#millennial au

[mostweakhamlets]

I think it'd be cute if Holmes and Watson had a share hobby besides solving crime. Something they both really love to do and carve out time for.

Maybe in a modern au they like westerns and marathon movies on chill weekends. Or maybe they learn to cook together and spend evenings figuring out new recipes.

Just something to bond over and give them both something to look forward to

[millennial-marauders]

Remus: I like my men like I like my coffee.

Remus, casually putting his arm around Sirius' shoulder: Black.

Sirius: .... But you don't like coffee?

Sirius in bed later that night: My name is Black. HE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME!

[hozukipookie-archived]

"You should be sleeping..." ~oftalonsandwinter

“I CAN’T SLEEP” STARTERS | @oftalonsandwinter

Suigetsu’s eyes were opened wide, but he’d reached a level of sleep deprivation that caused his vision to blur consistently. He blinked excessively to clear it up, but could only go a few moments before it blurred again. His nose wrinkled with compulsive sniffles, a habit from years in the past. His head jerked, rather than turning smoothly, so he could regard Avis.

His shoulders shrugged repeatedly, as if he was constantly trying to settle comfortably into his own skin. He rolled his neck, reached up and scratched every slight tingle on his body. There was no sign of weariness in his actions, but the skin under his eyes was darkened and drooping, a telling sign. He himself knew he’d been triggered, but explaining the situation was no task to be taken lightly.

“I’ll be just fine,” he assured, though is eyes darted toward the direction of a distant noise. He was riding the line where he could no longer trust that what he sensed was real, but his body reacted sharply to every stimulation. “I’ll black out eventually.” He smiled, though the action was mechanical, unable to reach beyond the muscles of his lips. His eyes couldn’t focus on Avis, but he tried.

[mostweakhamlets]

In the lil millennial au I have tucked in my head and think about when I listen to Pink

Holmes gets into cocaine at university and it's like yeah that sucks it fucks a lot up for him but it doesn't escalate from cocaine and Mycroft takes care of him and doesn't let him out of his sight a lot at the beginning

But also Mycroft was working his way up through the government and there were seedy figures and one night he takes Sherlock to some social event and Sherlock slips away to go to the bathroom and there's these guys in expensive suits with expensive haircuts doing lines and he just walks right back out and cocaine is ruined for him forever after that

He tells Watson this story years later and Watson is like, "you've literally stayed sober all this time just bc you saw rich people doing it?" And Holmes is like, "Um yeah of course?"

[mostweakhamlets]

millennial holmes who isn’t unnecessarily cold but is still prone to his bouts of depressions and can lured out of his bedroom by watson asking if he wants to go get coffee somewhere and maybe a breakfast sandwich or something bc it’s a sunday and who feels like cooking breakfast for themselves on a sunday also it’s close to noon so why not make an excuse for a late brunch 

and holmes has like 50 pounds in his checking account but you bet he’s ready to go in like 15 minutes 

[millennial-marauders]

Sirius: What exactly is self care?

Lilly: It's when you take time to do things you enjoy to better improve your health and stress.

Remus: Self care is changing your name and moving to a different country.

[mostweakhamlets]

Millenial au

When Holmes is leaving early one morning, Watson asks if he's eaten yet. Holmes tells him no and that he doesn't have time.

Later on, Holmes puts his hand in his coat pocket and feels a granola bar and smiles.

[millennial-marauders]

Sirius: Damnit Moony! I can't think straight when I am around you.

Remus, timidly: Is it because I'm a werewolf?

Sirius: No, I can't think straight because of how gay I am for you.