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King Julien’s twitter

ok this is hilarious and i have nothing to add

Private: Date someone who forgives you for your past!

Kowalski: Date someone who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge.

Skipper: Date someone who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson.

Skipper: Here we are, poised on the precipice of "Suicide Slope". Below us lie the skeletal remains of hundreds of little sled riders.

Skipper: Searching for that ultimate adrenaline rush, we prepare to hurtle ourselves over the brink! What fate awaits us?

Skipper: Ready?

Kowalski: No.

Skipper: Life and death hang in the balance! A fraction of a second and one wrong turn are all that separate them!

Kowalski: This isn't helping.

Skipper: Sometimes I'm mad.

Skipper: But sometimes I'm not.

Skipper: ...As mad.

Maurice: Careful.

Julien: Careful's my middle name.

Maurice: I know your middle name. I wish it was “Careful”.

Skipper: When will the clown sightings happen again? That was fun.

Julien: Look in a mirror and they can start today.

Skipper: I’m small, but I be knowing.

Julien: You don’t even “be knowing” what the top shelf looks like.

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