#montabeau

[allthemurders]

ok ik there’s a lot of debate in the fandom between cartivan & edabel, but as someone who ships both, i think they should just all be in a polycule tbh

(just like,,,,, sid & sullivan, sullivan & mrs devine, mrs devine & felicia, felicia & flambeau, flambeau & father brown… basically half of kembleford is probs involved somehow hnsjfdfh)

[incorrectkembleford]

Flambeau: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.

Lady F: You’ve literally stabbed people in the back like, 50 times.

[incorrectkembleford]

Flambeau: This must be hell...am I in hell?

Lady F: Do you see the devil packing his things and leaving for you to take the throne? No? Then you're not in hell yet.

[incorrectkembleford]

Flambeau: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

Lady F: It saves time.

[incorrectkembleford]

Lady F: Don’t try and win me over with your use of the word “‘twas”.

Flambeau: ‘Twasn’t trying to.

[incorrectkembleford]

Lady F, reading the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Flambeau: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.