#minty rambles

[mintygreencake]

I don't think people talk about how scary that phone call with Sam and David was for the first time, I would have been SHITTING myself.

"Hello, am I speaking to Sam Collins?"

"You are, who's askin'?"

"My name is DAVID SHAW"

FUCK

[holy-mint]

hello, could you draw Abaddon sleeping with Nathan? please

I can only manage a quick messy sketch before I go to bed and also this pose was lowkey killing me but here ya go 😭 hope ya like :P

[mintylicious]

“Hi guys welcome to my pumpkin pie tutorial so first we’re going to stab the pumpkin a little and if it doesn’t crack open then we’ll just chuck it at the wall”

[minty-and-fresh]

No, because I genuinely cannot with most ideas of fiddauthor as one-sided, esp with most of them having Fiddleford liking Stanford (because obviously) and that not being reciprocated. Because, yes, Ford was shit at feelings and didn’t treat Fiddleford well on numerous occasions. But let’s not forget their college years, the way they bonded, the way that Ford talks about Fiddleford for the most part??? Even with Bill’s influence, there is still so much fondness and affection clear whenever he writes about ‘F’.

And the guilt that he still feels about what went down when working on the portal. He loved him so much!!! He admired him! They really loved each other and they were messy and they were complicated and they were both cheaters, but goddamnit we got into this for and expecting messy middle aged to old men, let’s let them be messy!

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

why not play snowbound blood? we've got

the protagonist, a trans butch lesbian who's also a disillusioned cop

the most bisexual straight couple to exist (they run the entire planet)

low-functioning autistic guy who has issues speaking in his normal voice so he talks like a 1940s sci-fi narrator & also is in charge of the biggest communication company ever

former thief turned businesswoman who runs entirely off of strong coffee, love for her boyfriend, and kicks from watching people drink her dubious party mixes

a guy named Bytcon Krypto

child who can hear the corn's whispers; preaches about this world's equivalent of jesus to other children. i would die for them

twink who ran away from the cult of wrestler juggalos to become a magician and live with his boyfriend and 2 QPRs

tinkerer fish lady who lives in a garbage dump, says emojis out loud, has rigged her front door with several traps, and uses discord because skype is run by the government (who she hates)

the protagonist's gf, who is the singular normal character

Occeus Coliad from hit webcomic Vast Error

Troll Gordon Ramsey

insane potion seller who lives in the desert among skulltitan remains (he's really nice once you get to know them)

guy with a swiss army knife arm who kills 'evildoers' and calls everyone baby

who i can only describe as "gay asgore"

insane sculptor in a dark mansion in a massive hedge maze in a wicked forest through which no troll dare travel. his friends are worried about him because he's going through a rough divorce

autistic preteen who blares dubstep constantly and whose computer password is the fortnite default dance. he's the smartest man alive

guy who hates his life because he has to dress up as bart simpson for a bunch of kids just because his blood is jade-colored

a middle-aged futch lesbian mechanic who says ACAB in front of a cop and gets away with it because she's dating said cop's (platonic) gf

trans ace guy who shoved his abusive ex off a cliff. now he just watches utena and hacks terrorists' computers

jesus the devs like butches. this one's a gun dealer who likes board games and uses he/him

strip texas hold 'em with a girl the protagonist hates

oh god it's Weird fucking Al oh god oh fuck oh no

this game will make you cry

i wish i was lying

[minty-cofffee]

So! not only have I not been active on this account since August, which, yeesh, but I need to open commissions because! Funding 🎇 Here's some examples of what I typically draw;

More info under the cut, but be warned, it's a lotta yapping.

So here coming up I'm gonna be 19! Cool. awesome even. except my parents see this as a way to make me pay for everything I do as a "Responsible adult", which wouldn't be that bad normally. It's whatever. But I currently have what we think is an infection on my leg and my mother is making me pay for my own healthcare with no insurance! And if you know anything about Health Care in the US, especially with no insurance, that shit is,, expensive. And my job does not give me consistent hours to cover even a checkup's bill right now.

Hence this nightmare.

Is it the best example? Not entirely, but this was done in about 5 hours. Opening messages so feel free to reach out if you're interested!

[mintteacookies]

Sleepy thoughts

Shinjiham at dinner and Kotone is enthusiastically pitching ideas for their cafe, Shinji's already done eating, but holds her hand across the table (yapper x listener). He pulls away, just to take a drink, then nudges a small box into her hand.

They both know what it is. Kotone can't stop smiling and laces their fingers again over the box. Teasing him, "Yes, Shinji..?"

"Might've heard you were a size 7. Dunno where." Not like Kotone told him as much earlier that week, laughing at how he scrambled to jot it down.

She "just tries" the ring on. They both marvel at the light playing across the stones. It's like a picture coming into view, how perfectly it sits against her hand.

[sleepyminty]

I have to confess

Not once have i use either winrate button nor damage button eversince the game launch

I found out during my first play how ass the winrate is so i deadass rawdog every single MD nodes and fights manually

And then i just. forgot. to use the winrate