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Finished this in church. First was Adam and Eve then came Garrett and Steve 👨❤️💋👨
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Finished this in church. First was Adam and Eve then came Garrett and Steve 👨❤️💋👨
Gonna be so honest with y’all
Garret the Garbage Man Garrison is my baby girl.
What should we do with Henry (Minecraft movie)?
Hug
Pat on the head
Adopt
Kill
My reaction after finally watching the Minecraft live <3
Chicken jockey
just saw the minecraft live update and I am having emotions about the ghasts
Ghasts are for the Artic!! The Ocean! They need water
and where are they? huh? where are they trapped? THEY ARE IN HELL!!
Ghasts are from biomes that are cold and wet, they are trapped in the nether where it is hot and drylike no wonder they are grumpy! ITS HOT. Bro is suffering in the enclosure!!!
and then it's just they DIE!
THEY DRY UP AND DIE LEAVING A RIBCAGE! but the babies who die leave a dried tiny little corpse
the poor babies! 😢
Lowkey, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Minecraft Movie makers revealed that Garrett “Garbage Man” Garrison was inspired by Markiplier’s Minecraft let’s play.
My arguing points:
1) Dumb, arrogant himbo who spends the entire movie having his plans explode in his face.
2) Obsessed with finding diamonds (“I’m gonna find a diiiii-amond”).
3) After a series of hijinks, he tries to have a serious dramatic moment that falls flat. It’s the kind of moment where Mark would ask Lixian to put in sad music over what he’s saying.
4) Builds things but sometimes doesn’t understand the thing he just built. For Garrett, it was the bucket-nunchucks. For Mark, it was the enchanting table or anything to do with redstone.
5) Tries to be sagely and wise, but then does something hilariously stupid that completely ruins the moment.
6) Legendary gamer in real life.
7) Garrett and Steve lowkey have Mark, Bob, and Wade energy.
8) Besides being a gamer, they both run their own businesses. Garrett runs a video game store, Mark has Cloak.
Emma Myers