#miranda date everything

[nephilimbrute]

sprites i like

[joydoesathing]

sabor de amor 🍞🍩🎸

here's miguel tostador, your sizzling hot toaster who happens to be the lead singer and guitarist of miguel y los migos 🍩🍞

i bet bro can make a sick cover of despacito

bonus doodles

after a few dates, he decides that he should try bringing the MC some flowers for a date. he charred at least 3 bouquets until he resolved this by making a bouquet all made of aluminum foil

[opalizedemmett]

Part 15 of date everything textposts

[diminand]

More date everything textposts! 3/30 All: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Date Everything ships and hcs Pt.3

Hector face spoiler under the cut :3

[nostalgicmermaaiid]

Date Everything Wallpaper Dump!

[anjurine]

Dateables reactions if your fiancé/fiancée slammed your face into the wedding cake as a “joke”

SPOILER WARNING: Mentions of some of the dateables end-game endings and end-game in general

(Ft. Cam, Barry Styles, Friar Errol, River, Scandalabra, Monique, Miranda, Eddie & Volt, Reggie and Dorian)

You’re getting married to surprisingly… none of the dateables. You found someone completely different and invited quite a lot of folks. Everyone looked their absolute best and were honored to be invited. Heck, you would’ve understood if majority of them were too busy after you realized them but you were proven wrong, some of them even helped out preparing your wedding. However, your “lover” thought it will be a fun “joke” during the cake cutting to see your face fully covered in cake frosting and bits of crumbs. Despite your warnings, your no’s and your explanations on why you don’t feel comfortable of that happening, they disregarded your feelings and went ahead with said “joke.” Everyone was on your side as soon as they saw the anger/sadness on your face as you got your head out of the cake, but you remembered a few highlights that you probably will never forget.

Cam was the first to take action, rather than verbally confronting your now very recent ex. Even when you were busy bawling your eyes out but being comforted by the others you remember hearing “Hey dipshit!” then in a flash, your ex was covered in cake as well. Yup, that was definitely from him

Barry had every right to be upset, he was your personal makeup artist only for his work to be ruined by that scum of a person. He promised you that he will do something even better for your DISengagement party 

You were quite surprised how much Friar Errol has eased up a little ever since you realized him, you even told him about how some of the food will have oil in it but he still came. He was supposed to be your wedding officiant, he insisted. Well, was regardless of his stern and stubborn personality he sought out to make sure that you were ok and even blessed you on your future endeavors despite this disaster.

River was absolutely enraged when she saw you get humiliated like that, not to mention her candles have gone to absolute waste, she made sure that those candles and their scents were perfect specifically for your wedding and only for your wedding! She did exactly what you did with her when she used to be water, comforting you. Telling you that everything will be ok

You already knew that Scandalabra talks and his interest of scandals so when the next day your ex was the talk of the town— and not in a good way— you asked him about it. He simply acted like he wasn’t the one that started it

Monique practically begged you to sue for emotional distress and made sure that THEY pay for the catering that she provided. She won’t accept a single cent out from you, this wasn’t your fault

Miranda made a song making fun of your ex, when it was released it practically reached on top of charts like all her other songs. However, when you questioned how she made the song so fast, she told you how she had this song on the shelf, just in case something so utterly disgusting like this happened 

Eddie & Volt both wanted to physically confront them unfortunately Cam beat them to it. Volt then placed his blazer covering your now somewhat stained dress/suit while Eddie consoled you, telling you that you absolutely don’t need a sorry excuse of a partner like that and you did the right thing calling everything off

Reggie smiled and laughed— not at you, but rather laughed seeing you threw your engagement ring at them as you stormed away. Seeing your ex absolutely rejected and distraught brings a smile to his face

Dorian let the others pounced on them whether verbally and somewhat physically, as long as no lethal weapons were being pulled out, he turned a blind eye. After a lot of confrontations, Dorian personally escorted them out of your sight and out of the building 

[iceeericeee]

*offers u this* i made it myself