#miscellea

[quotablefanfiction]

“I seem to recall Shizun making a certain promise…” Binghe’s smile offered him no possibility of mercy. “…that you would wear anything so long as you never had to think about clothing again. Does Shizun perhaps recall this conversation as well? I can quote it from memory if needed.”

Shen Yuan has regrets (chp. 5)

Achievement Unlocked by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Teen – Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán, Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá #Reverse Transmigration #Shen Yuan Reveal #Luo Binghe vs The System #Meet the Family #Eating Disorder – ARFID #Non-Graphic Discussion of Emesis #Discussion of Past Child Abuse #OG SQQ’s Canonical Levels of Androphobia #LBH has PTSD and is Offended about it

One day, after five years of reasonably peaceful marriage with only a few kidnappings and sex pollen incidents, Shen Yuan is sent back to his old body without warning. Luo Binghe makes a deal with an alien entity calling itself the System to perform a mission in exchange for the ability to bring his husband home.

The mission is simple; [Uncover secret transmigrator plotline and flesh out the character wiki!]

At least it will be once he figures out what the words ‘transmigrator’ and ‘wiki’ mean.

Or: That one where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don’t realize they’re in a domestic fluff bonus chapter.

Written for the 2021 MXTX Big Bang with art created by Ataratah

[fictionescapism]

Fanfic Rec #33 Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf) part 6

Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed by bleep0bleep "Did you say--" Stiles starts. "What?" Derek growls. "We're not a couple!" they both retort in unison. "We're not together," Stiles insists. Lydia coughs pointedly. "An incident report filed by 87th Precinct Captain Erica Reyes. March twenty-fifth, eight p.m. Came back to the precinct to grab my coat, only to hear Stilinski banging his new boyfriend in the holding cell."

This Is Halloween by Swing Set in December (swing_set13) In this town, don't we love it now?                + Monster Mash series

When the Bough Breaks by The Feels Whale (miscellea) Look, Stiles knows he’s not really part of the pack, but really? He wishes the others aside from Scott and Allison would stay a little more up to date on what’s going on his life beyond how it affects them.

with bloody feet across the hallowed ground by owlpostagain There were no last words. No more pleas, no more screaming. Just the sound of Stiles squeezing the trigger, the explosion of a second shot rocketing out of the revolver, and the hunters bursting through the open doorway just in time to see the bullet slam squarely into the center of Derek’s chest. How to Pretend You’re Not a Virgin and Other Sordid Tales by orphan_account Stiles likes the anonymity, the security his pseudonym provides. Likes that there are entire forums dedicated to speculating about his identity: his gender, his sexuality, his age. Of course, there’s one thing they all seem to agree on: he’s some sort of sex god.Which is really, really awkward, because he’s a twenty-three year old virgin.(Or: in which Stiles is a bestselling erotica novelist and Lydia makes him attend a convention to promote his upcoming book.)

[tolkienfanfics]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

√ Bilbo x Thorin √ Setting: The Hobbit √ 1 chapter √ My score: ❤❤❤ (enjoyable) √ Rating: T √ Language: ***** (close to no mistakes)

On the day after his thirty-third birthday Bilbo Baggins wakes up hung over, covered in glitter, and alone in a hotel room in the casino-riddled city of Bree. Seventeen years later a group of dwarrow insurgents break into his kitchen and kidnap him.

It’s not readily apparent, but these two events are not entirely unrelated.

My notes: Uhm, what the f*** did I just read? 😆

[quotablefanfiction]

“What the hell is that.” Derek stares at the blanket-swaddled lump on Stiles’ chest like she’s a skin lesion and somehow contagious. “A cleverly disguised fog-horn.”

Stiles is too sleep deprived for this (chp. 1)

When the Bough Breaks by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) Teen Wolf – Teen – Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski #Alternate Universe #Future Fic #Not Season 3 Compliant #Baby Mad Werewolves #Mutual Pining #Oblivious everybody

Look, Stiles knows he’s not really part of the pack, but really? He wishes the others aside from Scott and Allison would stay a little more up to date on what’s going on his life beyond how it affects them.

[quotablefanfiction]

Shen Yuan had crossed his personal Rubicon of Shame a long time ago so the only thing left was to just let himself enjoy the aftermath.

it’s too late for Shen Yuan to worry about the details (chp. 8)

What Dreams May Come by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Explicit – Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán #Alternate Universe #Canon Divergence #Dream Encounters #Unreliable Narrator #Written from the perspective of a demisexual who doesn’t know what demisexuality is #it’s Shen Yuan #Shen Yuan is the demisexual who doesn’t know what demisexuality is #Hold him #Topzun #Bingbottom #very soft in parts #but soft for bingqiu #so still pretty horny #y’all it’s so dirty #Shizun likes it too much when Binghe cries #BDSM elements #Blowjobs #Sex #Rimming #canon body horror mentions #Incomplete

In the time between sacrificing himself to stop his estranged disciple’s qi deviation and waking up in his back-up body, Shen Yuan -formerly Shen Qingqiu- experiences a long series of dreams that make him confront quite a few things about himself that he’d been stubbornly ignoring.

Good thing they’re just dreams, right? Otherwise he’d never be able to look Luo Binghe in the eye ever again.

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Binghe froze under his hands as Shen Yuan brought him into the most gentle hug he could manage. “Still crying?” He asked, only just keeping the unsteadiness out of his voice. He was naked and this was a sex dream and Binghe was crying all over his dick.

He didn’t need his kinks spelled out for him quite this explicitly, thanks.

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Or: two horny idiots finally get out of their own way.

[quotablefanfiction]

Maybe he shouldn’t have been surprised that Binghe’s understanding of informed consent was basically non-existent. This world existed to facilitate soft core pornography. In Proud Immortal Demon Way, sex was always the answer and never the question. This was a world where dick was an actual medical therapy that worked. The concept of kink negotiation might as well not exist.

stallion novels aren’t usually the best source for sex-ed (chp. 12)

What Dreams May Come by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Explicit – Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán #Alternate Universe #Canon Divergence #Dream Encounters #Unreliable Narrator #Written from the perspective of a demisexual who doesn’t know what demisexuality is #it’s Shen Yuan #Shen Yuan is the demisexual who doesn’t know what demisexuality is #Hold him #Topzun #Bingbottom #very soft in parts #but soft for bingqiu #so still pretty horny #y’all it’s so dirty #Shizun likes it too much when Binghe cries #BDSM elements #Blowjobs #Sex #Rimming #canon body horror mentions #Incomplete

In the time between sacrificing himself to stop his estranged disciple’s qi deviation and waking up in his back-up body, Shen Yuan -formerly Shen Qingqiu- experiences a long series of dreams that make him confront quite a few things about himself that he’d been stubbornly ignoring.

Good thing they’re just dreams, right? Otherwise he’d never be able to look Luo Binghe in the eye ever again.

-

Binghe froze under his hands as Shen Yuan brought him into the most gentle hug he could manage. “Still crying?” He asked, only just keeping the unsteadiness out of his voice. He was naked and this was a sex dream and Binghe was crying all over his dick.

He didn’t need his kinks spelled out for him quite this explicitly, thanks.

-

Or: two horny idiots finally get out of their own way.

[quotablefanfiction]

If it hadn’t been for the interference of the System then he might never have had his Shen Yuan at all and who would he have become? Trick question.  Binghe knew exactly who he would have become. He’d met the man and they’d tried to kill each other.

Binghe doesn’t have to guess about the what-ifs (chp. 4)

Achievement Unlocked by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Teen – Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán, Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá #Reverse Transmigration #Shen Yuan Reveal #Luo Binghe vs The System #Meet the Family #Eating Disorder – ARFID #Non-Graphic Discussion of Emesis #Discussion of Past Child Abuse #OG SQQ’s Canonical Levels of Androphobia #LBH has PTSD and is Offended about it

One day, after five years of reasonably peaceful marriage with only a few kidnappings and sex pollen incidents, Shen Yuan is sent back to his old body without warning. Luo Binghe makes a deal with an alien entity calling itself the System to perform a mission in exchange for the ability to bring his husband home.

The mission is simple; [Uncover secret transmigrator plotline and flesh out the character wiki!]

At least it will be once he figures out what the words ‘transmigrator’ and ‘wiki’ mean.

Or: That one where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don’t realize they’re in a domestic fluff bonus chapter.

Written for the 2021 MXTX Big Bang with art created by Ataratah

[quotablefanfiction]

Luo Binghe had given up on being surprised by all the places the protagonist of Proud Immortal Demon Way was willing to put his penis. For every woman he married there were at least two that he had casual sex with either before or after (and on one memorable occaision during) the point where she tried to kill him. By the time he stopped reading, Binghe was rooting for the assassins.

Binghe does not appreciate his literary origins (chp. 7)

Achievement Unlocked by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Teen – Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán, Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá #Reverse Transmigration #Shen Yuan Reveal #Luo Binghe vs The System #Meet the Family #Eating Disorder – ARFID #Non-Graphic Discussion of Emesis #Discussion of Past Child Abuse #OG SQQ’s Canonical Levels of Androphobia #LBH has PTSD and is Offended about it

One day, after five years of reasonably peaceful marriage with only a few kidnappings and sex pollen incidents, Shen Yuan is sent back to his old body without warning. Luo Binghe makes a deal with an alien entity calling itself the System to perform a mission in exchange for the ability to bring his husband home.

The mission is simple; [Uncover secret transmigrator plotline and flesh out the character wiki!]

At least it will be once he figures out what the words ‘transmigrator’ and ‘wiki’ mean.

Or: That one where Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don’t realize they’re in a domestic fluff bonus chapter.

Written for the 2021 MXTX Big Bang with art created by Ataratah