Reporter: so, are there any lucky ladies in your life?
Richie, very seriously: tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think i was straight so i can change it immediately
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Reporter: so, are there any lucky ladies in your life?
Richie, very seriously: tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think i was straight so i can change it immediately
Eddie: wow look at that idiot whats he doing??
Eddie, realizing its Richie: OH SHIT THATS MY IDIOT
Bev: have you even asked him out yet??
Richie: no, but in my head, we have 3 kids and a cat
Taako, floating into the Starblaster kitchen munching on some raw Lasagna noodles: good morning parental unit
Davenport, not looking up from his book: good morning problem child
Eddie, momentarily pulling away from a tender kiss: Wow… I’m really feeling a spark here, richie
Richie, mouth full: thats the pop rocks babe!!!!
Dani: when you said magic in bed this wasn't really what I was expec-
Aubrey, holding up a three of spades: Is this your card
Dani: :0 !!!!!!
Taako, hanging upside down from his bed and somehow drinking a mimosa with a straw that curls to spell Bitch in cursive: I got all of the dummy yet none of the thicc
Eddie: they say one in four people are gay
Eddie: that means, at least 2 people in the losers are gay
Eddie: I hope one of thems Richie because hes cute