#monkeybean29

[strangeauthor]

The hello kitty strawberry milk monster energy is an ai generated image, ur not gonna find that in stores. Sorry pal

[revvethasmythh]

Ok I wanna ask: are you a fade section hater or a fade section lover? I personally never fully got the fade hate, I think it's a fun section where you can transform into cool shit and see your friends nightmares (and I love to hit up all the stat boosts) but I am curious of your opinions on it

i quite literally waited to answer this until i finished playing it again, because i think last time i played this game i DID use the mod to skip it and wanted to see how i felt about it now. and i think it's conceptually interesting but like. LONG and ANNOYING and kind of boring actually and also i'm going to get frustrated with almost anything that asks me to backtrack to get stuff like the stat upgrades. like, say what you will about the deep roads but that is a LINEAR journey where you get to run around with your FRIENDS and is also like one of the most interesting quests in the whole game. i think the companion nightmares are cool, but i get pretty frustrated with the rest of it when you're running around by yourself. i probably will just use the mod to skip it from now on, so. uh, not my favorite bit of the game, no

[tchaikovskaya]

Honestly I feel like anybody that thinks having a dog or plant and having an actual child are at all comparable is someone who shouldn't have kids....... Like "these women secretly want children because they have pets" ma'am a child is not a pet, you should know that. I enjoy ur blog btw :D

yuuuup. anyone who thinks the instinct to nurture and/or gratification that comes from nurturing something (or even just taking care of its basic needs) are indicative of something missing from your life that parenthood would fulfill has a really...... strange way of thinking about human children lol

and thank you! :)

[visenyaism]

I actually kinda like the female worgen models for one specific reason: all of the female models in wow have their backs curved in to a ridiculous degree to make their ass and tiddies stick out, and it looks ridiculous. However, because the worgens are meant to be bestial and hunched over a bit, the female worgens stand much more normally than the other female models, because the people at blizzard think that a woman standing straight up is weirder than a woman thrusting her chest out at all opportunities

no even distribution of the worgen cure in gilneas their socialized medicine only covers the chiropractor

[jewfrogs]

Your intestines are constantly wiggling in ur body like eels, when doctors need to do surgery in that area they have to hang ur intestines on racks to keep em out of the way and when they put em back in they just plop the intestines back in ur body and then they wiggle and writhe themselves into the right place and position..........ghastly. evil. fucked up organ

very true! intestines are possibly one of the most appalling parts of the body and there simply is no reason for them to wriggle like that aside from being haunted and/or possessed

[criticalrolo]

Catboy caduceus but he's still a cow type firbolg. Hes got the cow ears and the cow face and everything but he's wearing a cat ear headband also

YOUR MIND IS SO FUKCING POWERFUL IM SCREAMING

[foulserpent]

Your blog inspired me to play Skyrim for the first time and I have no idea what's going on but I have a big steel hammer Im using to beat the shit out of everything which makes this game excellent in my opinion. Also what's the deal with the stormcloaks and imperials I've got no idea what their beef is other than the stormcloaks nut for uriel

not quite. heres the summary

thalmor (altmer nationalists among other things) were previously at war with the cyrodiilic empire, part of their accords was banning the worship of the god talos

empire, which is stretched thin and dying, enforces this ban on all its provinces including skyrim

stormcloaks are ethnonationalist nords whose  explicit rallying point is against the banning of talos worship, which is bad writing bc most nords never had talos in their pantheon to begin with (you could make arguments for this to make sense in-universe but this is absolutely just bad writing). what they are above all else is just fantasy racists

stormcloaks see empire as weak for surrendering to the thalmor, rebel against the empires control of skyrim under leadership of actual thalmor asset ulfric stormcloak.

civil war happens in skyrim and no one wins bc one side is a rotting colonial state and the other side are ethnonationalists

all of it is abysmally bad writing

also uriel is uriel septim one of the emperors from 200 years before the events of skyrim who pretty much no one liked much . hes not involved here, though the god talos was produced by tiber septim, first septim emperor 

[howelljenkins]

Happy birthday ur the only pjo blog I can stand at this point and you are correct about everything, hope ur day goes well bud 🎈🎊🎂🎊🎈

LMAO thank u