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Owen: *turns Legundo in hopes that he’ll carry on his legacy of anger and destruction through turning and killing the others*

Legundo: *sacrifices himself in turning Abolish*

Abolish: What a crazy experience… I’m no different than how I was before

#or is he?#mission failed #vampires smp #vsmp #vampires smp owen #vampires owen #vsmp owen #owengejuicetv #vampires smp legundo #vampires legundo #vsmp legundo #legundo #vampires smp abolish #vampires abolish #vsmp abolish #abolishregret #oakhurst #mcyt #crimsonblr

winter problems

based on my yesterday real life experience

#sometimes you are trying to smoke during a blizzard and yeah #mission failed #this winter I have a very authentic the terror experience #the terror #the terror amc #cornelius hickey

Post-everyone coming out Ilya tries to get Shane to call Scott slurs on the ice cause he thinks it would throw Scott off if it came from Shane (he pitches it to Shane as payback for their almost-fight). This backfires spectacularly when they line up for a face off and Shane kind of meekly calls Scott a cocksucker to which Scott just raises an eyebrow and Shane blushes like crazy and loses the face off. Ilya takes the next face off against Scott and Scott says ‘tell your boy to watch his mouth’ Ilya loses the face off.

#couples activity: bully the old man #mission failed #ilya gets hard so fast he’s dizzy with it #they’re only bad at hockey when it’s funny to me personally #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #scott hunter #hollanov #m

Given the fact that she thought they’d been freakin it for months, Effie Trinket probably burst into the command center begging the Gamemakers to cut the cameras when Katniss started getting “hungry” making out with Peeta on that beach

#she thought they were rawdogging it on the victory tour???#‘be a little discreet’#mission failed #seriously get these children out of the spotlight #everlark #thg #the hunger games #effie trinket

hooray for this guy etc but it continues to induce a sense of disorienting anachronism in me every time i see "growing up without learning practical skills" presented as a gendered issue. why doesnt your mom know how to change a flat tire, jump a battery, or idk. replace a toilet seat. why didnt she teach YOU, the presumed son. no one is preventing american women from learning these skills, you have been able to learn then from a library or the internet for decades. so is she stupid.