In the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003 episode "The Ultimate Ninja" there's a bit where Splinter is in total joy over how good his fur feels because April lent him her brush and shampoo.
We need more of this. We need more of Splinter and April bonding over hair-care.
Splinter: I am a domesticated furry living in the sewers with four hairless teenagers. You cannot understand my pain.
April: (Hands him a bottle of conditioner)
Splinter: You are now my favorite child.












