Ladybug: What are you doing?
Chat Noir: Just calling the only man who can f*ck me!
Ladybug: ..what?
Chat Noir: Protect Us! Keep us both safe!
(Picks Up Staff and Dials Number)
(Luka Picks up Phone)
Luka: Hello?
Chat Noir: Why hello, my Big D*cked Vippy!
(Ladybug and Luka fall over)
Luka: WHAT?
Ladybug: THE?
Luka: F*ck?
Ladybug: CHAT?!?
Chat Noir: Language! Everyone!













