#momposting

[joanieinwait]

(rides my skateboard up to an older woman at the mall) hey will you be my mom

[biscuitfortune]

there was a christmas print dress in the pile of my mom’s clothes while i was working on the other things, and got hit with a really strong need to make a christmassy witch hat

which i did instead of like, wrapping presents

pleased with the outcome but it needs a sprig of holly

[around-the-venom]

awesome thing courtesy of my dear mother

[polychromaic]

[cantareincminor]

Going through the ordeal of potty training for the second time. And preparing for summer “vacation”.

Felt so validated today when my father in law said “watching [your son] is more difficult than watching two other kids at the same time.”

If I have learned anything in the past few years it’s to keep expectations low and expect potty training to take a year. Screw all those books that say you can do it in a single weekend.

[lucky2die]

dog who learns fun new games from mommy and starts trying to play them with the rest of the household

[spiral-d0g]

Xmas list but i probably won't get anything bc we can't even afford food: p

+ reasons why i wouldn't get them even if we had money (these r things my moms acc said)

1 button / pin maker : Id "nvr use it" 2 pins : Id "send the wrong message" 3 weezer shirt : Weezers demonic(💀??) 4 conan gray merchandise : Hes "queer" and thats "bad" 5 wishbone necklace ^ : See 4 6 coyote tail : Therians and furries are "sexual and wrong" (ok elisha) 7 camera film : Id take "indecent" pictures 8 messenger bag : Id look "stupid" 9 noise canceling headphones : I don't " have a phone " (bc she broke it) and im "not autistic" 10 ocean stickers : Itd look stupid:\ 11 shark from ikea bc my old ones falling apart : See 10

[carlossnewblog]

Showed some songs to my mom yesterday here is her ranking:

Aishite Aishite Aishite Ado cover (Absolutely LOVED it. Now shes singing it horribly all the time. Somebody save me.)

Nihil-san

CREEP U

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