Feb 3, 2019
on january 31st while waiting for a bus i was confronted by a crunchy-looking soft-spoken man that did not smell of weed (actually he smelled like. tap water) but he absolutely looked stoned out of his mind. when he talked to me his head was directly in front of the sun and his skin was as cold as marble and he knew things about me that he had no reason to know and listen, i am not religious, but all i can believe is that jesus woke up from a 2019 year old slumber to talk to Me
#modern!jesus#weird encounters#public transit just does this huh#wtf#okay listen i'm an athiest but this was one of the most surreal things i've ever had happen to me#and his head was in a halo of light and he looked like modern!au jesus!!!!#I Spoke To God And He Smokes Weed!!!!!!!!!#the whole conversation took like 7 minutes and he was just genuinely kind and trying to tell me good things and give good advice#this is my anime protagonist beginning and i'm going to meet him again 7 minutes before i die