these totally happened

just two bisexual disaster nerds trying to be funny mod carisi - they/them | mod wyatt - he/him

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Eddie: wow look at that idiot whats he doing??

Eddie, realizing its Richie: OH SHIT THATS MY IDIOT

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Jake: The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $15,000 at this point in my life.

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Jake: Amy took the wheels from my heelies, I feel like an angel without wings.

Jake: I have to walk down the hallways like a peasant & I am LIVID

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Jean: Bobby, can you please come out already?

Bobby, over the sound of running water: Fine, I’m gay!

Jean: I know, you're just hogging the shower.

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Magnus: I filled your office with the fog machine.

Davenport: Why would you do that?

Magnus, shrugging: Bored.

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Scott: I cut my finger and it's bleeding.

Hank: Just put pressure on it.

Scott, to his finger: You are solely responsible for the safety of all mutants across the globe and it is your fault if anything ever hurts them.

Hank: no-

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Stan: RICHIE COME ON WE GOTTA GO COME OUT ALREADY

Richie: IM GAY

Stan: I SUPPORT YOU BUT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

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[during a team meeting]

Kamala: -and now for a gay update with Viv Vision.

Viv: Progressing towards a gayer state.

Kamala: Thank you, Viv.

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Charles: If I were dating you, well, let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called “horses” anymore.

Jake: What the hell does this mean?

Jake: Charles, what the fuck does this mean??

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Warren: Imagine if somebody gave you a box full of everything you lost during your childhood.

Jean: Wow, my innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Hank: My will to live! Haven’t seen this in years!

Bobby: I knew I lost my potential somewhere!

Scott: Mental stability, my old friend.

Warren: ...Can you guys lighten up a bit?

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Fitzroy: I’m royalty. I have the rights to be as extra as I want and nobody can stop me.

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Warren, sexily: Tell me your wildest fantasy.

Bobby: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.

Warren: No, I meant like-

Bobby: Everyone claps.

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Taako: welcome to fucking fantasy applebees, would you like apples or bees

Lucas: Bees??

Taako: HES SELECTED THE BEES

Magnus, coming out vigorously shaking a jar of bees: >:3

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Scott: Bobby, why did you make this terrible choice?

Bobby: Why? Because I believe life is for the living! I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew! And also, people were yelling, and I got confused about the rules.

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Bobby and Warren: 3, 2, 1… Happy New Year! [kiss]

Scott: Guys, it’s not even midnight, stop making out every time the microwave goes off.

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Stan: wow look at those idiots lmao

Stan, realizing its the rest of the losers: OH SHIT THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS

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Sam: Remember two hours ago when we were getting shot down by missels? What if those were the good times.