one looks like Ahsoka is one blue cookie away from snapping Grogu in half

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act

We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.

I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?

[corvidkusnos]

PLEASE sign this if you're in the UK

And in the meantime, many have recommended getting a VPN, too.

Non-UK folk, help this get more reach if you can!

[goldalarm]

This isn't just bluesky, it's all websites. We're going to have to verify for tumblr. That's how bad it is.

(And it's not going to stop there. Australia is making people verify to use search engines. Thats coming and it should terrify you.)

[goldalarm]

Reddit’s UK users must now prove they’re 18 to view adult content

Reddit hires company to verify user age with selfie or photo of government ID.

Reddit has now declared.

[the-vampire-fish-queen]

Contact your MP!

Information on how to contact your local MP

Also its unknow if tumblr will do this seeing they already ban alot of adult content.

[elodieunderglass]

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

[burningmanonacid-deactivated202]

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

[sighinastorm]

British badger:  jovial fellow, eats toast and jam.  Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs.  Agricultural nuisance.

American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine.  Very defensive.  Fuck immediately off. 

Bonus African badger:  Silverback gorilla of mustelids.  Should be a cryptid.  Bro, don’t even.  You are nothing to him.

[elodieunderglass]

an extremely good post addition

[princeofbadassery]

Opposum (US)

gets a bad rap

eats A LOT of ticks

“plays dead”

cute

VS

Possum (AUS)

cute but Australian

[gamebird]

@rosewind2007 Ah! Our discussion topic!

Bonus mention of @boppinrobin !

[transcyberism]

Porcupine (North America)

Looks soft, isn’t

Quills are thin and flexible like hairs

Can climb trees

Perpetual bedhead

Smelly

Porcupine (Africa)

Does not look even remotely soft

Very long, stiff quills, especially on its back half

Can rattle hollow quills in its tail as a threat

Cannot climb trees

Will ram you ass-first to stab you if it’s mad

Porcupine (South/Central America)

Prehensile tail like a monkey

Short, thick quills

Snout looks like a marshmallow

Can hang from tree branches by its tail

Makes the cutest sounds in the world

[elodieunderglass]

Awwwww what an adorable addition!

[dungeonlv1]

@mildlybizarrecorvid thus seen like the knowledge you may enjoy

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

I honestly didn’t know there were non-African porcupines, I’d only seen the African ones

[ewoo]

Also also

European Robins and British Robins behave extremely differently, despite being the same species.

Europeans are shy as hell a usually live far away from people. They are mega pussies. If the even THINK someone is nearby they'll be screaming, crying, throwing up in fear

British Robins dgaf. They'll live in cities, they'll come right up to you, they'll eat out your hands, they'll EAT your hand. 1/10th of all knife crimes in London are committed by robins

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[eedweiz]

There'll be statues of him all over the place.

Statues of Grace with his new familly and his students

[ewoo]

Do you think Eridians would make the statue full of wet stuff so when they look at it with their echolocation it looks more like Grace?

[littlemissstel]

Age verification has never been and never will be for "the safety of children." It is to collect personal data, that could be used in nefarious ways, and mass surveil.

Please research and resist your countries bills to pass similar legislation. This isn't fear mongering but if you take a look at what is happening in the world right now-- with AI, palantir, and ICE databases, you'll understand why this is a terrible idea.

[sm-baby]

sappy

[changes]

An update for users in Brazil and the United Kingdom

To continue our commitment to user safety and to comply with local laws, we will start using age groups to determine access to certain experiences.

People in Brazil or in the UK, who are 18 or older, will soon need to verify their age to change content label settings and view mature-labeled content. Until then, the settings will be locked to hide.

As a reminder, verification is handled by our age-assurance partner, k-ID. Tumblr won't have access to the information you submit, just the final age-verification result. Documents are deleted after confirmation, and facial scan data never leaves your device. 

Questions? Contact Tumblr support or learn more about these changes here.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Shit.

[ewoo]

Actually fuck right off

[grezzirossi]

Me choosing Mizuki's perks. (My tanks hate me :>)

[ewoo]

Ooh I take the chain and the hat everytime

Never enemies chosen the speed boost jsksjs

[someone-crowned]

wait should we tag "not beta like ao3" now

[lazaruspiss]

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

[lazaruspiss]

prev i hope u dont mind me sharing ur tags bc yeah this is an interesting add on

[depresseddisneyprincess]

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out