I'll bite 📓
im ngl im usually very unconvinced by most "q has to go into the field"/"fake dating for the mission" aus bc im usually like. ok why wouldnt they send an agent or another tech guy to do that? whyd they put him at risk???? i find it hard to suspend my disbelief
but i saw this video which fried me and i was like ok im compelled by an au where q has to do a sensitive drop, for which he's the only person qualified/authorised to carry that equipment/info/whatever (a la vesper not being an agent but in the field bc shes the one allowed to have the cash). but then bond gets caught with q and bond is like fuck we cant let them think we're working together as spies. uhhh [takes off his clothes] [starts making out with q in the hotel room, sticks his hand down q's pants, etc]. q is like !!!! ok ??? and then the baddies break down the door and are like "oh shit you're not spies youre just gay lovers!!!!!!"
the intended mission was bond seducing some shady chick but oops her goons catch q doing the drop off. but dont worry mission still on bc shes always wanted to be a fag hag!!! so bond is now pretending that q is like. his big tech sugar daddy and bond is a ""travel writer"" who is "writing a memoir" (aka just hangs out at resorts on q's dime) (not untrue tbh). [q has left btw by this point. bonds pretending that it was just like. a weekend hookup or s/t. q lives in silicon valley and bond is full time in LA or whatever the lie is.]
so bond is hag fagging the baddie while q is on the comms trying to like. ask all the fruitiest 6rs what bond should say about shoes trying to help him out. and bond starts dropping actual Takes On Fashion and Queer Culture and q is like
send a 📓for a bond brainworm ive been rotating











