Sometimes I like to make mock "Episode" ideas called "Scenarios" as if it were a real show. He- wait didn't we do this before?
That's right I got a new scenario for all of you! "Flamzer, Ad Infinitum" or FAI, for short, is a scenario that would be round the first few episodes if this was an actual show.
THE PLOT (Under the cut cause CHRIST IT'S LONG-)
The day starts in Flamzer's bedroom, with him curled up in bed while "What's New Pussycat?" plays on the radio (You might not know what this is a reference to now, but you'll get it later). Here's a quick outline of Flamzer's morning to give you the basic idea:
He wakes up
He greets Meltus in the living room
He notices that Flain and Vulk are in his apartment too (they usually have their own apartments)
He has breakfast
He goes to leave
But on his way out, Teslo slams the door onto Flamzer. He wakes up again, maybe that was a bad dream? No, it couldn't have been...The morning was too similar to his "dream" for his liking. Teslo slams the door again, this time not onto Flamzer. Unfortunately, every one gets startled and Flain throws his mug up into the air...
Causing the florescent ceiling light to bonk Flamzer on the head. You thought I going to say the mug hit him on the head, didn't you? Anyways, Flamzer wakes up, more confused as ever. No worries though, he's a theorist! He'll just take out his trusty corkboard and.....does anyone else hear buzzing. Yeah, it turns out that Flamzer's wall is filled with B E E S. Might wanna get that sorted out
Another loop, way more "What's New Pussycat". Flamzer decided to experiment by doing the following:
Streaking (it's literally just him as a stock image of a shirmp), he gets shot
Setting the nixels' base on fire before getting crushed by the debris
Walking up to the Glowkies with "Drink Me :)" written on him in marker. 3 seconds to guess what happens
Throwing himself in the lake. He drowns
Making himself a poisoned cake. another 3 seconds to guess what happens
Watches Twilight. He sets himself on fire with his tail
Paying Seismo (He'll be important later) to bury him alive. He dies from the lack of Oxygen
Throwing himself into a woodchipper while dressed as a tree
Drinking Volectro's milkshake. He gets crucified, shot at with missles, stabbed, burnt, frozen and pissed on
After many loops and wayyy too much "What's New Pussycat?", Flamzer decided to actually get some help with the loop thing. "From who?" you may ask...The Au's resident Mr. Exposition, Siesmo!
Flamzer tells him the entirety of the loop from what he's seen, expecting to be told he's joking...But Siesmo both believes him and has an idea on how to help. He explains that because the gods are, well, gods, they need helpers to deliver they message, and that he know where to find one of the messagers for the god "Meltus" (I'll explain the gods a bit when we get to them)
Cut to Kuekard, who is on break and scratching himself on a park bench. Flamzer, justifiably, is baffled how he's one of the oh-so-important gods' messenger. Kuekard agrees to help break the loop and the actual plan is set in motion: Hike all the way up Mixel Mountain and beg the gods to free him. I'm serious. A few hyjinxs and near loop-resets later, they reach the top and are greeted by the god they were serching for, "Meltus"...
"yoooooooo it's me! da god melatonin from da bibble!"
Yeah, it turns out their "Oh-So-Important" gods are realistically just three humans playing with toys. With "Meltus" specifically being a butterfingered nitwit who is using the line between "Chaotic Stupid" and "Stupid Neutral" like a jump-rope, below is what they and to other two gods ("Snoof" on the left, "Meltus" in the Middle and "Teslo" on the right) look like:
So "Meltus" apologies for the time loop since they were bored and apparently you shouldn't trust them alone for more than 30 minutes, and agrees to stop the loop. Flamzer goes back home to see the bee situation has been sorted off-screen. He wakes up and immediately panics, thinking that the god didn't keep their promise until..."It's Not Unusual" starts playing (If you still don't get the reference, it's to this stand-up routine). The loop had been broken and all Flamzer wanted to do now was relax, ending the "scenario".
This was a fun one for me to do! Putting Siemo, Kuekard and Flamzer in the limelight was fun, along with the reveal that the god's might not be what they're cracked up to be (Considering this is the first episode where the gods are the main focus). Here's some some bonus stuff for reading all this (Plus a redraw of a comic that i forgot the artist's name to but i've seen it redrawn before)
(Reposting this again since tumblr won't let people see this >:/)
Okay so I referenced the cover album to Mom's 3/Bloodeater and picked Flamzer since tbh the lyrics to Bloodeater has me thinking about Flamzer and it's kind of a vent art I guess? I vented out a little bit on my twitter page so I guess go check that out if you want lmao.
