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my internally racist, whitewashed, alcoholic aunt who doesn’t visit us despite living a 20 minute drive away dropped in by surprise bc my grandparents invited her over to our house when they live in somewhere else and she’s already been scratched by my cat and made racist comments to our own country and made everything about her. all i’m trying to do is watch the football game in 30 mins but she’s blocking my view of the tv and speaking over everyone else
Drunk upstairs neighbour has apparently fallen asleep while watching a dvd because the first minute of the same freaking song keeps playing on repeat at an extreme volume and I’m going slightly insane 💀
I apologize for the absolute menace I will become when I get home from school and get on my laptop, boot up the sims and make the girls in the sims 4. I already have normal them as sims and sculpted them to look like their actresses so why not make them auified. I will be pulling from my love of Academia and Goth clothing to dress these girls right with my 85.9 GIGABYTES of sims 4 cc(mainly clothing 🤭)
You know I too would be considered ‘mentally underdeveloped’ by a nuerotypical woman born in the 1800’s
You know your family is dramatic when there are constant discussions over who said what to whom in dreams
My libra venus and sun keep wanting to find my soulmate, but my aquarius moon thinks that's a cool thing but not for me😭💔 My Taurus rising is just over there minding its business and saying that as long as we're home, it agrees with anyone.
it’s 4/20 so that means it’s time for me to share my one and only experience with weed for y’all’s entertainment.
So, my partner had one of those vape pen things, I think. Anyway it used little cannabis oil canisters, but one day one of them broke. Not wanting to waste the oil, my partner had the brilliant idea to pour it into a brownie mix and cook up some pot brownies.
Well, turns out using that highly concentrated oil in a brownie mix is a bad idea. Because it didn’t mix evenly? At least that’s our running theory. Either that or I’m just REALLY sensitive in the worst way possible to weed.
Anyway, so we make these disaster brownies. I have 1, because why not, I’ve never done a single drug in my life. Never smoked. Never drank alcohol. Might as well do ONE fun thing.
That was a mistake.
For the first half hour or so, I didn’t feel anything. Then I got high.
like REALLY REALLY high.
I took some notes... while I was high as shit... and um... they’re mostly incoherent nonsense, but then there’s this gem:
Being high is like being in another medium. Like, I was an oil painting before, but now I’m a watercolor.
Um... okay..
And this one:
I’m punching holes in and out of the dimensions. They’re lined up like papers. I can hole-punch to jump through.
Guess I’m poetic as fuck when I’m stoned to high heaven. Wouldn’t do it again though. Why? Um, here’s a brief list of my symptoms while stoned:
I got really hot? Like hot flashes? And all of my nerve endings felt like they were on fire? Not like a really painful fire, just a warm, buzzing fire. I could barely type things on my phone. Everything seemed to take FOREVER. Like I’d sit there on the couch for 15 minutes and swear up and down that 85 years had passed. Oh and I got some wicked visuals which looked like a rainbow overlay with pulsing glittering humanoid figures spinning around like a kaleidoscope. It was soooper weird.
So maybe I got a high dose. Maybe i have an extremely low tolerance (I’ve read that some people who are ADHD/Autistic have odd reactions to various chemicals, cannabis included and like, caffeine makes me sleepy, so idk it could be that.)
TLDR: I did weed exactly once, it was WILD and I’m never doing it again.
last night the bar owner’s 40 yo son tried to ban me from my open mic bc he was hitting on me a couple weeks ago and i wasn’t having it
his dad really likes me luckily so i stayed and shall return next week but damn son you really just tried to have me banned from the damn open mic night because u couldn’t get any Coochie
